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Saturday, 9 June 2012
quote [ Since the dawn of time, mankind has searched for the meaning of life and existence. Who are we? Why are we here? Where are we going? But thanks to Tarvu - Lord and Master of the Universes - mankind can find the answers to all of life's questions. ]
[sci&tech] [by edwynl@7:16pmGMT] [+10 Good] |
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Ankylosaur
said @ 7:20pm GMT on 9th Jun
Can one be a Tarvuist and use spoons? |
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germanjulian
said @ 7:34pm GMT on 9th Jun
ašhadu 'al-lā ilāha illā-llāhu wa 'ašhadu 'anna muħammadan rasūlu-llāh |
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b
said @ 7:35pm GMT on 9th Jun
I think they accidentally the whole thing. |
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schatten00777
said @ 7:41pm GMT on 9th Jun
The 'Tarvuism: The Official Internet Website for the Tarvuist Faith' internet website and the phrases 'It's SO Easy to Join' and 'Praise Tarvu' are © 2008 COT Industries, Inc. Praise Tarvu™. |
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tickaz
said @ 8:08pm GMT on 9th Jun
i still prefer the flying pasta religion. |
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flat_michael
said @ 8:18pm GMT on 9th Jun
they're tarvu's universes. we just live in one of them. |
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Taleweaver
said @ 9:11pm GMT on 9th Jun
Obvious offshoot of the Pastafarian religion. I mean, Tarvu rescued by an octopus - if that's not a cameo of the FSM. I don't know. |
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Ankylosaur
said @ 9:37pm GMT on 9th Jun
[Score:1 Insightful]
Many Oceanic cultures tell of helpful octopuses who save drowning rats, only to be bitten by the rat when it is delivered safely to shore, leading to an extreme hatred of rats by octopuses to this day. Tarvu is no rat. I think this is the message we are to learn. |
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ckfahrenheit
said @ 12:10am GMT on 10th Jun
hey the urantia book has been public domain'ed. now I can figure out which universe I'm in |
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sanepride
said @ 1:31am GMT on 10th Jun
Doesn't seem any more contrived than Mormonism or scientology. |
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flat_michael
said @ 6:02pm GMT on 10th Jun
which is to say ham-fistedly contrived |
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Naruki
said @ 7:33pm GMT on 10th Jun
Or Islam, Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, etc. |
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flat_michael
said @ 9:26pm GMT on 11th Jun
[Score:1 Underrated]
their bullshit has the advantage of being obscured by the mists of time. mormonism less so. scientology is a scam cooked up by some hack writer in the fifties. |
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AshikKerib
said @ 11:04pm GMT on 12th Jun
All the names they made up are dead on. |
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