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Friday, 20 April 2012
quote [ Kickstarter: Our first expedition to Congo will be dubbed The Newmac Expedition. There is the legitimate hope of discovering many reptile and mammalian species. We have received reports from the region of eye witnesses seeing canine sized tarantulas, large river dwelling sauropods, and a species of man eating fish. ]
Help Evangelicals defeat Darwin with real, live dinos!
While they don't state it up front, the guy organizing the thing, Stephen McCullah, is obviously an Evangelical based on his Facebook profile, so chances are there's some screwball creationist angle to this beyond the cryptozoological angle. Hopefully the true believers will kick in more than the current total of $25 (out of their $26,700 goal) so we can have some wacky hijinks to laugh at. (Or we can scratch together $10,000 and make them wear Sensible Erection logos.)
[sci&tech] [by Ankylosaur@12:49amGMT] [+10 Funny] Their Kickstarter pitch: Skeptical report: "Cryptozoology expedition to Congo is on Kickstarter (Updated: no scientists)" Wiki: Mokèlé-mbèmbé, the Congo crypto-sauropod. Thumb is from Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, the second greatest story ever told (that stars William Katt): |
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CapnSilver
said @ 1:04am GMT on 20th Apr
This is fucking hilarious, from spelling mistakes (endeaver) to the "genuine Pygmy made string and bone bracelet" as a reward for $5 backing. My very first though on reading the quote was "Spiders can't get that big.. oh. sauropods." |
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papango
said @ 6:13am GMT on 20th Apr
[Score:1 Funny]
It hardly seems worthwhile travelling to Congo to find 'a man eating fish'. There have got to be seafood restaurants closer to home. |
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graham
said @ 1:11am GMT on 20th Apr
[Score:5]
BIRTHDAY BOOOOOOMB |
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graham
said @ 1:15am GMT on 20th Apr
fantastic. |
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damnit
said @ 2:21am GMT on 20th Apr
[Score:1 Underrated]
holy crap. It's 2001 again |
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arrowhen
said @ 5:29am GMT on 20th Apr
Is that a keytar on a stand? Why? |
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bruceski
said @ 7:20am GMT on 20th Apr
So that she can get a better "it's my penis" pose. |
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krimz
said @ 9:53am GMT on 20th Apr
Who is that wild woman? |
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GordonGuano
said @ 12:54pm GMT on 20th Apr
[Score:1 Informative]
Belinda Bedekovic. |
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Viking_Biochemist
said @ 4:32am GMT on 20th Apr
[Score:5 Underrated]
I propose raising $25k from SE and mounting a rival expedition to run around in the jungle in sauropod costumes. |
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pleaides
said @ 9:32am GMT on 20th Apr
Oh fuck yes |
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swiggy
said @ 11:56am GMT on 20th Apr
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Caffeine
said @ 6:09am GMT on 20th Apr
[Score:2 Funny]
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ComposerNate
said @ 11:12am GMT on 20th Apr
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buckaroo50
said @ 3:37pm GMT on 20th Apr
[Score:1 Funny]
Man, that guy is huge! |
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Stratafyre
said @ 12:45pm GMT on 20th Apr
..Do you think they'll actually go? Because I'd totally go, and I'm ALSO not a scientist. Don't these doomed expeditions usually have a sailor in them? |
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GordonGuano
said @ 12:56pm GMT on 20th Apr
As long as you're not the black guy, you should have a chance. |
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krimz
said @ 5:07pm GMT on 20th Apr
A black guy? In Africa?! |
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epease
said @ 7:18pm GMT on 21st Apr
meaning one of them will be wearing a red shirt |
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Croatia
said @ 2:08am GMT on 21st Apr
[Score:1 Interesting]
I emailed the guy, no joke. Here is our correspondence. RE: You are going to look for dinosaurs and dog sized spiders in the Congo? I must ask you before I back your project - Do you believe in evolution, at all? Sincerely, Joseph ---------------- Joseph, My short answer would be no. I'm not convinced that life stemmed from a single cell. Having studied biology I am certainly not ignorant of micro biology, and having done a significant amount of research in the structure and complexity of a cell I don't believe evolution should be taught as anything more than a theory until undeniable proof is found. I definetly appreciate the inquiry tho. Thanks, Stephen McCullah ---------------- Stephen, Thank you for your reply. Have you ever read 'Guns Germs & Steel'? I would suggest that book for you, given your interests. It has fascinating examples of human selection effecting the genetic output of a species. Two notable ones are so-called "Samurai Crabs" off the coast of Japan, and the domestication of the wild almond tree. In my eyes, undeniable proof has been found. You seem like an adventurous and open-minded person, heck a cryptozoologist would have to be open minded. I have investigated intelligent design, read papers and books. All I could ask is that you read Guns Germs and Steel. It is by an ornithologist working in Papua New Guinea who desired a non-racist explanation of World History. Fascinating, my friend. I wish you well in your endeavors. I'm broke as a joke, but I can probably chip in the minimum backing on kickstarter. -Joseph ----------- Joseph, I appreciate the info. I definetely like to research different theories, so I'll certainly check it out. I've heard of the book before and have an idea of what it's about. Much thanks, Stephen McCullah ---------- Stephen, That is cool. I hope you like it, and if you remember please write me back. FWIW I also consider myself a Christian. -Joseph |
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Naruki
said @ 4:11am GMT on 21st Apr
He's a cryptozoologist who doesn't know what "theory" means? |
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CapnSilver
said @ 9:41am GMT on 21st Apr
[Score:1 Insightful]
Only when it's a conspiracy |
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theolypse
said @ 10:19am GMT on 21st Apr
I'm a hydropolemicist. |
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epease
said @ 7:22pm GMT on 21st Apr
He's a dumbass, did he even graduate with a biology degree and did that include any relevant taxonomy education? |