Sensible Erection | The Book of Baphomet

Monday, 7 May 2012

The Book of Baphomet

quote [ Here at last! The long anticipated trailer for our forthcoming book. ]

Great imagery and compelling text.

[art] [by Dantalion@1:23amGMT] [-10 Bad]

Comments

Ankylosaur said @ 1:29am GMT on 7th May
+1 burn in hell?

Dantalion said @ 1:30am GMT on 7th May
Open you mind... brute.

Ankylosaur said @ 1:31am GMT on 7th May
Jesus loves you!

Asmodeus said @ 1:59am GMT on 7th May [Score:2 Underrated]
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Dioxin said @ 5:49am GMT on 7th May
pew pew pew

bbqkink said @ 1:42am GMT on 7th May

Who is Baphomet?

Baphomet is an enigmatic, goat-headed figure found in several instance in the history of occultism. From the Knights Templar of the Middle-Ages and the Freemasons of the 19th century to modern currents of occultism, Baphomet never fails to create controversy. But where does Baphomet originate from and, most importantly, what is the true meaning of this symbolic figure? This article looks at the origins of Baphomet, the esoteric meaning of Baphomet and its occurrence in popular culture.

http://secretarcana.com/occultsymbols/who-is-baphomet/

zenviper said @ 1:45am GMT on 7th May
Didnt mean anything

Ankylosaur said @ 1:51am GMT on 7th May
What are you talking about? There was explosions! There was pseudprofundity! There was the word "octinimous"! This is really compelling stuff and totally not some made up gibberish.

I can't wait to play this videogame! It's a JRPG, right?

swiggy said @ 1:49am GMT on 7th May [Score:-1 WTF]

underdog said @ 1:51am GMT on 7th May [Score:1 Informative]
Looks like they stole an animation of the origins of planets and plastered meaningless Tamp/Madpride quotes everywhere.

damnit said @ 3:32am GMT on 7th May
Everything was taken from the Science channel.

Ankylosaur said @ 5:42am GMT on 7th May
The text wasn't from a science channel, at least not one in this universe.

assbastard said @ 4:02am GMT on 7th May
Every single thing Dantalion has posted on SE has been an unworthy self link. This is no different.

arrowhen said @ 4:48am GMT on 7th May
Nah, some of them were just bad.

Dantalion said @ 10:59am GMT on 7th May [Score:-4 Overrated]
Idiot. THIS is a self post:

graham said @ 4:11am GMT on 7th May [Score:5 Funny]

Dioxin said @ 4:54am GMT on 7th May [Score:1 Insightful]
Official trailer means stealing footage from national geographic? You can even see their logo on the top left.

Ankylosaur said @ 5:45am GMT on 7th May [Score:3 Funny]
Oh, Mandrake of Oxford is the publisher. I thought at first it was the name of the wizard who wrote it.

Mandrake of Oxford said @ 12:12pm GMT on 7th May
I put on my robe and wizard hat

spite48 said @ 5:54am GMT on 7th May
Not quite terrible enough to be entertaining by virtue of being a train wreck, only because there isn't any content that isn't either stolen or meaningless babble.

ckfahrenheit said @ 7:11am GMT on 7th May

... trailer for a book?

Ankylosaur said @ 7:20am GMT on 7th May
Yeah. It's a thing now.

eggboy said @ 9:47am GMT on 7th May
I quite liked the book, but that was shit. Apparently the zombie one is being made into a movie maybe tho, perhaps that has something to do with it.

cb361 said @ 2:03pm GMT on 7th May
I started reading it, but got bored. The joke got tired quickly.

ckfahrenheit said @ 5:34am GMT on 8th May
Oh great. Unbelievable.
though I shouldn't be surprised since most movies seem to be literary adaptations, unfortunately.

eggboy said @ 2:57pm GMT on 7th May
unrelated but interesting (for about 1 minute)

arrowhen said @ 4:45pm GMT on 7th May
So much for digging a hole to China!