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Tuesday, 26 June 2012
What Do You Look Like? 10
[by discoLemonade@7:00amGMT] [+10 Hot Pr0n] |
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pleaides
said @ 7:17am GMT on 26th Jun
If it's a 'what do you look like' thread, I think we're up to number 9. Or are you looking for actual video footage? |
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discoLemonade
said @ 7:20am GMT on 26th Jun
pictures are fine. videos are kind of a pain in the ass anyways. |
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underdog
said @ 7:23am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
I think you'll find it's about round 12. Still, there have been a lot of new members lately so it could be timely. Here's one to start it off: |
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discoLemonade
said @ 7:26am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2]
eek forgot to put mine up. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 7:27am GMT on 26th Jun
oh look, theres my giant head. seems that I have no idea how to make my pictures a reasonable size. oops |
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underdog
said @ 7:38am GMT on 26th Jun
Bend over, I'll show you a giant head. Welcome to SE BTW ;) |
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discoLemonade
said @ 7:39am GMT on 26th Jun
If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that.. actually..Id just have a dollar. found SE while googling for naked pictures of Christina Hendricks came for the porn, and ending up staying. |
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underdog
said @ 7:41am GMT on 26th Jun
Will you marry me? |
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discoLemonade
said @ 7:42am GMT on 26th Jun
sorry, but I'm saving myself for christina hendricks. |
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underdog
said @ 7:44am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
Don't bother writing to her, she doesn't reply. She also doesn't answer her door, and only speaks to me through her lawyer now, but good luck with that. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 7:45am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
I don't know what your problem is, but we are super close. we even rub our gigantic racks together. haha |
underdog
said @ 7:56am GMT on 26th Jun
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discoLemonade
said @ 7:59am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Classy Pr0n]
OH YOUUUU... Sorry, I don't scisscor and tell. |
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Naruki
said @ 12:44am GMT on 27th Jun
came for the porn Didn't we all? |
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discoLemonade
said @ 9:01am GMT on 26th Jun
classy porn? hell yes! |
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assbastard
said @ 10:48am GMT on 26th Jun
disco, please. This is SE. We say "fuck yes!" here. There's no need to censor yourself by using a lesser swear. |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 11:27am GMT on 26th Jun
It's not always self-censorship; there are those of us who just talk that way. |
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assbastard
said @ 11:43am GMT on 26th Jun
I refuse to believe that. |
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underdog
said @ 12:02pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2]
CUNT! |
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underdog
said @ 12:04pm GMT on 26th Jun
ooops...feel free to downmod.... |
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assbastard
said @ 12:04pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2]
You're Australian? |
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underdog
said @ 12:11pm GMT on 26th Jun
Kiwi, but the Australians are gracious enough to let me stay with them because they're top blokes. |
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assbastard
said @ 12:16pm GMT on 26th Jun
I've been lead to believe that Aussies throw around "Cunt" casually, so I just assumed. But, of course, when you assume, you make a cunt out of "u" and "me". |
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underdog
said @ 12:23pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:4 Funny]
I was also led to believe that Aussies throw around cunt casually. That's why I moved over here. I am dissapoint :( |
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pleaides
said @ 12:38pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2]
Here, let me salve your disappointment with some other awesome stuff that Australia has to offer; "A Queensland father is offering a year's supply of beer to anyone who will employ his 19-year-old son" http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-06-26/desperate-dad-offer-year27s-worth-of-beer-for-son27s-apprenti/4094302 |
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underdog
said @ 12:43pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:3 Funny]
Fifty cases a year's supply? Pfft...Queensland poofters. That's what we call "smoko" in WA. |
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pleaides
said @ 12:48pm GMT on 26th Jun
Ok guys, he can stay. |
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tickaz
said @ 11:33pm GMT on 26th Jun
Oi cunt don't lump this dickhead in with "Queensland poofters" not all of us are pussies you know. |
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underdog
said @ 11:50pm GMT on 26th Jun
I meant them other cunts, not good cunts like yourself. |
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captainstubing
said @ 11:23am GMT on 27th Jun
Wait - which one of you cunts called this cunt a cunt? I discovered at office drinks last Friday - in Queensland, no less! - that 'daft cunt' used affectionately to refer to an office pod buddy doesn't go down well with the female co-workers. Or my male CEO, who can be a bit of a cunty type when it suits him. Prudish cunts. |
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assbastard
said @ 11:38am GMT on 27th Jun
Office Drinks? You mean there's office sponsored boozing in Australia? Jesus, you people are truly one of the most laid back nations. |
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Seneki69
said @ 10:43pm GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
I haven't seen this many cunts on an internet page since yesterday. |
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one_inch
said @ 12:27pm GMT on 28th Jun
Sure if I'm going to do a 50 - 60 hour working week then my cunt of a boss can put on a few beers. Not sure about laid back, I don't get a cabana chair on the beach or anything... :) |
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captainstubing
said @ 11:43am GMT on 1st Jul
Heh, yes, every second Friday from 4 pm we all chip in for food, wine and beer and piss it up at the office for a couple of hours. Our CEO usually arrives with two or three decent bottles of red. We talk shit, pay each other out, talk more shit. Then we leave. On the Monday morning we put the empties in the bin, the glasses in the dishwasher and go back to work. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 7:42pm GMT on 26th Jun
I'm southern, but I use the word cunt quite frequently. its really the best word in the world. |
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cb361
said @ 7:51pm GMT on 26th Jun
There are only a couple of words in the English language with the power left to shock, but that's definitely the best of them. |
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cb361
said @ 8:54pm GMT on 26th Jun
Not to put too fine a point on it, one cannot moan "Oh baby, your nigger makes my cock feel so good." |
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tickaz
said @ 12:59am GMT on 27th Jun
Yeah but that's mainly because contextually that doesn't make sense (unless you are involved in some weird slave sex). |
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arrowhen
said @ 8:18pm GMT on 26th Jun
Bend over, I'll make a cunt out of you! |
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Naruki
said @ 12:46am GMT on 27th Jun
I've been lead to believe that Aussies throw around "Cunt" casually Australia, here I cum! |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 7:58pm GMT on 26th Jun
No, really; in general I just don't swear much. Never have. Not sure why. |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 7:28am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
I appear to be nearly as elusive as Bigfoot but someone managed to capture me on film once: |
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discoLemonade
said @ 7:30am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Classy Pr0n]
figured it out. |
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tickaz
said @ 7:33am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:3 Good]
Damn I 'm sexy |
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discoLemonade
said @ 7:33am GMT on 26th Jun
it seems that your sexiness has totally fucked up that closet door. :0 |
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tickaz
said @ 7:35am GMT on 26th Jun
It's my unshaven half-mo that's done it. |
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pleaides
said @ 9:13am GMT on 26th Jun
At least all that blood's cleared up. |
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Bodnoirbabe
said @ 2:18pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Underrated]
You look like you could be Mookie's brother! |
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 3:09pm GMT on 26th Jun
The handsone one. Bastard. |
sensibleb
said @ 11:04pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:4 Funny]
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Fenny
said @ 4:44pm GMT on 28th Jun
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ahPook
said @ 8:06am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Original]
![]() 10th time lucky |
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discoLemonade
said @ 8:09am GMT on 26th Jun
you know, at first i thought..why is he dressed like that, but i posted a picture of myself with crazy contacts and rhinestones glued to my face..so I've no room to talk. but also, I'm intrigued. |
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ahPook
said @ 8:28am GMT on 26th Jun
Complicated, utter failure of an attempt to get Christina Hendricks' attention. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 8:30am GMT on 26th Jun
I would call her and put in a good word, but i swear everytime I call that woman it always ends with hot oil massages and nudity.. I just dont know if I could handle it. |
underdog
said @ 8:42am GMT on 26th Jun
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discoLemonade
said @ 8:48am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2]
I raise your silly picture with a creepy one of my own i keep trying to get my mother to hang this one in the house :) |
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pleaides
said @ 9:47am GMT on 26th Jun
Hey disco, have you been here before under another name? That pic seems very familiar somehow. |
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cb361
said @ 5:15pm GMT on 26th Jun
I never forget a sexy zombie. < a href="http://sensibleerection.com/entry.php/86095">What Do You Look Like? ⠼⠊ |
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discoLemonade
said @ 7:45pm GMT on 26th Jun
:) |
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Naruki
said @ 12:48am GMT on 27th Jun
I never knew Karl Malden was a priest! |
Vampire_X
said @ 8:08am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
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Vampire_X
said @ 8:20am GMT on 26th Jun
music for optimal viewing: |
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rangerx
said @ 11:04am GMT on 26th Jun
Brilliant. Your posting if this video led me to google-fying this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd_1HJbMngE&feature=player_embedded Disco ninjas! |
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tickaz
said @ 8:32am GMT on 26th Jun
IS the rest of your body naked or just the top part? |
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assbastard
said @ 10:52am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Informative]
His whole body is naked. He just wears clothes on top of it sometimes. |
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pleaides
said @ 9:48am GMT on 26th Jun
What happened to the previous XIV vampires? |
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assbastard
said @ 10:52am GMT on 26th Jun
Guh? There's only IX before X. |
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pleaides
said @ 10:53am GMT on 26th Jun
Damn. (Hides face in shame, and that white rag) |
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assbastard
said @ 10:56am GMT on 26th Jun
Dude, just start drinking. To repeat myself, It's Ireland Somewhere! |
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pleaides
said @ 11:07am GMT on 26th Jun
I'm waiting for the wife to get home with the vino :/ |
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underdog
said @ 11:17am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2]
She just left my place, so she shouldn't be long. |
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pleaides
said @ 11:33am GMT on 26th Jun
Oh well played! |
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underdog
said @ 11:42am GMT on 26th Jun
Thankyou. I also have a vast selection of "Yo momma" jokes at my disposal. |
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assbastard
said @ 11:53am GMT on 26th Jun
Are they situational? Like, say, if you needed one for a Chinese Astronaut whose mother you wanted to imply was a bad driver, a slut and too skinny, would you have the "Yo Momma" joke for it? |
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underdog
said @ 12:08pm GMT on 26th Jun
Uhh...Yo Mommo such a bad driver when people ask her if her son is in space, she tries to park in that space but she can't because she is too busy giving head just to get some calories! |
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assbastard
said @ 12:19pm GMT on 26th Jun
So... no. |
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underdog
said @ 12:21pm GMT on 26th Jun
In a word...no...I have a mediocre selection of "Yo Momma" jokes. Most of which are lame. |
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cb361
said @ 12:27pm GMT on 26th Jun
Yo momma is lame? That's hardly a fitting subject for comedy. |
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underdog
said @ 12:33pm GMT on 26th Jun
Bend over, I'll hardly fit you. |
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arrowhen
said @ 5:08pm GMT on 26th Jun
Not if the first one was Vampire minvs V! |
oxyrosis
said @ 8:16am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2 Interesting]
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oxyrosis
said @ 8:17am GMT on 26th Jun
man, i have the greatest job ever. |
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underdog
said @ 8:20am GMT on 26th Jun
Invisible dildo salesman? |
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oxyrosis
said @ 8:21am GMT on 26th Jun
incognito dildo salesman. balloons are dildo shaped. |
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underdog
said @ 8:25am GMT on 26th Jun
Ah, I hear the balloon trade is on the up and up these days. |
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DuncmanG
said @ 8:42am GMT on 26th Jun
It's just an inflated bubble - I'm sure it'll pop one of these days. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 8:32am GMT on 26th Jun
maybe dildos are balloon shaped. |
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tickaz
said @ 8:42am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2 Insightful]
No i'm pretty sure they're penis shaped. |
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theolypse
said @ 10:33pm GMT on 28th Jun
My penis is shaped like a balloon... ...ladies. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 10:45pm GMT on 28th Jun
after sex can you twist it into fun animal shapes? |
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one_inch
said @ 12:36pm GMT on 26th Jun
Middle aged woman sending text messages whilst a goose in an oversized balloon hat gets his photo taken? |
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ithaqua10
said @ 2:29pm GMT on 26th Jun
psst "you've got something hanging from your nose" |
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ithaqua10
said @ 2:31pm GMT on 26th Jun
psst "you've got something hanging from your nose" either that or you need too take the coke out of the balloons after smuggling |
assbastard
said @ 8:46am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:5 Underrated]
![]() Taken just today, in fact. It's my 1-year gastric bypass surgeryversary on Wednesday, and I'm down 180lbs. Still a ways to go (probably about 80-100lbs more) but yeah, I'm looking good and feeling healthier. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 8:49am GMT on 26th Jun
Congrats. Once I get my medical issues sorted out I'm going to start working out again. |
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pleaides
said @ 9:15am GMT on 26th Jun
He's half the man he used to be. QUICK, SOMEBODY CALL THE STONE TEMPLE PILOTS! |
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assbastard
said @ 9:20am GMT on 26th Jun
Man, I used to LOVE STP when I was younger. Then I realized that they were a poor man's Pearl Jam, and I'm not a poor man, sir. I upsized to Eddie Vedder and company and I've never been happier. |
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pleaides
said @ 9:46am GMT on 26th Jun
Funny, Pearl Jam do nothing for me at all (except Ten of course, that was a fucking screamer) but the rest of it leaves me very unimpressed, especially once Vedder's voice started to go, that bloody car crash song goes for ten fucking years and he never makes the top note. Oh well, no accounting for taste I guess :) |
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assbastard
said @ 10:34am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
Ugh, I hated Last Kiss. But Ed's voice is still really, really good. Check this video out. Pearl Jam covering Love Reign O'er Me AND The Real Me, and knocking both out of the fucking park. |
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assbastard
said @ 10:43am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Informative]
For reference, the strings, brass section and the piano player were provided by VH1 for this special concert honoring The Who. PJ's regular B3 organ player, Boom Gaspar, curiously wasn't at this gig. No clue why. |
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assbastard
said @ 10:51am GMT on 26th Jun
Also, for a truly kick-ass song, and I'd have posted it here had I been able to fucking FIND it, but PJ played "All Night" on Jimmy Fallon's show a while back, with the Roots singing backup, and it was fucking amazing. |
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papango
said @ 9:56am GMT on 26th Jun
Your hair looks good. The rockabilly chignon at the back really kicks it up a notch. |
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assbastard
said @ 10:20am GMT on 26th Jun
The chignon is mostly a standing fan made of black plastic. |
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papango
said @ 10:40am GMT on 26th Jun
Well, even without i,t the curly hair really softens your face. |
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assbastard
said @ 10:47am GMT on 26th Jun
Thanks! I'm not entirely sold that I don't just need to get most of my hair chopped off at my earliest convenience, but I just started actually attempting to style it ... yesterday, I think. But yeah, I've embraced the curly/wavy. Kinda actually happy about the gray hairs in the front, too. |
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pleaides
said @ 10:40am GMT on 26th Jun
I had to think about these two comments about 4 times, over the course of some minutes, before any of this made sense. |
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assbastard
said @ 10:44am GMT on 26th Jun
Perhaps it's bedtime? Or, failing that, time for alcohol? It's Ireland somewhere! |
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pleaides
said @ 11:56am GMT on 26th Jun
*secures wine* |
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assbastard
said @ 12:06pm GMT on 26th Jun
Yay wine! |
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pleaides
said @ 12:16pm GMT on 26th Jun
HURRAH!!! |
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DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
said @ 11:01am GMT on 26th Jun
Looking good! |
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assbastard
said @ 11:18am GMT on 26th Jun
Thankya sir! |
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feldenglas
said @ 1:48pm GMT on 26th Jun
Nice, Assy, you look like you're feeling a hell of a lot better too!! |
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assbastard
said @ 8:40pm GMT on 26th Jun
Indeed, though I'm still not exercising yet. Waiting for warmer weather so's I can swim/walk in the swimming pool. I need zero-impact stuffs because my ligaments/tendons (I keep forgetting which is which) haven't shrunk from giant dude size yet, putting me at extreme risk for injury. |
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granitewitch
said @ 7:50pm GMT on 26th Jun
Looking good, dude! |
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assbastard
said @ 8:41pm GMT on 26th Jun
Thanks! I'm hoping that once I start exercising, more will come off, and faster, too! |
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half
said @ 8:47pm GMT on 26th Jun
the change is impressive. congrats. |
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43770
said @ 3:20am GMT on 2nd Jul
Congratulations. You look good. |
robterm
said @ 8:48am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:3 Good]
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robterm
said @ 8:49am GMT on 26th Jun
Oh yeah, that's me on the LEFT. Q_Q |
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discoLemonade
said @ 9:00am GMT on 26th Jun
..mannnn and just when I thought I wasn't the only lady around these parts. |
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assbastard
said @ 10:55am GMT on 26th Jun
Nope. Snowfox, Sarahbear, Papango, brat#3, Juju, Shiney_things, the inimitable Crysallis, and several more that I can't recall at the moment. |
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skainsmate
said @ 1:45pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:5 Underrated]
:( |
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assbastard
said @ 12:23am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Underrated]
And our lovely redheaded Skainsmate! |
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cb361
said @ 5:14pm GMT on 26th Jun
Also blackpsypher, left handed bear sleeve, diamantiferous, madfishmonger, wenchgirl, vilebunni, Persephone13, kitten, taraearth... |
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buzhidao
said @ 12:22am GMT on 27th Jun
:( |
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cb361
said @ 7:54am GMT on 27th Jun
And our lovely cat-shouldered buzhidao! |
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buzhidao
said @ 11:31pm GMT on 27th Jun
:) |
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Viking_Biochemist
said @ 2:12pm GMT on 28th Jun
:( |
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cb361
said @ 4:50pm GMT on 28th Jun
And not forgetting our lovely redheaded Viking_Biochemist! Are there actually any men here at all? |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 12:39am GMT on 29th Jun
*swoosh of cape* Did someone call for... *puts on sunglasses* ...a man? |
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juju
said @ 9:45pm GMT on 26th Jun
you'd think you had a stalking list all laid out.... |
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assbastard
said @ 12:24am GMT on 27th Jun
Hey, I had one of you, and she was too much woman for me TO THIS DAY. |
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brat#3
said @ 3:20am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:2 Funny]
It's like deep fried mars bars. The second one will kill you. |
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Viking_Biochemist
said @ 10:49am GMT on 28th Jun
Hello! |
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pleaides
said @ 1:07pm GMT on 28th Jun
Of course! I should have amended the list myself. However, if the list was too accurate you'd get a bit worried. |
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theolypse
said @ 10:32pm GMT on 28th Jun
A clever man would leave out the names he most wants to draw the attention of. |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 12:40am GMT on 29th Jun
Ooh, sneaky. Like Zorro. |
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dreamingzephyr
said @ 2:02pm GMT on 26th Jun
You'd have a harder time fitting in if you were straight. I'm under the impression that almost all of us are queer (generally bisexual, one transgendered [though I think she's bi too]). |
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biblebeltdrunk
said @ 8:42pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Informative]
There's more than one transgendered girl here. |
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juju
said @ 9:49pm GMT on 26th Jun
I think even the straight ones among us are able to say what women we'd go gay for though. Apparently she's already sleeping with one of my top picks.... *sigh* now I just have to hope that brat#3 decides she wants us both to leave our men and run away together... otherwise I think I'll never have a torrid girl on girl love affair. |
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brat#3
said @ 3:22am GMT on 27th Jun
I wish I knew how to quit you. Failing that, I wish I had a bunch of airmiles to use :) |
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Kat
said @ 6:55am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Insightful]
Generally speaking: women are crazy and men are stupid. Apparently I would rather be fucking stupid than fucking crazy. Go figure. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 11:28pm GMT on 26th Jun
Im straight, but as seen above, sometimes i have liasons with busty redheads. |
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dreamingzephyr
said @ 12:49am GMT on 27th Jun
That was why I assumed. |
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underdog
said @ 9:03am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
Thanks, now I have to fap with one eye closed. |
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Kurisu
said @ 1:37pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Insightful]
Your left or our left? |
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donnie
said @ 10:23am GMT on 26th Jun
Aren't there usually more people at comic-co... wait, you're just shopping at Best Buy? |
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pleaides
said @ 10:44am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
Where they apparently sell cannons, or alternatively the most bad-ass sink plunger in Christendom. |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 10:44am GMT on 26th Jun
One must always look one's best when one goes out on the town, even if only for a bit of shopping. |
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pleaides
said @ 11:36am GMT on 26th Jun
I presume by your photo above that you were shopping for curtains? ;) |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 7:59pm GMT on 26th Jun
I think in that photo I was on my way to get some pizza. |
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robterm
said @ 7:34am GMT on 28th Jun
We work at best buy. Midnight release for Uncharted 3 was on halloween. Why not? |
pleaides
said @ 9:11am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
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discoLemonade
said @ 9:14am GMT on 26th Jun
minus the thing on your head..you kinda got that hunter s thompson thing going for you. i approve. |
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DuncmanG
said @ 2:06pm GMT on 26th Jun
But with the thing on his head and the glasses, he's kinda got a man in black thing going for him. |
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Kat
said @ 7:06am GMT on 27th Jun
Greenlake? |
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pleaides
said @ 8:13am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Interesting]
That's actually Narrabeen Lake, north of Sydney. |
spazm
said @ 9:56am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
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DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
said @ 11:06am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:4 Informative]
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lalanda
said @ 11:15am GMT on 26th Jun
Please remind me again why you chose a name that heavily implied you were a girl. Fuck I love Dr. Pepper. |
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DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
said @ 11:37am GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Underrated]
Because I love making fun of shitty online names. The alternative would've been ~*-SSJ7Trungeta-*~. I also encountered a youtube user named shadowraven133324 recently. Now I can't be sure wether they actually thought that name was a good idea or picked it ironically as well. |
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azazel
said @ 12:20pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2]
I don't need glasses, but I like to tease my girlfriend because she thinks I look horrible in them. And I also need to practice my over-the-glasses look for some day. |
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azazel
said @ 12:21pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2]
Of course, adding .jpg would have been a good idea. |
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assbastard
said @ 12:27pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2 Good]
Can I just say that I fucking love your scarf? Because I do. And fucking love is the best kind of love. |
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tickaz
said @ 8:03am GMT on 27th Jun
I have to agree that scarf is pretty rad. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 7:47pm GMT on 26th Jun
aw, the glasses arent bad at all, but the minnie pearl look isnt good on anyone. not even minnie pearl [no one is going to understand that reference] |
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minnieP
said @ 9:08pm GMT on 26th Jun
I do. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 11:32pm GMT on 26th Jun
howwww-deeee! also, this picture creeps me out |
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buzhidao
said @ 12:30am GMT on 27th Jun
sniff. i am noone. |
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spookyliz
said @ 3:13am GMT on 27th Jun
you don't happen to be well over six feet tall, do you? |
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azazel
said @ 4:23am GMT on 27th Jun
6'2" or thereabouts. |
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spookyliz
said @ 4:37am GMT on 27th Jun
ah, ok. you bear a frighteningly strong resemblance to my ex, but he's 6'7". |
nitromaniac
said @ 12:36pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
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zsander
said @ 1:12am GMT on 27th Jun
ShatterNull, is that you? |
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nitromaniac
said @ 4:11am GMT on 27th Jun
Negative. I am and have always been Nitromaniac. |
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3beach
said @ 1:30pm GMT on 29th Jun
dork |
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Fenny
said @ 5:27pm GMT on 29th Jun
... |
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assbastard
said @ 12:37pm GMT on 26th Jun
You know what this post needs? Big scary-ass dudes with facepaint and spikes. |
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cb361
said @ 12:42pm GMT on 26th Jun
Speaking of which, where's -_- ? |
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pleaides
said @ 12:50pm GMT on 26th Jun
He's probably been imprisoned by HYPNOCLOWN |
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cb361
said @ 9:05pm GMT on 26th Jun
Oh God, he hasn't been visiting Austria, as he? |
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nitromaniac
said @ 12:45pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:5 Underrated]
Ask and ye shall receive. This was me a couple of halloweens ago... ![]() Shot at 2012-06-26 |
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cb361
said @ 12:41pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:4 Underrated]
Sigh. I used to be young and beautiful. Now I'm old and cynical. ![]() Actually, I was never all that beautiful... |
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Bodnoirbabe
said @ 2:16pm GMT on 26th Jun
Got a bit of crazy Jack Nicholson going on for you! |
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cb361
said @ 3:53pm GMT on 26th Jun
It was taken in Utah. Enough said. |
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Stratafyre
said @ 4:32pm GMT on 26th Jun
Alan Alda? |
arrowhen
said @ 6:50pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Insightful]
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ithaqua10
said @ 2:12pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 WTF]
![]() Halloween 2011 lasted for 30 minutes then a gash of a manager said i had to take it off. Another mgr told me i should have just waited til the first one left. |
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ithaqua10
said @ 2:14pm GMT on 26th Jun
too bright/angle doesn't do justice to the hanging flaps of "skin" I can't wait for the zombie overlords to take over. |
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Bodnoirbabe
said @ 2:13pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:5 Good]
I'm a new mom. Not very glamorous! |
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spite48
said @ 3:56pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Underrated]
Daw! Congratulations! |
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Excited Corpse
said @ 3:10am GMT on 27th Jun
I am about to be a second time dad myself! |
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underdog
said @ 8:42am GMT on 27th Jun
You must be very excited. |
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theolypse
said @ 2:41am GMT on 28th Jun
Time-Dads. Like Time-Lords, but without title or land. |
CapnSilver
said @ 2:53pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:3 Informative]
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tickaz
said @ 11:51pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
I see that you are a bit of a chick magnet. |
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b
said @ 2:53pm GMT on 26th Jun
Here's me from last Xmas: [URL=http://s350.photobucket.com/albums/q403/shralps/?action=view¤t=374639_10151055800440113_312526671_n.jpg][IMG]http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q403/shralps/th_374639_10151055800440113_312526671_n.jpg[/IMG][/URL] |
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b
said @ 2:57pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2 Interesting]
Shit. That was silly. Let's try again. |
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b
said @ 3:02pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2 Informative]
And a smaller sized one from PAX a couple years ago that I always thought was kinda funny: |
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Ifrit
said @ 7:50am GMT on 27th Jun
Oh yes, we did just have an entire conversation this weekend...it's okay. I met graham by accident too. |
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dreamingzephyr
said @ 3:14pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
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discoLemonade
said @ 11:35pm GMT on 26th Jun
you are fucking adorable. |
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b
said @ 5:20pm GMT on 27th Jun
Well, I'll take the compliment, but I'm really aiming for adorably fuckable. |
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blacksun
said @ 3:48pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2]
One of my favorite moments this winter |
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vahid
said @ 6:20pm GMT on 26th Jun
where it be? |
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blacksun
said @ 2:31am GMT on 27th Jun
paul-ina peak, Oregon. Shhh! it's a secret! |
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thizzwardo
said @ 4:45pm GMT on 26th Jun
right after I got out the gym....GTL for life, bro! |
monkeynuts
said @ 4:45pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:3 Good]
![]() thats the most recent I have and it's about a month old. The mohawk is about an inch longer and much bluer and I am about 10lbs lighter. Much like the bastard of ass I have been pretty committed recently to shedding all of my extraneous poundage. |
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monkeynuts
said @ 4:46pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Underrated]
I have only dropped 50some odd lbs though since last september. |
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assbastard
said @ 8:39pm GMT on 26th Jun
That's still damn impressive! Keep at it, you're looking great, sir. |
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donnie
said @ 7:47pm GMT on 28th Jun
Very committed, I see. It looks like you take your bicycle everywhere! |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 12:41am GMT on 29th Jun
He just wants to ride his BI CYCLE BI CYCLE |
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mechanical contrivance
said @ 12:55am GMT on 29th Jun
But he's not a fat bottomed girl. |
Stratafyre
said @ 4:51pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:4 Underrated]
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eggboy
said @ 5:05pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
![]() A little old, I'm considerably less likely to be found drinking mid-strength beer out of a sock at sunrise these days. |
IBM
said @ 5:49pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
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krupa
said @ 6:31pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
"I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite door on Citadel!" |
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half
said @ 8:54pm GMT on 26th Jun
hello international business machines. |
arrowhen
said @ 6:25pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2 Informative]
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granitewitch
said @ 7:44pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Underrated]
My post-Soviet driving apparel for my convertible: |
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granitewitch
said @ 4:54am GMT on 28th Jun
And just this evening I stopped at a brewery on my way to the mountains to fill a growler to take home, and as I walked through the garden section wearing these goggles a woman stopped in mid sentence, jaw sagging, as she beheld me wearing the above outfit (without the strange grimace). It made the price of purchase well worthwhile. Yay for shocking the rubes! |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 7:03am GMT on 28th Jun
[Score:2 Funny]
Shocking the rubes is always fun, especially if the "shocking" aspect is unexpectedly benign. I pay for most things in dollar coins. (It's just part of what I do. I'm that big bearded guy who wears a cape and pays for things in dollar coins.) A couple of weeks ago the girl at the pizza counter gave me my pizza, took my money, and said "I've seen you use these before--where did you get them?" I decided that my usual answer ("The bank") was utterly boring, and instead said "I've been tutoring a leprechaun in calculus, and he only pays in gold coins." |
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granitewitch
said @ 7:47pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Hot Pr0n]
A little more representative: |
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granitewitch
said @ 7:48pm GMT on 26th Jun
Whoops. Sorry, I grabbed the unedited version. Apologies for size. |
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cb361
said @ 7:54pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Insightful]
I torn between "That's what she said" and resurrecting my "One does not just walk into Munich" which didn't get the recognition it deserved. |
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Naruki
said @ 12:50am GMT on 27th Jun
Yeah, he totally looks like he should be mugging a Hobbit for rings. |
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granitewitch
said @ 12:56am GMT on 27th Jun
heh. When my hair was longer I looked either like Boromir or The Dude, depending on who you asked. |
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DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
said @ 5:26am GMT on 27th Jun
So did I, apparently. Like the dude at least, Boromir not so much. Walking around in a bathrobe probably didn't help. |
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granitewitch
said @ 12:34pm GMT on 27th Jun
I actually got a fake ID from a joke shop of The Dude's license to bowl. When people would stop and ask me if I knew who I resembled (which happened a lot) I produced it and replied, "The Dude abides." |
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Mori
said @ 9:42pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Hot Pr0n]
This thread needs more boobs. I'll show mine if the OP shows hers first. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU, discoLemonade. |
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sensibleb
said @ 10:56pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Underrated]
OP? Begging for tits? You appear lost. 4chan is thataway. |
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mechanical contrivance
said @ 11:34pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Insightful]
That doesn't mean we don't want boobs. |
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b
said @ 12:55am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Insightful]
SE is practically founded on tits. There's never too much or enough tits. Ever. |
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theolypse
said @ 2:46am GMT on 28th Jun
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 7:03am GMT on 28th Jun
Tits: the jiggly foundation underlying the internet. |
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theolypse
said @ 10:38pm GMT on 28th Jun
"We built this city..." |
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mechanical contrivance
said @ 12:56am GMT on 29th Jun
It's boobs all the way down. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 11:45pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Interesting]
us southern belles dont do such things sir! ..but we do writhe about on tombstones. still, a pretty good representation of my sweet rack. |
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assbastard
said @ 12:45am GMT on 27th Jun
Just make sure you wear panties while doing that. It's inconsiderate (and possibly bad luck) to leave snail trails on tombstones. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 3:12am GMT on 27th Jun
my photogarpher and I were not there for long, not long enough for me to bring any bad luck on myself. we had to..err. "let ourselves in" to that particular graveyard, and the people living near it watched us the whole time. |
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b
said @ 12:54am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:-2]
Chickenshit. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 3:26am GMT on 27th Jun
my rack is precious, and I'm saving it for christina hendricks..or trent reznor, or ..or any really cute long haired boy that comes along. |
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b
said @ 5:21pm GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:-2]
Um, I was joking. |
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almostz
said @ 10:15pm GMT on 1st Jul
[Score:1 Insightful]
I never wanted to be a tombstone, until now. |
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Persephone13
said @ 10:05pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:5 Underrated]
Here, boobs. Now quit complaining. ;) |
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granitewitch
said @ 10:29pm GMT on 26th Jun
Yes indeed. And thankfully they're rather nice female boobs, rather than hairy moobs... |
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spite48
said @ 11:22pm GMT on 26th Jun
Don't discriminate against hairy moobs. Now you've created a hostile environment where I don't feel comfortable showing mine. |
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granitewitch
said @ 11:26pm GMT on 26th Jun
Do they look like these? |
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mrcucumber
said @ 11:43pm GMT on 26th Jun
Did you really have to do that? I mean... I have to erase that again. |
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granitewitch
said @ 12:53am GMT on 27th Jun
At least I linked it, though. |
fileid
said @ 10:52pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:5 Interesting]
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tickaz
said @ 11:36pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Insightful]
*LURKER ALERT* |
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rs
said @ 12:06am GMT on 27th Jun
+1 Pocky |
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fileid
said @ 10:24pm GMT on 28th Jun
yes, pocky is sooo awesomee!! |
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blacksun
said @ 2:26am GMT on 27th Jun
mmmm hello! |
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granitewitch
said @ 11:32pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Underrated]
Oh, and here's a shot of me telling off a deer who insists that she's entitled to my glass of scotch: |
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granitewitch
said @ 11:35pm GMT on 26th Jun
Dammit! They look reasonable on imgur, then show up as huge here! Again, apologies... |
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mrcucumber
said @ 11:44pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:2]
For the love of god, wear shorts!!!! |
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granitewitch
said @ 12:42am GMT on 27th Jun
I did. I've put up this pic before: |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 12:59am GMT on 27th Jun
I've been a wild rover for many a year; I spent all my money on whiskey and deer. |
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Roulette1337
said @ 12:27am GMT on 27th Jun
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granitewitch
said @ 12:48am GMT on 27th Jun
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leareth
said @ 11:35pm GMT on 26th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
Coming out of Lurk mode for this. Taken last week. |
underdog
said @ 12:05am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
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Naruki
said @ 12:51am GMT on 27th Jun
What was, your hair? :-p |
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leareth
said @ 1:11am GMT on 27th Jun
That does make me look rather Jaundiced doesn't it? :P I had just shaved my head and random lass requested an updated picture as proof. Here, this one of me squinting at the sun (my natural enemy) taken the month before... |
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Naruki
said @ 3:03am GMT on 28th Jun
Okay, that's just weird. First we see evil you with the goatee, then we see good you with... the same goatee. Reality isn't supposed to work like this! |
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leareth
said @ 3:13am GMT on 29th Jun
*cough* Good twin... evil twin... |
Roulette1337
said @ 12:30am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:4 Informative]
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tickaz
said @ 8:10am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:2 Insightful]
Are you British? Because something about this photo just screams it. |
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pleaides
said @ 8:14am GMT on 27th Jun
The deep colour of the lager would seem to support your contention. |
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Roulette1337
said @ 1:53pm GMT on 27th Jun
Yes I'm British but that is not lager. |
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b
said @ 5:18pm GMT on 27th Jun
It's probably Orange Crush. |
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Roulette1337
said @ 7:27pm GMT on 27th Jun
Irn Bru and 4 shots of cheap vodka |
zsander
said @ 12:35am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:2 Underrated]
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DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
said @ 5:38am GMT on 27th Jun
Soo... are you the one on the left or the one on the right? |
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zsander
said @ 6:16am GMT on 27th Jun
Wait, your left or mine? |
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DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
said @ 10:35am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:2]
Either way you're a goddamn cocktease |
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zsander
said @ 2:48pm GMT on 27th Jun
Heh, you say the sweetest things. I'm the one with the hat. The one in the latex evening-wear is my girlfriend. |
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buzhidao
said @ 12:43am GMT on 27th Jun
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-YC_ZnV4IDEY/T-pSoVSW70I/AAAAAAAABCE/y06jrZVEeag/s400/DSC_0037.JPG |
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buzhidao
said @ 12:43am GMT on 27th Jun
well, i suck. |
buzhidao
said @ 12:45am GMT on 27th Jun
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buzhidao
said @ 12:47am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
ok, that's closer to what i wanted. now imma try this
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buzhidao
said @ 12:48am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:3 Good]
now this! ha!
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spookyliz
said @ 12:54am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:4 Interesting]
up until five days ago, i looked like this: ![]() now i look like that, but with black hair. |
mrcucumber
said @ 5:51pm GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:4 Funny]
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Kurisu
said @ 2:10am GMT on 27th Jun
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/156655_178809352148114_3308331_n.jpg |
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Kurisu
said @ 2:13am GMT on 27th Jun
(sigh) I never learn.... |
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half
said @ 12:47pm GMT on 27th Jun
composernate how to: SE HTML |
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Kurisu
said @ 3:10pm GMT on 27th Jun
Thanks for the assist. |
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tickaz
said @ 3:49am GMT on 28th Jun
You look like Alton Brown. Also, what is that fuzzy little rectangle doing there? |
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Silent
said @ 2:42am GMT on 27th Jun
I haven't changed much since the last one of these threads, which is a good thing because I don't have any new pictures. I look like a jackass with long hair and a beard, fun eh? |
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aj904
said @ 7:11am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Informative]
1950's ![]() Last Year ![]() |
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aj904
said @ 7:13am GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 WTF]
Damn Space! 1950's ![]() |
Ifrit
said @ 7:45am GMT on 27th Jun
![]() Uploaded with ImageShack.us I forgot how to do this and also, I accidentally met b. |
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assbastard
said @ 9:36am GMT on 27th Jun
What is on that sandwich/hot dog and where can I get one? |
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mechanical contrivance
said @ 10:58pm GMT on 27th Jun
I was just about to ask that. |
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Ifrit
said @ 8:26pm GMT on 28th Jun
I don't think this dog would be healthy for you. It's the opposite of trying to lose weight and I had this in Qualicum Beach, BC. |
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JWWargo
said @ 8:52am GMT on 27th Jun
[IMG]http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=317128604978225&l=08b9bebe78[/IMG] |
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JWWargo
said @ 8:55am GMT on 27th Jun
Fuck. Try that again... |
JWWargo
said @ 9:00am GMT on 27th Jun
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Rainbow Randolf
said @ 12:44pm GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
I'm late as always, but whatevs: |
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assbastard
said @ 1:24pm GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Insightful]
Nice glasses. Seriously, I like those frames. |
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that1guy
said @ 3:27pm GMT on 27th Jun
Does this work? [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/534/fallfishing2.jpg/][IMG]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/535/fallfishing2.jpg[/IMG][/URL] |
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that1guy
said @ 3:27pm GMT on 27th Jun
FIAL! |
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that1guy
said @ 3:31pm GMT on 27th Jun
final attempt... |
sensibleb
said @ 3:46pm GMT on 27th Jun
![]() I got your back. |
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that1guy
said @ 4:22pm GMT on 27th Jun
Thank you kind sir. |
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granitewitch
said @ 4:07pm GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
I was expecting you to look more like this: |
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that1guy
said @ 4:25pm GMT on 27th Jun
nah....he stole my monikah (Bostonian accent). |
lifeisflimsy
said @ 4:13pm GMT on 27th Jun
![]() ![]() |
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Spyike
said @ 4:34pm GMT on 27th Jun
I like how the first time one of these threads was put up loads of people said "Oh my God no, I'm not trusting SE with a picture of my ACTUAL FACE" but now everyone's all cool an shit. |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 6:49pm GMT on 27th Jun
I blame Facebook. |
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buzhidao
said @ 11:35pm GMT on 27th Jun
i'll put my photo here, but not on facebook. |
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arrowhen
said @ 8:12pm GMT on 27th Jun
*tries to remember the password to his sock puppet account so he can send creepy PMs to all the ladies.* |
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cb361
said @ 8:27pm GMT on 27th Jun
You mean this one isn't your sock puppet account? |
drd69
said @ 7:14pm GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 WTF]
![]() Statute of limitations has run out. Here ya go bitches |
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wenchgirl
said @ 9:06pm GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
Here's me: ![]() I'm the one with the boobs. Also shown Darren Lynn Bousman (Saw 2, 3 and 4, Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Devil's Carnival), Terrence Zdunich (Repo! The Genetic Opera), Hannah Jinx (The Devil's Carnival, youtube vids of her being a Japanophile) and the other dude is my significant other. I highly recommend "The Devil's Carnival" which they are touring like a concert and not having anything to do with the studios. Second tour is kicking off at Comic Con. Go! Pic is also a link to my flickr. Which contains more pics of me as star wars chars, in corsets, with nerf guns and in corsets with nerf guns. And possibly other stuff. I couldn't decide which to post so there. |
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discoLemonade
said @ 10:55pm GMT on 27th Jun
IS THAT FUCKING TERRENCE Z? Holy. shit. I love you. |
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wenchgirl
said @ 11:47pm GMT on 27th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
Yep. Actually got to meet him twice. The above pic was at the Austin TX show, and this one was at the LA final show of the first tour. Got to talk to Terrence for 5 min about carnivals (I was a carnie at one point). I'm going to do this costume again, needs a bit more work I think. Also I have lost 12 lbs since this pic. ![]() Have you been to see The Devil's Carnival? |
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discoLemonade
said @ 3:07am GMT on 28th Jun
not yet, but I will he is so..beautiful. he can rob my grave any night. and by grave..i mean my vagina. :p |
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b
said @ 12:16am GMT on 28th Jun
It looks like you got more than your fair share of boobs. Either that, or they're trying their damnedest to escape. |
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Graverobber
said @ 1:55am GMT on 28th Jun
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial. |
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wenchgirl
said @ 2:15am GMT on 28th Jun
A little glass vial? |
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theolypse
said @ 2:47am GMT on 28th Jun
Like a battery. |
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wenchgirl
said @ 4:05am GMT on 28th Jun
And the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy.... |
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theolypse
said @ 10:40pm GMT on 28th Jun
I'll tell you where, if you can keep a secret. |
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theolypse
said @ 2:49am GMT on 28th Jun
I'm not sure which body-part to post, this time around. |
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arrowhen
said @ 3:47am GMT on 28th Jun
[Score:1 Insightful]
Post 'em all and let God sort 'em out! |
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theolypse
said @ 11:20pm GMT on 28th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
Fine. Fine. But only for Science Genius Girl's sake. |
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mechanical contrivance
said @ 4:00am GMT on 28th Jun
Your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. |
antares
said @ 11:05am GMT on 28th Jun
[Score:1 Interesting]
![]() Bali a few years ago with the two birds I picked up. |
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Viking_Biochemist
said @ 11:10am GMT on 28th Jun
[Score:2]
Bugger it, I'll post an actual picture for once. Dr Viking Biochemist in a silly hat. |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 6:40am GMT on 30th Jun
Nize hatt! I attended my brother's commencement a couple of weeks ago (teaching credential in social studies), and while there it occurred to me that I would find politics a great deal more welcoming if it were traditional for politicians to wear academic regalia instead of business suits. |
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3beach
said @ 1:38pm GMT on 29th Jun
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h237/narcboy/n511700013_3920919_6136.jpg |
3beach
said @ 1:40pm GMT on 29th Jun
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3beach
said @ 1:46pm GMT on 29th Jun
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 10:19pm GMT on 11th Jul
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 10:19pm GMT on 11th Jul
I'll just leave this here... |
round 2 anyone?