quote [ Pope John Paul II may have to return to the hospital to have a feeding tube inserted ]

quote [ The new aid program, announced late last month by Harvard President Lawrence Summers, has sent shock waves through the Ivy League and the rest of the nation's colleges, where big tuition increases have become an annual event. ]

quote [ The duo took a huge risk in this year's games by letting Bubka increase her weight over the summer to an impressive 65kg. ]

quote [ Kenneth Richard Cletheroe will face the charges when he makes his first court appearance in Fort St. John Provincial Court Sept. 15. ]

quote [ Questioner: I hope you won't be offended if I ask you to prove to me that you're a nullo. Just so that our readers will know that this isn't a fake.

Bill: Sure, no problem. (stands and unbuckles pants and drops them to his ankles, revealing a smooth, shaven crotch with only a thin scar to show where his genitals once were). ]

quote [ "The return fire can move through the glass from the officer, and the glass will reseal itself," said Wilson Howard, the council's assistant research director who headed up the task force study. Howard said Laboc's package offers the additional benefit of a bulletproof door panel that can be detached and used by police officers as a shield in the event of an ambush. ]

quote [ There's no longer any such thing as a "civilian". This idea is actually a quite modern one, and it is now obsolete. It was born out of a historical accident, lived for about 300 years because of a temporary technological situation, and then died about sixty years ago as the technology of war advanced further. ]

quote [ Last week, the Shelby County Legislative Delegation hosted a "Stand Up for
America Rally." More than 1,200 people attended including featured speakers
Chief Justice Roy Moore, Adjutant General Mark Bowen and State Auditor Beth
Chapman.

Attached is a copy of Mrs. Chapman's speech, which resulted in five standing
ovations, tremendous applause and an encore. It's a short read and well
worth it. ]

quote [ 1. Pick up the phone and call the automated voice search system at (650) 318-0165.

2. After the prompt Say your Search Keywords, say your query to the system.

3. Click this link and a new window will open with your voice search results.

4. Say another query, and the new window with the search results will be updated with the new results. ]

quote [ Remember those flat round things you may have found lying around the house? Well, the other day I happenned to have a good look at one through a magnifying glass. I was able to discern something waveform'esqe in the shape of the grooves. I thought, "groovy, there must be a way to extract something sensible off of that" (actual thought quoted). ]