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Thursday, 20 November 2008

CNN Reports That Bush Has Cooties!

quote [ CNN's Rick Sanchez Reports on Bush being ignored at G20 Summit - Funny, and deserved. ]
[politics] [by andyou@12:18pmGMT] [+1] [5 comments]


Devoted to his cause

quote [ They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling". ]

Police actions seem like overkill. What a hero!
[humour] [by Viking_Biochemist@10:37amGMT] [+4 Funny] [7 comments]


MODIFY THE PHASE VARIANCE

quote [ In Star Trek, a deflector shield surrounded the Starship Enterprise, and radiation bounced off it. Now tests show it's possible to create a real deflector shield that would have the same effect. ]
[sci&tech] [by psychotim@9:33amGMT] [+4 Interesting] [5 comments]


Maybe al-Zawahiri isn't as smart as I thought he was..

quote [ An English translation of the message used the term "house Negroes," ]

al-Zawahiri has always been the brains behind Al Qaeda. Bin Laden couldn't organize a one camel caravan.
But calling the new president of the US a "House Nigger" before he even takes office
may prove to be a fatal mistake. akin to famous last words like general Custer..what Indians.

[politics] [by bbqkink@9:31amGMT] [+3 Funny] [7 comments]


iiNet sued by film companies

quote [ The Australian film and television industry has launched a major legal action against one of Australia's largest internet service providers for allegedly allowing its users to download pirated movies and TV shows. ]

Looks like another scrimmage in the battle against internet piracy.

Am I the only one thinking that perhaps film companies should try using the internet for their products rather than fighting against it?

PS: Don't ask me how.

PPS: Hilarious IRC quotes in extended

[by Eru@7:18amGMT] [+4] [11 comments]




Kinkade™

quote [ "He'll have a bestseller on his hands. " Laura Miller, Salon.com ]

...because "His appalling new novel, "The Painter of Light™," makes a strong bid to become the world champion of vapid, money-grubbing kitsch" doesn't have quite the right tone for the rave pages in the paperback version.

[humour] [by zkhan@4:35amGMT] [+3] [31 comments]


THE NEW COLD WAR’S PREMATURE EJACULATION

quote [ Yes, it was only a month ago that we were stupid and crazy enough to think that the United States had no choice but to launch a costly new cold war against a nuclear power, even though we still haven’t closed the deal on a couple of mini-wars against Division-III opponents, and we were on the verge of bankruptcy. Ah, to be blissfully naïve–and bloodthirsty at the same time–wasn’t it wonderful? ]

Please Check the Interview Link also (#more-1824)

[politics] [by Joe_Luma@2:42amGMT] [+4 Good] [23 comments]


OMFG, I agree with MITT ROMNEY!

quote [ Let Detroit Go Bankrupt ]

I'm sure our motives are different but the end result is the same.
I have been hearing for weeks how it how bad it would be if the "big 3" automakers go bankrupt. BULLSHIT!
In the 1st place not all 3 will go bankrupt one or two will survive. smaller, leaner and stronger, without the one or two that die.

[politics] [by bbqkink@1:53amGMT] [+9] [80 comments]


Day Without A Gay

quote [ On December 10, you are encouraged not to call in sick to work. You are encouraged to call in "gay"--and donate your time to service! ]

Regardless of your orientation, if you disagree with laws banning gay marriage you are called on to participate in this protest. This is an opportunity to fight for equal rights and affect how the U.S. works. It is an opportunity to make history.
[politics] [by snowfox@1:52amGMT] [+10 Interesting] [86 comments]


Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

quote [ Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. ]

I want to invite my friends over for some good home cooking and leave this on the table. =D

[humour] [by JOECAM@11:54pmGMT] [+10] [51 comments]



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