quote [ Also located in this room were a child-sized homemade coffin (with large speakers covered in wire mesh at one end) with exterior locking devices, a steel cage (approximately 3' wide, 2' high and 4' long) with multiple locking devices, and a steel table top (with steel rings at 6 points, presumably for restraints). Outside these rooms were a cabinet freezer, an upright freezer, disposable scalpels, butchering kits, and castration tools. ]

quote [ "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity," said Rouillon. "On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra."
Rouillon and his team spent years measuring the changes in the breasts of 330 women using a simple slide rule and caliper at the Centre Hospitalier Universitaire in Besançon, where he carried out his research. ]

quote [ What Is Plug DJ?

plug.dj is a real-time social media experience combining music and video discovery in a fun and interactive online environment, complete with dancing avatars to match people’s personalities. ]

quote [ My Rules for Hipster Animals
(a list in progress)
# No human-style hairdos or mustaches on animals that couldn't conceivably have them. (No wigs allowed)
# Only animals that you could actually tattoo will have tattoos (so, ones with bare skin instead of fur) ]

quote [ When I was six... (or maybe seven) a flock of geese just went and fell out of the sky. ]

quote [ This is an online experiment in response to the hundreds (thousand?) of videos on youtube that are nothing but breast shots, that (somehow) garnish 1 million or more views. ]

quote [ Senator has asked the Social Security Administration to investigate how people who live their lives role-playing as “adult babies” are able to get taxpayer-funded disability payments — after one of them was featured on a recent reality TV episode wearing diapers, feeding from a bottle and using an adult-sized crib he built. ]

quote [ Before I break your heart with a magnificent demonstration of naked, forlorn, magnificent passion, I should tell you a thing or two about the male jumping spider. ]

quote [ A Spanish mother has taken revenge on the man who raped her 13-year-old daughter at knifepoint by dousing him in petrol and setting him alight. He died of his injuries in hospital on Friday. ]

quote [ Because of the outbreak, contestants at the Davis County Sheriff's Mounted Posse Junior Queen Contest had to cowgirl up Thursday night without their mares.

Instead of competing on horses, as is typically the case, contestants were asked to trot around the arena with stick horses as their show ponies. ]