Sensible Erection | The Celebration of the leezurd

Thursday, 12 July 2012

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Ladies and Gentleman, BOW BEFORE YOUR leezurd OVERLORD!

Happy Birthday leez

[art] [by matt@4:29amGMT] [+10 Good]

Comments

matt said @ 4:15am GMT on 12th Jul [Score:1 Underrated]
How about a singalong, boys and girls? I'll start us off

Lions in the street and roaming

karl said @ 4:17am GMT on 12th Jul
Dogs in heat, rabid, foaming

hard said @ 4:17am GMT on 12th Jul
A beast caged in the heart of a city

Jaxon said @ 4:17am GMT on 12th Jul
The body of his mother

davehitz said @ 4:18am GMT on 12th Jul
Rotting in the summer ground

Bain said @ 4:18am GMT on 12th Jul
He fled the town

no1sleeps said @ 4:19am GMT on 12th Jul
He went down South and crossed the border

bixpchiphead said @ 4:19am GMT on 12th Jul
Left the chaos and disorder

Azger said @ 4:19am GMT on 12th Jul
Back there over his shoulder

grimly said @ 4:19am GMT on 12th Jul
One morning he awoke in a green hotel

maxmaxmax said @ 4:19am GMT on 12th Jul
With a strange creature groaning beside him

gl_thompson said @ 4:20am GMT on 12th Jul
Sweat oozed from its shiny skin

olopolorolo said @ 4:20am GMT on 12th Jul
Is everybody in?

christophercles said @ 4:20am GMT on 12th Jul
The ceremony is about to begin

Jor said @ 4:20am GMT on 12th Jul
Wake up!

kang said @ 4:20am GMT on 12th Jul
You can't remember where it was

ChadJones said @ 4:20am GMT on 12th Jul
Had this dream stopped?

bluecalx said @ 4:20am GMT on 12th Jul
The snake was pale gold

zkhan said @ 4:20am GMT on 12th Jul
Glazed and shrunken

scabble said @ 4:20am GMT on 12th Jul
We were afraid to touch it

whowhen said @ 4:20am GMT on 12th Jul
The sheets were hot dead prisons

Sacr0w said @ 4:21am GMT on 12th Jul
Now, run to the mirror in the bathroom

method360 said @ 4:21am GMT on 12th Jul
Look!

frozenphoenix said @ 4:21am GMT on 12th Jul
I can't live thru each slow century of her moving

booga said @ 4:21am GMT on 12th Jul
I let my cheek slide down

cmgree1 said @ 4:21am GMT on 12th Jul
The cool smooth tile

Korrhisti said @ 4:21am GMT on 12th Jul
Feel the good cold stinging blood

rene665 said @ 4:21am GMT on 12th Jul
The smooth hissing snakes of rain . . .

Gyro said @ 4:21am GMT on 12th Jul
Once I had, a little game

ExLife said @ 4:21am GMT on 12th Jul
I liked to crawl back into my brain

jamesdiemer said @ 4:22am GMT on 12th Jul
I think you know the game I mean

madhouse said @ 4:22am GMT on 12th Jul
I mean the game called 'go insane'

lanshark said @ 4:22am GMT on 12th Jul
Now you should try this little game

voidmain said @ 4:22am GMT on 12th Jul
Just close your eyes forget your name

MrMoonshineMan said @ 4:22am GMT on 12th Jul
Forget the world forget the people

wolverine said @ 4:22am GMT on 12th Jul
And we'll erect a different steeple

batstalker said @ 4:22am GMT on 12th Jul
This little game is fun to do

doggytreat2000 said @ 4:22am GMT on 12th Jul
Just close your eyes no way to lose

shardik__1 said @ 4:22am GMT on 12th Jul
And I'm right there I'm going too

Mezzanine said @ 4:22am GMT on 12th Jul
Release control we're breaking thru

Crysallis said @ 4:23am GMT on 12th Jul
Way back deep into the brain

windex said @ 4:23am GMT on 12th Jul
Back where there's never any pain

jaydog69 said @ 4:23am GMT on 12th Jul
And the rain falls gently on the town

nFiend said @ 4:23am GMT on 12th Jul
And in the labyrinth of streams

taeyn said @ 4:23am GMT on 12th Jul
Beneath, the quiet unearthly presence of

mick111n said @ 4:23am GMT on 12th Jul
Nervous hill dwellers in the gentle hills around

711 said @ 4:23am GMT on 12th Jul
Reptiles abounding

suprfli said @ 4:23am GMT on 12th Jul
Fossils, caves, cool air heights

Hardtarget said @ 4:23am GMT on 12th Jul
Each house repeats a mold

captainstubing said @ 4:23am GMT on 12th Jul
Windows rolled

ashura666 said @ 4:24am GMT on 12th Jul
Beast car locked in against morning

cgarciac said @ 4:24am GMT on 12th Jul
All now sleeping

zhamara said @ 4:24am GMT on 12th Jul
Rugs silent, mirrors vacant

Galley said @ 4:24am GMT on 12th Jul
Dust blind under the beds of lawful couples

Viper said @ 4:24am GMT on 12th Jul
Wound in sheets

cool_drool said @ 4:24am GMT on 12th Jul
And daughters, smug

szwsensible said @ 4:24am GMT on 12th Jul
With semen eyes in their nipples

MrWalker said @ 4:24am GMT on 12th Jul
Wait

bertrandom said @ 4:24am GMT on 12th Jul
There's been a slaughter here

kingsix said @ 4:24am GMT on 12th Jul
Don't stop to speak or look around

vision said @ 4:25am GMT on 12th Jul
Your gloves and fan are on the ground

kATZ said @ 4:25am GMT on 12th Jul
We're getting out of town

rick_fagnolia said @ 4:25am GMT on 12th Jul
We're going on the run

dave said @ 4:25am GMT on 12th Jul
And you're the one I want to come

chrisjvr said @ 4:25am GMT on 12th Jul
Not to touch the earth

azbubz said @ 4:25am GMT on 12th Jul
Not to see the sun

mouse said @ 4:25am GMT on 12th Jul
Nothing left to do, but

jrp251x said @ 4:25am GMT on 12th Jul
Run, run, run

Akira said @ 4:25am GMT on 12th Jul
Let's run

mgac716 said @ 4:26am GMT on 12th Jul
House upon the hill

Celeborn said @ 4:26am GMT on 12th Jul
Moon is lying still

afrasr said @ 4:26am GMT on 12th Jul
Shadows of the trees

fxgarden said @ 4:26am GMT on 12th Jul
Witnessing the wild breeze

javakins said @ 4:26am GMT on 12th Jul
C'mon baby run with me

lignano said @ 4:26am GMT on 12th Jul
Let's run

animus kadmon said @ 5:57am GMT on 12th Jul
out into the sun

Artanis said @ 4:26am GMT on 12th Jul
Run with me

Fenny said @ 4:26am GMT on 12th Jul [Score:2]
Run with me

DDT said @ 4:26am GMT on 12th Jul
Run with me

Amul Muzz said @ 4:26am GMT on 12th Jul
Let's run

Taz said @ 4:27am GMT on 12th Jul
The mansion is warm, at the top of the hill

Ifrit said @ 4:27am GMT on 12th Jul
Rich are the rooms and the comforts there

renniere said @ 4:27am GMT on 12th Jul
Red are the arms of luxuriant chairs

cluban said @ 4:27am GMT on 12th Jul
And you won't know a thing till you get inside

ClovenHoof said @ 4:27am GMT on 12th Jul
Dead president's corpse in the driver's car

actionmonkey said @ 4:27am GMT on 12th Jul
The engine runs on glue and tar

mnotme said @ 4:27am GMT on 12th Jul
C'mon along, we're not going very far

Jag said @ 4:27am GMT on 12th Jul
To the East to meet the Czar

Jallandhara said @ 4:27am GMT on 12th Jul
Some outlaws lived by the side of the lake

tsylos said @ 4:27am GMT on 12th Jul
The minister's daughter's in love with the snake

word187 said @ 4:28am GMT on 12th Jul
Who lives in a well by the side of the road

psychotim said @ 4:28am GMT on 12th Jul
Wake up, girl! We're almost home

mr.dna said @ 4:28am GMT on 12th Jul
Sun, sun, sun

Tanuki said @ 4:28am GMT on 12th Jul
Burn, burn, burn

Chop-Logik said @ 4:28am GMT on 12th Jul
Soon, soon, soon

Speed said @ 4:28am GMT on 12th Jul
Moon, moon, moon

webbery said @ 4:28am GMT on 12th Jul
I will get you

wingtipz said @ 4:28am GMT on 12th Jul
Soon!, Soon!, Soon!

Cathy said @ 4:28am GMT on 12th Jul
Let the carnival bells ring

Transfer said @ 4:29am GMT on 12th Jul
Let the serpent sing

OrionJc said @ 4:29am GMT on 12th Jul
Let everything

austinsidehatch said @ 4:29am GMT on 12th Jul
We came down

panthera said @ 4:29am GMT on 12th Jul
The rivers and highways

dajamppa said @ 4:29am GMT on 12th Jul
We came down from

vulcan_of_fire said @ 4:29am GMT on 12th Jul
Forests and falls

falleneros said @ 4:29am GMT on 12th Jul
We came down from

Sgt Harry 'Snapper' Organs.. said @ 4:29am GMT on 12th Jul
Carson and Springfield

Nelly said @ 4:29am GMT on 12th Jul
We came down from

X said @ 4:30am GMT on 12th Jul
Phoenix enthralled

bbqkink said @ 4:30am GMT on 12th Jul
And I can tell you

gbone said @ 4:30am GMT on 12th Jul
The names of the Kingdom

Auricom said @ 4:30am GMT on 12th Jul
I can tell you

willy said @ 4:30am GMT on 12th Jul
The things that you know

DeadAlbino said @ 4:30am GMT on 12th Jul
Listening for a fistful of silence

mr black said @ 4:30am GMT on 12th Jul
Climbing valleys into the shade

leezurd said @ 4:30am GMT on 12th Jul
I am the leezurd King

Lucifer_Hawk said @ 4:30am GMT on 12th Jul
I can do anything

Mr. Langosta said @ 4:30am GMT on 12th Jul
I can make the earth stop in its tracks

Tr|ckste|2 said @ 4:31am GMT on 12th Jul
I made the blue cars go away

MisterEE said @ 4:31am GMT on 12th Jul
For seven years I dwelt

tragicdog said @ 4:31am GMT on 12th Jul
In the loose palace of exile

half said @ 4:31am GMT on 12th Jul
Playing strange games

Dismortis said @ 4:31am GMT on 12th Jul
With the girls of the island

detachd said @ 4:31am GMT on 12th Jul
Now I have come again

DirtyBirdy said @ 4:31am GMT on 12th Jul
To the land of the fair, and the strong, and the wise

dapancho said @ 4:31am GMT on 12th Jul
Brothers and sisters of the pale forest

segmarian said @ 4:31am GMT on 12th Jul
O Children of Night

david_the_bumblebee said @ 4:32am GMT on 12th Jul
Who among you will run with the hunt?

hindumagic said @ 4:32am GMT on 12th Jul
Now Night arrives with her purple legion

entropyboy said @ 4:32am GMT on 12th Jul
Retire now to your tents and to your dreams

Trench said @ 4:32am GMT on 12th Jul
Tomorrow we enter the town of my birth

Rage Optics said @ 4:32am GMT on 12th Jul
I want to be ready

RedRiverRat said @ 8:16am GMT on 12th Jul
and we all..

GordonGuano said @ 1:02pm GMT on 12th Jul
Are buying a stairway to heaven

mrcucumber said @ 1:12pm GMT on 12th Jul
O sweet spontaneous
earth how often have
the
doting

fingers of
prurient philosophers pinched
and
poked

thee

eggboy said @ 7:27am GMT on 12th Jul
For the time of mirth

happiest_sadist said @ 11:41am GMT on 14th Jul
Which, when it ends, is the death of the King, as on every festival day.

matt said @ 4:24am GMT on 12th Jul [Score:3 Underrated]

RedRiverRat said @ 5:39am GMT on 12th Jul
oi. happy b

leezurd said @ 5:52am GMT on 12th Jul [Score:5 Underrated]
Wow!

What a piece of work this post is!

I am Humbled beyond words.

I love SE.

I love all of you.

happiest_sadist said @ 11:28am GMT on 14th Jul
We love you and miss you. Come back to us.

KropperPrime said @ 7:33am GMT on 12th Jul

underdog said @ 8:05am GMT on 12th Jul [Score:1 Funny]

Fenny said @ 8:26am GMT on 12th Jul
Sensible Erection

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Sensible Erection said @ 3:35pm GMT on 12th Jul
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graham said @ 11:33pm GMT on 12th Jul
Still works for me!

Nostrildamus said @ 8:50am GMT on 12th Jul
.

Jewbacchus said @ 9:59am GMT on 12th Jul
I've got something in my left pocket foryou.

KingPellinore said @ 12:17pm GMT on 12th Jul
What don't ya reach into my left pocket and see what it is?

assbastard said @ 1:43pm GMT on 12th Jul [Score:1 Insightful]
What. The ENTIRE. Fuck.

This is... unexpected? Let's go with that, then.

blacksun said @ 5:43pm GMT on 12th Jul
OMG TEH MATT is with us! Matt, hear our cries, listen to our songs of praise, for long have we wandered in the vast html deserts, thirsting, yearning, for a glimpse of the old gods, the ones that many of us only know of by song or in hushed tones across buried threads and midnight PMs. We're vagabonds now. Our band wander onwards through posting times thick and thin. Sometimes it feels like I can't remember how long it's been since we've been graced with a Pron post. Throats become dry and penis flaccid, yet we stumble on towards the horizon, nourishing ourselves on the occasional +10 interesting, or the rare argument. And then it comes like the oasis we've all been promised, a Pron post with multiple links for everyone, more than enough to go around, and we all fap long into the evening. And yet, still, there is something missing. And here, finally, when we least expect it TEH MATT APPEARS, like a distant memory made form, a waking dream. We tremble in your presence oh great one. Please, grace us with your word in the old language, the CODE. CODE FOR US MATT! CODE FOR US AND TOGETHER WE WILL AGAIN RISE TO OUR RITEFULL PLACE ON THE INTARWEBS! ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Oh, and happy birthday Leezurd.

felix said @ 9:27pm GMT on 12th Jul
i am naked right now.

mechanical contrivance said @ 11:13pm GMT on 12th Jul
I will be later.

mechanical contrivance said @ 1:42am GMT on 13th Jul [Score:4 Informative]
Ok, now I'm naked.

felix said @ 4:34am GMT on 13th Jul
high five!

mrcucumber said @ 11:57am GMT on 13th Jul
Not only am I naked, my

sensibleb said @ 2:06pm GMT on 13th Jul
I NEED CLOSURE ON THAT ANECDOTE!

aj904 said @ 12:36am GMT on 13th Jul

I can get naked at the drop of a hat.

juju said @ 2:39am GMT on 13th Jul [Score:1 Funny]
Since it is leezurd's birthday I guess I have to credit him for getting my favorite fortune cookie fortune EVER tonight:

"A tub and rub will change your day."

Fenny said @ 5:05pm GMT on 13th Jul
Wait, what?

mrcucumber said @ 6:35pm GMT on 13th Jul
Ok, where?

graham said @ 11:27pm GMT on 13th Jul [Score:1 Underrated]

tree falls in woods said @ 2:16am GMT on 16th Jul

selfimportant said @ 2:17am GMT on 16th Jul
Which why he wouldn't be a good target for SQL injection (no one would believe it)