quote [ This is the very first video I ever shot, and I wanted to start things out with a bang, so I used the biggest, fattest, loser I've ever met - Bob. Anyway, I took Bob to a local mall and we spent nearly an entire day looking for a chick willing to do him before we finally found Mariah in the parking lot. It ended up costing $600, but it was worth it! Enjoy the video! ]

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quote [ I was sure there was no pornography on my PC, but I was surprised by what I found.
Cleaning up the world community one computer at a time. ]

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The way one should cut a Kiwi Fruit in half (along its length or across the middle).

Leaving the kitchen door open (three times a day that one, minimum).

The best way to hang up washing.

Those little toothpaste speckles you make when you brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

The amount of time I spend on the computer. (OK, fair enough.)

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quote [ Told by Microsoft interviewer that I did not fit their needs for the recruiting position. While this is a set-back, because I was not originally looking for a position as a recruiter I will continue towards my goal. ]

quote [ For the first time in video game playing history, a perfect score was achieved on the legendary arcade game, Pac-Man. ]

quote [ A 12-year-old girl confronted by a flasher in an elevator Monday night reacted quickly: She grabbed his zipper and yanked it up. ]