Friday, 20 April 2012

Screw Kony... Let's Look For Dinosaurs!

quote [ Kickstarter: Our first expedition to Congo will be dubbed The Newmac Expedition. There is the legitimate hope of discovering many reptile and mammalian species. We have received reports from the region of eye witnesses seeing canine sized tarantulas, large river dwelling sauropods, and a species of man eating fish. ]

Help Evangelicals defeat Darwin with real, live dinos!

While they don't state it up front, the guy organizing the thing, Stephen McCullah, is obviously an Evangelical based on his Facebook profile, so chances are there's some screwball creationist angle to this beyond the cryptozoological angle. Hopefully the true believers will kick in more than the current total of $25 (out of their $26,700 goal) so we can have some wacky hijinks to laugh at. (Or we can scratch together $10,000 and make them wear Sensible Erection logos.)

Their Kickstarter pitch:
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Hello there! My name is Stephen McCullah (the one above on the left). I was born in Springfield, Missouri and like a lot of people I figured out what I wanted to do in my teens (14 to be exact). I wanted to study Biology and I wanted to explore the world. Well I consider myself incredibly blessed as I've been able to do both to an extent. I've been able to pursue some great endeavers, but on this latest project I'm going to need a little help.. Along with my colleagues (who have a firm background in Biology) I'll be launching one of the first expeditions in this century with the goal of categorizing plant and animal species in the vastly unexplored Republic of the Congo. Our hope is to discover a wide variety of new species along the way. The Congo Basin is a region of Central Africa larger than the state of Florida, more than 80% of which has been totally unexplored.

The few expeditions that have gone into these jungles in the last three decades (approx 15) were smaller, shorter, and much less technologically advanced, but because of the abundant plant and animal life and the fact that it is largely unexplored most produced great results.

Operation Congo took place between December 1985 and early 1986 by "four enthusiastic but naïve young Englishmen," led by William Gibbons, Although the party found no evidence of the Mokèlé-mbèmbé (the large reptile which they were searching for), they discovered a new subspecies of monkey, which was later classified as the Crested mangabey monkey (Cerocebus galeritus), as well as many fish and insect specimens.

In November 2000, William Gibbons returned back to the region and did some preliminary research in Cameroon for a future expedition. He was accompanied by David Wetzel, and videographer Elena Dugan. While visiting with a group of pygmies, they were informed about an animal called Ngoubou, a horned creature. The pygmies asserted it was not a regular rhinoceros, as it had more than one horn (six horns on the frill in one eyewitness account), and that the father of one of the senior members of the community had killed one with a spear a number of years ago. However, the locals have noted a firm dwindle in the population of these animals lately. The pygmies identified the animal from a picture shown to them by Gibbons as a Styracosaurus. An animal previously thought to be extinct.

Our first expedition will be dubbed The Newmac Expedition. It will be a preliminary three month (or as long as our health allows) four man venture. We'll launch on June 26th and we anticipate discovering hundreds of new insect, plant, and fish species during the course of our research and work in the area. There is also the legitimate hope of discovering many reptile and mammalian species as well. We have received reports from week to two week expeditions in the region of eye witnesses seeing canine sized tarantulas, large river dwelling sauropods, and a species of man eating fish (which was recently discovered on river monsters).

Our first trip will be recorded via an accompanying camera man. We'll be recording 12+ hours per day of the experience and putting the footage together for a future documentary.
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Skeptical report: "Cryptozoology expedition to Congo is on Kickstarter (Updated: no scientists)"

Wiki: Mokèlé-mbèmbé, the Congo crypto-sauropod.

Thumb is from Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, the second greatest story ever told (that stars William Katt):
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Comments

CapnSilver said @ 1:04am GMT on 20th Apr
This is fucking hilarious, from spelling mistakes (endeaver) to the "genuine Pygmy made string and bone bracelet" as a reward for $5 backing.

My very first though on reading the quote was "Spiders can't get that big.. oh. sauropods."
papango said @ 6:13am GMT on 20th Apr [Score:1 Funny]
It hardly seems worthwhile travelling to Congo to find 'a man eating fish'. There have got to be seafood restaurants closer to home.
graham said @ 1:11am GMT on 20th Apr [Score:5]
BIRTHDAY BOOOOOOMB





graham said @ 1:15am GMT on 20th Apr
fantastic.
damnit said @ 2:21am GMT on 20th Apr [Score:1 Underrated]
holy crap. It's 2001 again
arrowhen said @ 5:29am GMT on 20th Apr
Is that a keytar on a stand? Why?
bruceski said @ 7:20am GMT on 20th Apr
So that she can get a better "it's my penis" pose.
krimz said @ 9:53am GMT on 20th Apr
Who is that wild woman?
GordonGuano said @ 12:54pm GMT on 20th Apr [Score:1 Informative]
Belinda Bedekovic.
Viking_Biochemist said @ 4:32am GMT on 20th Apr [Score:5 Underrated]
I propose raising $25k from SE and mounting a rival expedition to run around in the jungle in sauropod costumes.
pleaides said @ 9:32am GMT on 20th Apr
Oh fuck yes
swiggy said @ 11:56am GMT on 20th Apr
Caffeine said @ 6:09am GMT on 20th Apr [Score:2 Funny]
ComposerNate said @ 11:12am GMT on 20th Apr
buckaroo50 said @ 3:37pm GMT on 20th Apr [Score:1 Funny]
Man, that guy is huge!
Stratafyre said @ 12:45pm GMT on 20th Apr
..Do you think they'll actually go?

Because I'd totally go, and I'm ALSO not a scientist. Don't these doomed expeditions usually have a sailor in them?
GordonGuano said @ 12:56pm GMT on 20th Apr
As long as you're not the black guy, you should have a chance.
krimz said @ 5:07pm GMT on 20th Apr
A black guy? In Africa?!
epease said @ 7:18pm GMT on 21st Apr
meaning one of them will be wearing a red shirt
Croatia said @ 2:08am GMT on 21st Apr [Score:1 Interesting]
I emailed the guy, no joke. Here is our correspondence.

RE: You are going to look for dinosaurs and dog sized spiders in the Congo?

I must ask you before I back your project - Do you believe in evolution, at all?

Sincerely,
Joseph

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Joseph,

My short answer would be no. I'm not convinced that life stemmed from a single cell.
Having studied biology I am certainly not ignorant of micro biology, and having done a significant amount of research in the structure and complexity of a cell I don't believe evolution should be taught as anything more than a theory until undeniable proof is found.

I definetly appreciate the inquiry tho.

Thanks,

Stephen McCullah

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Stephen,

Thank you for your reply. Have you ever read 'Guns Germs & Steel'? I would suggest that book for you, given your interests. It has fascinating examples of human selection effecting the genetic output of a species. Two notable ones are so-called "Samurai Crabs" off the coast of Japan, and the domestication of the wild almond tree.

In my eyes, undeniable proof has been found. You seem like an adventurous and open-minded person, heck a cryptozoologist would have to be open minded. I have investigated intelligent design, read papers and books. All I could ask is that you read Guns Germs and Steel. It is by an ornithologist working in Papua New Guinea who desired a non-racist explanation of World History. Fascinating, my friend.

I wish you well in your endeavors. I'm broke as a joke, but I can probably chip in the minimum backing on kickstarter.


-Joseph

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Joseph,

I appreciate the info. I definetely like to research different theories, so I'll certainly check it out. I've heard of the book before and have an idea of what it's about.


Much thanks,

Stephen McCullah

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Stephen,

That is cool. I hope you like it, and if you remember please write me back. FWIW I also consider myself a Christian.

-Joseph
Naruki said @ 4:11am GMT on 21st Apr
He's a cryptozoologist who doesn't know what "theory" means?
CapnSilver said @ 9:41am GMT on 21st Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
Only when it's a conspiracy
theolypse said @ 10:19am GMT on 21st Apr
I'm a hydropolemicist.
epease said @ 7:22pm GMT on 21st Apr
He's a dumbass, did he even graduate with a biology degree and did that include any relevant taxonomy education?

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