Sensible Erection | That's the last damn straw, Michael Bay

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

quote [ Fans of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" franchise may want to sit down while reading this. ]

I hate him so much. Live action TMNT I & II were great (let's forget about III). Main article is short so plenty in extended, including some Mario World stuff and X-Men covers with googly eyes.

X-Men with googly eyes
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/12/19/x-men-with-googly-eyes/

Made to order 360 degree holographic tiles. I want one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Xp7BP00LuA4

Good negative review of the appification of Windows 8
https://www.readwriteweb.com/enterprise/2012/03/if-windows-7-simplifies-the-pc.php

Map of the U.S. with the states as documentaries. I learned I need to watch more documentaries.
http://www.pbs.org/pov/blog/united-states-of-documentaries-large-map.php

Does anyone else play Super Demo World? It's old as dirt, but I just started and don't think it's been posted on SE before. Here is what you need if you want a bunch of new and challenging Super Mario World levels made by the guys behind the Super Mario World editor Lunar Magic. This is kind of lengthy, but it's actually not that hard to set up, even if you aren't familiar with emulators.
A SNES emulator (I use ZSNES)
http://www.emuparadise.me/Super%20Nintendo%20Entertainment%20System%20(SNES)_Emulators/5
A clean Super Mario World ROM (.smc, not any other ROM format)
http://www.4shared.com/file/iINlx9zv/Super_Mario_World.html
Demo World: The Legend Continues + Lunar Expand + the IPS that will patch the game (all 1 .rar)
http://fusoya.eludevisibility.org/lm/dw.html
A little application to apply the IPS
http://fusoya.eludevisibility.org/lips/index.html
Okay, so expand the ROM following the readme instructions packaged with the Demo World .rar using Lunar Expand, then use Lunar IPS to apply the patch to the clean SMW ROM. Now you can open up the ROM like normal in any emulator and use your keyboard as a controller. I just hooked up my PS3 controller via USB (had to fiddle with drivers here http://www.motioninjoy.com/download because you can't just plug it in and have it work), and am having a blast.

[by bltrocker@6:45amGMT] [+7 WTF]

Comments

swiggy said @ 6:54am GMT on 20th Mar [Score:1 Underrated]
It's like he has some strange hatred of 80's-90's pop culture.

kylemcBitch said @ 6:59am GMT on 20th Mar [Score:1 Insightful]
... seriously? Have any of you read the TNMT comics?

Here, let me quote the TNMT wiki:

"By volume 4, Raphael was bitten by vampires, causing a second mutation to his body and transforming him to a large, dinosaurlike reptile."

"Throughout the various versions of the TMNT, Michelangelo has had romantic relationships, but all of his girlfriends have been aliens. The first, in the original cartoon, was a neutrino named Kala"

...and so on. Not even Michael Bay could ruin TNMT with crazy, because TNMT is basically the definition of WTF.

GordonGuano said @ 7:27am GMT on 20th Mar [Score:2 Insightful]
He's not ruining it with crazy, he's ruining it with suck. And product placement, likely.

swiggy said @ 7:31am GMT on 20th Mar
and a fuckload of explosions.

kylemcBitch said @ 7:35am GMT on 20th Mar
Didn't all the Foot clan explode when killed?

CapnSilver said @ 7:51am GMT on 20th Mar
Only the robots

ENZ said @ 8:33am GMT on 20th Mar
And a fetishistic obsession with the US military.

cb361 said @ 9:03am GMT on 20th Mar
You're getting Michael Bay mixed up with the American Republican party.

Garr123 said @ 9:19am GMT on 20th Mar
not mutually exclusive entities

gunthar said @ 7:20am GMT on 21st Mar
You're kidding me, right? TMNT spend over a decade being a vehicle for toy sales. It's really not that serious.

CapnSilver said @ 7:52am GMT on 20th Mar
But were those Mirage, Image or Archie comics?

kylemcBitch said @ 7:55am GMT on 20th Mar
Yes, yes, eh.

Jewbacchus said @ 7:00pm GMT on 25th Mar
Your dyslexic ass is disqualified from this discussion.

CapnSilver said @ 7:40am GMT on 20th Mar

There isn't a video with the original animation and song embeddable, but you know you want to watch it again.

bruceski said @ 7:42am GMT on 20th Mar [Score:4 Underrated]

bruceski said @ 7:46am GMT on 20th Mar
I apologize for the excessive Vanilla Ice thrusting.

heyyou said @ 8:29am GMT on 20th Mar [Score:5 Funny]
I'm going to say something that may not make any sense to you, so please, don't take this the wrong way or anything, but--CUM IN MY MOUF

swiggy said @ 11:15am GMT on 20th Mar
Thank you for reminding me that existed.

If you can't laugh at bad porn, you're doing something wrong.

skoob666 said @ 3:32pm GMT on 20th Mar
https://luchadorsofperception.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/anime-porn-got-you-down-try-ninja-turtles-porn/

Supreme_Coconut said @ 1:22am GMT on 21st Mar
What the fuck did I just watch?!?!?

Kat said @ 12:03am GMT on 21st Mar
Oh man. I remember seeing that one. The nun chucks haunted me.

Supreme_Coconut said @ 1:23am GMT on 21st Mar
I don't know about haunting but having just watched it I couldn't stop laughing.

schatten00777 said @ 2:42pm GMT on 23rd Mar
I remember seeing this along with a psychedelic cartoon called birdie or something that involved a horse and a yellow canary. On SE.

Mr. Langosta said @ 8:47am GMT on 20th Mar [Score:1 Informative]
http://www.cracked.com/video_18260_which-ninja-turtle-are-you-lifes-most-important-question.html

Seraph said @ 8:56am GMT on 20th Mar
Well of course he's going to make them into aliens. Green turtles have no place in the land of orange and teal movies.

chold_numa said @ 9:33am GMT on 20th Mar
I liked the animated TMNT movie. Surprisingly good for what it was. Hit all the right nostalgia notes.

CapnSilver said @ 9:41am GMT on 20th Mar
The cross over?
I enjoyed that far too much

KingTaco said @ 12:10pm GMT on 20th Mar
Turtles Forever was brilliant.

CapnSilver said @ 12:50pm GMT on 20th Mar
It annoyed me how all four '87 turtles acted like Mikey. Didn't stop it from making me nerdgasm though

aliron said @ 11:49pm GMT on 20th Mar
Thanks for this. I was not aware it existed, saw it just now, and yeah it's good stuff. lol @ classic Shredder and Krang

ethanos said @ 10:33am GMT on 20th Mar
As long as they're not vampires or zombies.

Gunner v2.0 said @ 2:06pm GMT on 20th Mar
My comment is threefold:
1) FUCK Micheal Bay
2) Heeheehee googly eyes
3) Those 3D tiles are super cool.

anagramophone said @ 3:21am GMT on 22nd Mar
first thing i thought of seeing the googly eyed x-men:

Spyike said @ 6:54pm GMT on 20th Mar
Firstly, I call bullshit on this as being just free word of mouth advertising by pissing off comic book fans.

Secondly "Teenage Alien Interstellar Ninja Turtles". Y'all got that, right?

damnit said @ 9:04pm GMT on 20th Mar
Grainy video of Michael Bay, talking about the Transformers... next?

maximumtodd said @ 9:11pm GMT on 20th Mar
TMNT went down hill fast when it went from a comic to a cartoon series and action figure commercial.

sherlock said @ 12:12am GMT on 22nd Mar [Score:1 Funny]
As a child of the 80's I only remember it as a cartoon and action figure commercial -- and a brilliant action figure commercial at that. The theme song is burned into my very neurons. Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Turtles in a half shell, TURTLE POWER. Kennedy, Kennedy, KENNEDY!

GordonGuano said @ 4:39am GMT on 22nd Mar
Wait, what?

harrisonicus said @ 7:45am GMT on 22nd Mar
We recently interviewed Kevin Eastman for our website. He was SUPER nice. I didn't know that (when he owned the Turtles with Laird) he okayed every single Turtle item that made it to market. His main regret was the Hostess TMNT fruit pie thing.