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Friday, 20 July 2012

Just in: some religious people still nuts

quote [ Speaking about his techniques in one video, Bentley said: "I was asked why the power of god isn't moving and I said it's because I haven't kicked that woman in the face.

"The Holy Spirit spoke to me, the gift of faith came on me, and said: 'Kick her in the face. With your biker boot'.

"I inched closer and I went like this (he kicks out forcefully) – Bam!"

"Just as my boot made contact with her nose, she fell under the power of God." ]

What.
Comments for musical instrument video bonus.

[sci&tech] [by radioelectric@10:55pmGMT] [+10 WTF]

Comments

rangerx said @ 11:00pm GMT on 20th Jul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qzXDDnmHco

radioelectric said @ 11:19pm GMT on 20th Jul [Score:3]

Croatia said @ 1:54am GMT on 21st Jul
I like all my religious figures to have SS bolts on their necks.

BAM BAM BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM

Croatia said @ 1:55am GMT on 21st Jul
Also.

I want to give that woman head.

Is that wrong?

Let me ask Jesus

BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM BOOM

Word up, Jesus.

Ankylosaur said @ 8:50am GMT on 21st Jul [Score:2 Funny]

bruceski said @ 8:53pm GMT on 21st Jul
I've got two Funny Sign Churches near me. One's the standard Evangelical "let's figure out how to make 'kneel' into a pun" stuff, but the other one can be rather clever. "Sign broken, message inside on Sunday," "a man who slings mud shall surely lose ground," the kind of stuff that leaves me chuckling for the rest of the drive.

cb361 said @ 9:44pm GMT on 21st Jul
CH..CH. What's missing?

papango said @ 9:51pm GMT on 21st Jul
Chur chur, bro. That's sweet as.

cb361 said @ 9:55pm GMT on 21st Jul
CH..CH. What's missing? U R.

papango said @ 10:02pm GMT on 21st Jul
At Shirley, New Cylinders youse 'chur chur, bro' when things are sweet as.

cb361 said @ 9:54pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Hot Pr0n]

rangerx said @ 12:32am GMT on 24th Jul
My tag-foo is weak. How do we embed videos?

pleaides said @ 2:52am GMT on 24th Jul [Score:1 Informative]
On youtube there's a button beneath the video window that says 'share', click that and you should get another button 'embed'
when you press this button you'll uncover the link that you need to merely copy and paste into the comments here. And all the people rejoiced

radioelectric said @ 11:19pm GMT on 20th Jul [Score:5 Good]

Instruments of Robot Repair from robot repair on Vimeo.

happiest_sadist said @ 6:53am GMT on 21st Jul
It's good, but needs more robots.
Everything needs more robots.

RuneLancer said @ 11:44pm GMT on 20th Jul
This deserves an upmod just for the post-quote. :)

zsander said @ 11:50pm GMT on 20th Jul [Score:2 Underrated]
Replace 'God' with "Aliens/The Devil/Xenu/the Implant placed in my cerebellum by the FBI" in his "Kick people in the head" spiel and he'd be diagnosed with some sort of schizophrenia. What the actual fuck.

sanepride said @ 12:11am GMT on 21st Jul
Damn Croyden is an exciting place.

sanepride said @ 12:21am GMT on 21st Jul
Sorry, meant to post this link.

Silent said @ 11:56pm GMT on 21st Jul
Heh, I spent a good portion of my teenage years in Croydon, they used to have Beanos,the best second hand record store I had ever seen, damn you for bringing up memories of a misspent youth.
*sigh*

The top floor of Beanos had this tiny 10 seater theatre hunched around a tv and dvd player, I spent most of my 17th summer watching 2001: A Space Odyssey on that tv every day (the cafe also on this floor had the cheapest drinks around, and being a teen I had no money), as such I have seen every part of the film, but not in the right order..

sanepride said @ 1:16am GMT on 22nd Jul
Quite a contrast to my teenage experience watching '2001' tripping balls in a gigantic wide-screen theater.

papango said @ 12:23am GMT on 21st Jul
I would like to hear from the kickee, about this.

kichijoii said @ 12:34am GMT on 21st Jul [Score:3 Funny]
"Mmph mm mah mmph mm mah mmph muh mmph!"

papango said @ 12:40am GMT on 21st Jul [Score:4 Funny]
Oh my God, she's speaking in tongues. Praise boot-Jesus!

Spaceloaf said @ 1:11am GMT on 21st Jul [Score:2]
You have to admit, this guy is probably a genius. He gets to kick people in the face for a living and they thank him for it. Most of us will never be that lucky.

zarathustra said @ 3:50am GMT on 21st Jul [Score:3 Insightful]
I was thinking the same thing. He probably goes home and laughs at them and then beats off. On the other hand, it would be cool if he was preparing a paper on his Experiment on the Gullibility of the Religious: Just How Far Will They Let Me Go? Sort of like a Milgram experiment where the person being tested and the person they are inflicting pain on ( or in this case allowing pain to be inflicted upon) are the same person.

pleaides said @ 7:28am GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Funny]
Yea he spake thus ;)

happiest_sadist said @ 7:07am GMT on 21st Jul
Meh. Face-kicking is fun and all, but where's the opportunity for creativity?

arrowhen said @ 7:56am GMT on 21st Jul
The aim of zen face kicking is not to hit the face, but to launch the boot perfectly.

dangerm00se said @ 1:13am GMT on 21st Jul
The most epic troll?

mrklipp said @ 1:27am GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Insightful]
Some?

I guess it really depends on your definition of nuts.

From my own perspective, anyone who can really look at the world we live in and still believe that there is an omniscient omnipotent force that loves us and will take us off to paradise forever if we just believe doesn't come across much different from an adult who still believes that Santa delivers presents to good children on Christmas.

I wouldn't consider it to be severe insanity, but I also wouldn't consider them to be any more sane than the older lady down the street who believes her dogs have learned to communicate with her and can understand her when she talks to them.

Believing that something good will happen to you after you die if you play your cards right and allowing that belief to seriously influence how you live your life based on zero evidence simply isn't the behavior of a rational individual.

Mr. Langosta said @ 4:09am GMT on 21st Jul [Score:2 WTF]

damnit said @ 6:38am GMT on 21st Jul

sherlock said @ 6:58am GMT on 21st Jul [Score:2 Insightful]
This is the first time I've ever watched a clip from this show. Is this seriously what the show is like? Like, is this just a typical clip? I can't even. I don't. What the fuck, man?

papango said @ 9:05am GMT on 21st Jul
Does the fact that the guy in the story sexually assaulted a seven year old as a teenager make your general unease and queasiness better, or worse?

assbastard said @ 7:39pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Funny]
And does lens 3 make your queasiness better? or worse? Better? or worse?

mky said @ 5:18pm GMT on 21st Jul
uh... how is this not child abuse? Fucking gross. Really fucking gross. Is it telling that most of the mom's you could see in that clip were all fat, retarded hicks? What is this child going to grow up like? Fat and stupid like her mom, most likely.

Ick.

mechanical contrivance said @ 3:18am GMT on 22nd Jul
That would probably happen even if they weren't put in pageants.

madpride said @ 4:40am GMT on 21st Jul
http://www.radaronline.com/category/tags/scientology

blackpsypher said @ 4:40am GMT on 21st Jul [Score:2 Insightful]
I kinda feel like people who come to this guy for healing are getting pretty much what they deserve.

Obi Wan Kenobi said @ 4:50am GMT on 21st Jul
Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who gets kicked in the head by him?

mrklipp said @ 5:58am GMT on 21st Jul
I wonder how many of them have no hope of getting traditional health care, or a condition that can't be helped by it.

Desperation is a powerful thing.

blackpsypher said @ 6:29am GMT on 22nd Jul
Very true. Though it boggles my mind when some people claim they can't afford expensive treatments, then turn around and give all their money to 'faith healers'.

SnappyNipples said @ 5:20am GMT on 21st Jul

arrowhen said @ 8:15am GMT on 21st Jul [Score:3 Funny]
The bartender says, "we don't serve tachyons here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Cakkafracle said @ 5:27pm GMT on 21st Jul
I'm all for letting this guy continue to kick christians in the face...

sanepride said @ 6:00pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Funny]
Man with huge penis stopped at airport.

Not relevant to anything in particular here, just seemed worth noting.

cb361 said @ 7:47pm GMT on 21st Jul
It quoted his mother as saying his organ size was genetic.

So she's got a really big one as well?

sanepride said @ 9:29pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Funny]
Fair to say she did at least once.

fuckb4ll said @ 6:54pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:2 WTF]

sanepride said @ 7:24pm GMT on 21st Jul
I think he's serious.

val said @ 4:05am GMT on 22nd Jul
‎"I'm your host, William Tapley, also known as the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and the Co-Prophet of the End Times."

ckfahrenheit said @ 8:48pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Informative]

that newfangled "interactive transcript" is an interesting failure. 'Barack Obama' reads out 'Bronco Bob'.

bbqkink said @ 9:05pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:4 Underrated]

bbqkink said @ 9:24pm GMT on 21st Jul
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swiggy said @ 2:42am GMT on 22nd Jul

...and he could probably take you, too.

bbqkink said @ 9:12pm GMT on 21st Jul
The gay agenda has to stop.

And they let these people vote

kichijoii said @ 9:52pm GMT on 21st Jul
It's not like ignorance should stop people from voting. Only being poor, colored, or liberal.