quote [ British physicist Stephen Hawking's latest book is already making waves with his observation that science can explain the universe's origin without invoking God. ]

quote [ Being mormon, I can't look at porn or nudity. So I have to get creative.

That's why I invented "bubbling". Hard to explain so just scroll down: ]

quote [ [Updated at 2:19 p.m.] The Discovery Channel day care has been evacuated to a nearby area, according to CNN affiliate WJLA. The day care had about 100 kids, WJLA reported. ]

quote [ Naked photographs of a senior Manitoba judge engaged in bondage are part of a man's complaints to legal watchdogs about the judge's past and that of her husband, CBC News has learned. ]

quote [ Read the rest of the account from the boston herald and try not to picture every Three Stooges short you've ever seen:

On March 11, Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord.
Dubois was critically injured.
The New Hampshire Union Leader says Dubois' suit contends he suffered permanent brain damage.
Curly places light bulb in mouth. It glows brightly. ]

quote [ One crucial element of the American subconscious is about to become salient and explicit and highly volatile. It is the realisation that a white United States is within thinkable distance of a moment when it will no longer be the majority. ]

quote [ Terry Prouty has been fascinated with wasps, ever since he was a little boy, growing up in Louisiana. Now he’s all grown up and is the owner of possibly the most impressive wasp nest collection in the world. ]

quote [ U.S. officials said the two appeared to be travelling with what were termed "mock bombs" in their luggage. "This was almost certainly a dry run, a test,"... carrying $7000 in cash ... a cell phone taped to a Pepto-Bismol bottle, three cell phones taped together, several watches taped together, a box cutter and three large knives ]

quote [ A delegation of senior Pakistani military officials visiting the United States for a major defense conference headed home in protest Tuesday night after they said they were interrogated and rudely treated by security officials at Dulles International Airport. ]

quote [ I cut small paper cutouts that I then glue inside the roll of toilet paper. I use tweezers to do so. I use the paper the same color as the roller. It gives an illusion that the small paper figures are part of the roll. I need a few hours to make a roll. ]

quote [ NASA is appraising a human mission to a near-Earth asteroid--gauging the scientific merit of the endeavor while testing out spacecraft gear, as well as mastering techniques that could prove useful if a space rock ever took aim for our planet. ]

quote [ New South Wales Christian Democrat MP Fred Nile has been implicated in an internet pornography scandal.

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The Daily Telegraph reports a parliamentary internet audit shows that Reverend Nile's computer has been used to access internet pornography. ]

quote [ Мультсериал Versus: Хруст без правил ]

quote [ Obama: U.S. combat in Iraq over; time to 'turn the page' ]

quote [ ... it wasn’t long before we had our two new fishy patients safely inside fishy straitjackets, with gags in their fishy mouths to stop their fishy voices. ]

quote [ Prostitution has become such a problem in Switzerland that Zurich officials have made proposals to add "sex boxes" to the city. The boxes will serve as quickie drive-throughs, so-to-speak, and will free up city streets from unsightly acts that haunt Zurich residents whose homes overlook the city's red light district. ]

quote [ Still, for all the money and the name recognition, Beck lacked one thing the new president did not: the crowd, drawn to ecstasy... Beck wants a piece of the action, and looks to be copying Obama's 2008 gameplan at the same time as he positions himself as the ultimate anti-Obama. ]

quote [ "We have found what is most likely the system with the most planets yet discovered," said Christophe Lovis of the University of Geneva in Switzerland. "This remarkable discovery also highlights the fact that we are now entering a new era in exoplanet research: the study of complex planetary systems and not just of individual planets. ]