Dude, everyone knows that the fall of the Tower of Babel was a conspiracy. A tower doesn't collapse like that unless it's a controlled demolition.
And who's behind it? The Jews.
-kishi
Be nice to us, or we'll bring democracy to your country.
-Rojo^
~*~*Madyson*~*~ ohmgee like school is so gay
*~*~Destanie~*~ i no rite!
~*~*Madyson*~*~ so like, you wanna lie out?
*~*~Destanie~*~ yah i no this awesome spot on this bridge omigod
~*~*Madyson*~*~ oh yah! cuz there's no shade from trees and stuff
*~*~Destanie~*~ yah trees are so gay
~*~*Madyson*~*~ um like, but what if a train comes?
*~*~Destanie~*~ like, what-ev-ahrrrr
~*~*Madyson*~*~ yah trains are so gay
-JOECAM
Moral of the story: Trains are not gay. If they were, these girls wouldn't have been fucked by one.
-kang
BTW all the porn on SE is really poor quality, I never come here for that.
-Saint_Marck
It was bad enough the first time...
-KropperPrime
That's what SHE said....
-Sgt Harry 'Snapper' Organs
But then there are those of us who handle spiders just fine, yet quail at the thought of having our intestines sucked out through our anus.
-Khafra
An inablity to empathize huh? I can't imagine what that is like.
-TheCooler
Always avert your eyes unless you want to be astounded by the stupidity of your fellow man.
-Tektike
I'm curious to know how a topless woman wearing a goat's head and spanking a clown with a dildo is any more insane than the idea that an invisible, undetectable yet omnipotent being impregnated a virgin (without asking), so that he could then arrange the murder of said offspring in order to provide a loophole for all his other human creations, who would otherwise be condemned to an infinite amount of time being tortured in another dimension after their deaths, because of something their very distant ancestors did which angered this omniscient being.
-hellboy
>You have:
Pig
Half Jar of Chaos
Sack of Jelly Beans
Teen Pr0n
-Narrenschiff
Mix Pig to Teen Pr0n
Equip.
-Aidentas
I read brail off your moms vagina with my lips.
though for some reason all it ever says is "."
-sacrelicious
First we shag, then we frag.
-bruceski
CAPSLOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!
-gunthar
YOUR INTERNET PENIS DWARFS EVEN YOUR STUPIDITY!
-benjamander
It can play the banjo using nothing but the force.
-headlessfriar
after her, my stupids!
-sacrelicious
[i]WHAT?![/i] [b]you[/b] must be [color=#FF0000]joking![/color] :roll:
-sacrelicious
I've been on a spiritual journey of self-discovery. At Arby's.
-sensibleb
In Canada Rights Gay You!
-theluckysean
Don't worry, we can masturbate it to death.
-thumble
I want a fucking tagline, god damn it.
-Trigger
That was me who said that, FYI.
-Rammek
That page was so ugly, I think it gave me cancer.
-ludditemike
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, IT'S A VAGINA, NOT A CLOWN CAR
-boneration
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
-eskimonoise
I just think it's funny how Jesus is all like "don't be a hypocrite, and try to be nice to everyone." and they're all like "Kill everyone for Jesus because we're better than you."
-benjamander
I can't see much demand for this. By aiming this at men only, they've already alienated half of the 6.5 billion people in the world. Of the remaining 3.25 billion, only around 20% have had the chop, which leaves you with a mere 650 million possible clients. You can immediately eliminate almost everyone in poor areas like most of Africa, India and China. This will probably cut your potential customer base to around 30 or 40 million. 75% of those are likely to be happy as they are. Now you're down to about 7.5 million. At least half of those will think that wearing what's basically a flesh coloured balloon or a condom with the end cut off is a waste of money. Now you're down to around 3 million. Of the remaining 3 million, half won't ever know such a thing exists. So you're down to 1.5 million. Half of those would be too embarrassed to use it. 2 or 3 percent of people have a latex allergy, so that brings us down to around the 700k mark. Half of those suggest it to their wife and are told not to be stupid and they should get rid of their wig as well. The remaining 350k who are stupid enough to still be interested is likely to contain a large amount of people who's penis is just too small to use it, and small percent who's penis is too large. Another 50k jump ship. Then you'll get the people who's penis is not caucasian pink, mid-brown or dark brown.
So basically this product is aimed at a 45 year old guy called Geoff who thinks $90 for a balloon is bargain, he has an average sized caucasian pink penis, is unmarried and thinks flashing his limp rubberised cock will make him a real hit with the ladies.
-eskimonoise
darwin speaks to me in my sleep. "kill the unfit" he says. "natural slection needs your help"
-shiney things
I demand the right to vote god out of my state too! No damnation without representation!
-Caffeine
Eatch, n. The afterbirth of a rare species of peruvian anteater. ie. "Dude, I've seen way too much eatch today. I think I've been traumatized." From the Greek ęch: "Monstrous cunt junk."
-mao tse helen
I'm not arguing because I'm the kind of loser who argues on the internets, I'm arguing with you because I'm not the kind of loser who argues on the internets, then posts it on the internets to prove I'm not that kind of loser, loser. And I'm certainly not the kind of loser who thinks he looks better than losers by hurling stereotypical insults, fatso.
-jaxtraw
Can't we be transgenderd post-op carebears? Think of all the different fetishes that would cover.
-Bob LLama
I'm Kimota, and so is my wife.
-Kimota badgerbaiter