Member since Saturday, 3 January 2004
Last visited on Friday, 17 May 2013
Narrenschiff has posted 30 entries, 4779 comments , has a karma score of 152 and has moderated other SE users +100 Funny.
This year's winner of Narrenschiff's Annual Badass Award:
REDOX! Hooray for redox!
"Young chap, I spotted your joke and carried it even further.
My subtlety could crumble the average housebrick." -- quaint
"Durian: "Hey, this fruit has a really hard skin and it's covered in huge thorns, and it also stinks like something that's been rotting for a fortnight. Let's eat it!"
Surstr�mming: "Hey, let's put these herrings in a barrel and come back next year. It's gotta be worth it."
Black Pudding: "Hey, why don't we cook the blood with some oatmeat and bits of fat? Sounds delicious to me!"
Natto: "Hey, there's still some soy beans in the fridge. I'm sure they're still good."
Chicken Feet: "Hey, there's meat on those."" -- hpeg, on suspicious food
"tryin to cut down on my caffeine consumption
so when i get up i just have one cup of coffee
and id like to have another cup of coffee with my breakfast
and on the way to work i like to get a cup of coffee
i like the kind of cup of coffee you get with youre donuts
but i never get the donut i just have the cup of coffee
and when i get to work i have a cup of coffee
cause i like a cup of coffee when im talking on the phone
but it usually gets cold and i need to get another cup of coffee
and its lunch and i have an espresso" -- Jim's Big Ego, 'Stress'
IN MEMORY OF JKILLA503's TERRIBLE SACRIFICE
18021802 will reset yer profile!
Sensible Prisoner v 0.1
Everyone is assigned a number. Require everyone to post under their number? Daily vote for a new number 2. Purpose to get off the island? Hmm.