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Scissors cut Paper
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mao tse helen said @ 12:07am on 19th December [Score:+26 Truthiness] Here's how to pick up Canukistanian girls: first of all, you have to understand that they appreciate authority, and knowledge of Canadian towns. Therefore, any pickup lines should be crafted to demonstrate both a sense of utter impunity and geographical knowledge. Here are some examples:
"You know, I rule Mississauga Ontario with an IRON HAND."
"Mouth rape is way underrated... IN TELKWA!"
"Salmon Arm? More like SUCK MY DICK!"
Also, say you had sex with famous and attractive Canadian women. Don't mention ones who are big in America, like Pamela Anderson or Kristin Kreuk. Mention the really hot ones, like Deborah Gray or Jean Chretien. If you follow this advice to the letter, you'll be in so much ass your brain will blow up.
sacrelicious said @ 9:31am on 17th September
that makes me so angry I could just masturbate!
cardinal said @ 10:55pm on 21st September 2008
I sincerely consider all of us to be delicious on the inside.
Trigger said @ 12:58pm on 20th November 2008
That is so going on my profile.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maryyugo finally concedes a point. First & last time in 16202+ comments. maryyugo said @ 7:21am on 15th Feb
oh- sorry-- i looked at the source and you're correct. it looked ok on my screen tho.
I've been the ninja with his mask pulled tight
Been the badass running on rooftops all night
Now I see the world as a unconventional weapons store
With an assassin's smile, bodies fall to the floor
Like master I killed you Shōgun I killed you Daimyō I killed you Samurai, hey, "Fuck you"
I can see everything here with my third eye
Like the 16 shuriken sunk in his thigh
If God is a ninja
Life is a dojo
Love is the shōtō
You are the kung-fu
If God is a ninja
Life is a dojo
He flips out and kills you
And somehow you like it.
I've been the ninja - wakizashi in the air
Unaffected by lasers, the truth: i don't care
So open your mouth and stick out your tongue
You might commit seppuku when I'm done
So find a new bushido
A reason to fight ALL the time
Look for Nirvana
Hiding up in the rafters
Smokebombs and sex dreams
I whisper to you
You've already died...
If God is a ninja
Life is a dojo
Love is the shuriken
You are the tsurugi
If God is a ninja
Life is a dojo
He flips out and kills you
It's useless to fight it.
You take what you get and you get what you give
I say don't run from a ninja, man, there's no way you'll live
I've got piano wire in my belt if you want to get scrappin'
Lift your katana in the air so the killing can begin
If God is a ninja...If God... say If God is a ninja, Then your life is already over because He's killed you 3 times over by now
If God is a ninja
Life is a dojo
Love is the nihontō
You are the nunchaku
If God is a ninja
Life is a dojo
He flips out and kills you
Because ninjas are totally sweet.
sythe
said @ 12:36pm on 4th Feb- moderate/reply
Sometimes Chop says these things and it's at times like these that I wonder, "What ever DID I do with that potato?"
shizac said @ 12:45pm on 4th Feb
[Score:+1 Funsightful]- moderate/reply
you gave it to Chop to smoke
.
Life is a precious gift that could be hit by a bus tomorrow. Isn't it time you lived it the way some total stranger who wrote a book thinks you should?
astropig7 said @ 2:56am GMT on 13th January 2010
I. I am the Chop-Logik. Thou shalt have no other Chops before me.
II. Thou shalt not make for Me a boner.
III. Thou shalt not discuss thy boners.
IV. Thou shalt not take the name of Chop in vain.
V. Remember the pr0n and keep it coming.
VI. Honour thy torrents and thy streaming video.
VII. Thou shalt not repost.
VIII. Thou shalt upmod with impunity.
IX. Thou shalt not grief-mod.
X. JOECAM shalt loveth this stuff.
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed \"bbz will u luv me 4evr\"
he said \"NO..\"\"
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse \"I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever...\" (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...+1 dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx