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Tuesday, 10 April 2012
quote [ Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has bowed out of the race, leaving former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney as the presumptive nominee. ]
[politics] [by spazm@7:59pmGMT] [+10 Funny] |
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foobar
said @ 8:10pm GMT on 10th Apr
[Score:2 Funny]
Well strap the dog to the roof of the car, Mittens has places to go. |
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moriati
said @ 8:25pm GMT on 10th Apr
What's the price of glory, baby Once the taste of fame Oh, lost in this loveless wasteland Guess I'll never get the chance again |
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KingPellinore
said @ 8:34pm GMT on 10th Apr
Y'know, glad as I am to see him out, I sympathize with him over the circumstances. Sick kids are no joke, especially when the prognosis is that grim. Wouldn't wish that on anyone, not even a bigot like Santorum. |
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Naruki
said @ 9:24pm GMT on 10th Apr
I wouldn't wish it on his kids. But if there was a way to wish it on him without harming innocents, consider it wished. That vile murderous fuck deserves whatever pain he gets. |
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pleaides
said @ 11:27pm GMT on 10th Apr
And you're the guys who says drawing cartoons is 'dickish' |
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Naruki
said @ 12:57am GMT on 11th Apr
[Score:1 Funny]
No, but you're the girl who misrepresents someone's argument so that you can appear to have a point. For future reference, that's the Strawman Fallacy. Learn it, stop using it, be smarterer. |
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Naruki
said @ 3:29am GMT on 11th Apr
[Score:5 Funny]
See? Someone gets it, they modded me funny. Let's see who it was... Oh. Shit. |
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lalanda
said @ 11:34am GMT on 11th Apr
He has the mark! |
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granitewitch
said @ 12:33pm GMT on 11th Apr
It's the Cheese Touch! |
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Skull Island Guide
said @ 12:58pm GMT on 11th Apr
Singayah! You got de bite, mon! |
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mechanical contrivance
said @ 11:12pm GMT on 11th Apr
You no pick up the box, you no get the big dollas! |
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quaint
said @ 11:52pm GMT on 11th Apr
I've been savaged! |
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spite48
said @ 10:00pm GMT on 10th Apr
I hope he gets eaten by a sarlacc. There's a kickstarter I could get behind: Genetically engineer a sarlacc. |
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Nostrildamus
said @ 1:06pm GMT on 11th Apr
Ha ha! If he wasn't going to lose in Pennsylvania again so horrendously, he would still be in the running, sick kid or no. |
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sanepride
said @ 8:59pm GMT on 10th Apr
[Score:2]
Sorry to see him go. We really needed this guy front and center to unabashedly show the true face of the Republican party base. |
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RedRiverRat
said @ 10:54pm GMT on 10th Apr
I have to quote this Bachman tweet. She manages to make mentally disabled people look intelligent. This is a prizewinner considering that she thought she could be President. Re: Santorum: "Thank you @RickSantorum 4 running a great campaign. I respect & appreciate ur contribution 2 the race. Wish you & ur family all the best." Wow. ur even. |
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Mad March Harris
said @ 11:01pm GMT on 10th Apr
That's not really that bad. Twitter is a grammar Nazi's worst nightmare given that it forces you to make spelling errors and remove punctuation to meet character restrictions. |
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RedRiverRat
said @ 11:15pm GMT on 10th Apr
Its not bad for the average citizen. Leader of the Free World. Nope. And yes LotFW is somewhat tongue-in cheek and sarcastic. You do have a good point in reminding me of character limitations. |
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sanepride
said @ 12:35am GMT on 11th Apr
Just in case there's anyone in the world who still hasn't seen this- Texts from Hillary |
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lalanda
said @ 11:40am GMT on 11th Apr
More miss than hit. |
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sanepride
said @ 9:34pm GMT on 11th Apr
True, but it was cute that she ended up responding for reals. |
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Nihil
said @ 12:25am GMT on 11th Apr
Just be succinct. |
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foobar
said @ 12:27am GMT on 11th Apr
No it doesn't. |
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benjamander
said @ 11:50am GMT on 11th Apr
If you have more than 140 characters worth of information to convey, don't do it on twitter. Also, dignity. |
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scojam
said @ 9:09pm GMT on 10th Apr
[Score:3 Funny]
Maybe the press will bring Ron Paul more into the headlines now. |
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GordonGuano
said @ 9:29pm GMT on 10th Apr
Better him than that sack of malice Gingrich. |
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RedRiverRat
said @ 10:50pm GMT on 10th Apr
[Score:1 Insightful]
Newt is in it for the lulz. He is going to be a complete douche every step of the way. He knows he cant possibly win, hes just doing it to be an asshole. Its so prickish its almost funny. |
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sanepride
said @ 2:19am GMT on 11th Apr
Newt's a classic attention whore and you can bet he's already figured out some way to cash in on his so-called candidacy, which of course makes him just a regular whore. |
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RhesusMonkey
said @ 12:04pm GMT on 11th Apr
Co-Anchor with Sarah Palin on new Fox News "reporting"? Play a more conservative role opposite Tucker Carson? Sing Chorus with Glenn Beck? |
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sanepride
said @ 9:33pm GMT on 11th Apr
Or maybe just go back to his career as a high priced "consultant" aka lobbyist. |
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rndmnmbr
said @ 9:38pm GMT on 10th Apr
[Score:3 Funny]
So Santorum's campaign turned out to be shit in the end? |
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spite48
said @ 9:57pm GMT on 10th Apr
[Score:1 Funny]
Yeah, his campaign is finished, but will forever stain the sheets of American politics. |
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granitewitch
said @ 12:32am GMT on 11th Apr
Yes, but it was especially slick shit. |
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Mr. Langosta
said @ 1:55am GMT on 11th Apr
There was a fair amount of build up. |
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manbaby
said @ 10:16pm GMT on 10th Apr
[Score:5 Funny]
He should have to carry his dead presidential campaign to full term. |
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GordonGuano
said @ 10:19pm GMT on 10th Apr
I am so fucking stealing that. |
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pleaides
said @ 11:28pm GMT on 10th Apr
WINNAR |
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spite48
said @ 11:31pm GMT on 10th Apr
Love you. |
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feldenglas
said @ 1:42am GMT on 11th Apr
Stealing!! |
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theolypse
said @ 2:49am GMT on 11th Apr
OH MY GOD OR GOD-SUBSTITUTE |
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farvelman
said @ 3:38am GMT on 11th Apr
[Score:1 Funny]
I'm not surprised a manbaby feels this way. |
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RedRiverRat
said @ 8:27am GMT on 11th Apr
You sir get the hero size cigar. |
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Bodnoirbabe
said @ 10:16am GMT on 11th Apr
STOLEN! |
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KingPellinore
said @ 3:37pm GMT on 11th Apr
Holy Santorum, that's hilarious. |
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KingPellinore
said @ 3:42pm GMT on 11th Apr
[Score:2]
Interesting. This was posted to someecards.com about 6 hours after you made your post:  |
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yogi
said @ 6:06am GMT on 12th Apr
Sorry--I did a different take on that joke in my post. Sorry... |
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pleaides
said @ 11:54pm GMT on 10th Apr
Who will safeguard us against sodomy, single mothers and terrifying robo-human-jellyfish hybrids now? |
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RedRiverRat
said @ 12:35am GMT on 11th Apr
The Pope? No.. I know this one... it must be ... ALF? Dammit. Ok I guess I'll put my money on Matt Damon. |
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Naruki
said @ 12:58am GMT on 11th Apr
[Score:-1 WTF]
Naw, Matt Damon is pretty sharp. I think you want Kirk Cameron. |
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RedRiverRat
said @ 3:40am GMT on 11th Apr
I want nothing to do with KC. It would probably be a whole lot of fun to hang out with Matt and Ben. Which begs a completely unrelated question... if you were hang out with a movie star who would you choose? Porn stars dont count. Id go Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and Russel Crowe. Just because they all would have just awesome women around 24/7 and act as if they would be fun. |
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 4:48am GMT on 11th Apr
Kevin Spacey. |
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 4:49am GMT on 11th Apr
And Winonna Ryder. She looks like she has excellent stories. |
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mechanical contrivance
said @ 5:17am GMT on 11th Apr
[Score:2 Underrated]
Brad Dourif |
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RedRiverRat
said @ 6:31am GMT on 11th Apr
Yeah Brad Douriff would be absolutely fun to chat with. We could Mentat. Go Exorcist III. Too many good lines and such a great voice. |
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RedRiverRat
said @ 6:40am GMT on 11th Apr
It always amazes me that he was Billy Bibbet in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. An all time great character actor. Oh, btw, I found this interesting: Joss Whedon did an AMA on Reddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/s2uh1/i_am_joss_whedon_ama/ |
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hellboy
said @ 7:30am GMT on 12th Apr
I can confirm that Brad Dourif is indeed fun to chat with. |
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RedRiverRat
said @ 6:43am GMT on 11th Apr
Or Christian Slater. I bet he has tales to tell. |
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RedRiverRat
said @ 6:48am GMT on 11th Apr
[Score:1 Interesting]
Neil Patrick Harris would probably be fun to know. Charlie Sheen, I imagine, would be the life of any nightmare party. You can bet that Charlie just wouldnt give a fuck and would just be somewhat scary insane. One of those nights where you wake up in the morning and do a quick count of body parts and wonder about legal problems. |
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sanepride
said @ 1:42am GMT on 12th Apr
Kate Winslet Gwyneth Paltrow Helen Mirren Yep, only classy babes who don't mind getting nekkid. |
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mechanical contrivance
said @ 3:43am GMT on 12th Apr
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damnit
said @ 12:07am GMT on 11th Apr
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granitewitch
said @ 12:35am GMT on 11th Apr
[Score:5 Funny]
On such a momentous occasion, there really is only one response: everyone who can should have anal sex tonight. Come on, folks, wear that santorum with pride! |
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sua_sponte
said @ 12:49am GMT on 11th Apr
[Score:5 Funny]
Santorum Pulls Out Early, Ending Hopes Of Come From Behind Victory |
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biblebeltdrunk
said @ 3:04am GMT on 11th Apr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_wk_wbwDnQ&feature=player_embedded http://edition.cnn.com/2012/04/10/justice/florida-teen-shooting/index.html?hpt=us_c1 Looks like George Zimmerman's Legal team doesn't know where he went and quit. |
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 3:23am GMT on 11th Apr
Hahaha he called Fox news and talked to them and then possibly left Florida? Guy is gonna cap himself if he hasn't already. |
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 4:47am GMT on 11th Apr
I find it odd that for-better-or-worse he executed a guy (a teenager whom is 3/4th his side but somehow absolutely manhandled him... no wonder he needed a gun) thinks his own (most likely) lighter sentence for his own (worse) crime is something he should run from. I guess is shouldn't be suprising that a guy who deals out vigilante justice has no faith in the legal system. |
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RedRiverRat
said @ 7:05am GMT on 11th Apr
[Score:2 Insightful]
That he hasnt been arrested is somewhat mind boggling. That a self appointed neighborhood watch guy can just gun down teens is strange enough. I wasnt there and maybe the kid did attack him. I dont know. But it shouldnt be just ignored. That the guy fled says little for any argument in his favor. When your own lawyers decide you are too toxic to defend despite the coverage there is probably a problem. |
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atter_cob
said @ 8:10am GMT on 11th Apr
It really sounds more like "Gay Mom" then "Game On". Poor girls have talent but no brains. |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 8:21am GMT on 11th Apr
[Score:1 Funny]
Obviously the Religious Right will now have to support Obama, as he is the only remaining serious candidate who stands for Christian values. |
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KingPellinore
said @ 12:28pm GMT on 11th Apr
[Score:2 Funny]
"Santorum Exits Prematurely, Leaving Frontman Mitt Romney in Position to Clean Up" |
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yogi
said @ 6:05am GMT on 12th Apr
Santorum ought to be made to stay in the race until it's brought to term....or did someone else already make that joke...? |
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yogi
said @ 6:06am GMT on 12th Apr
Sorry--I saw someone else did that joke up above. Apologies. |
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hellboy
said @ 7:30am GMT on 12th Apr
[Score:1 Funny]
I keep reading the post title as "Santorum balls out". |
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