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Wednesday, 8 February 2012
quote [ The unnamed man, who appeared in court in the eastern KwaZulu-Natal province on Tuesday, had said he had not died but was kidnapped by a witchdoctor who cast a spell on him and imprisoned him in a cave with zombies, local media reported. ]
Hilarious.
[humour] [by daffyduck@12:39amGMT] [+6 WTF] |
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Ankylosaur
said @ 1:11am GMT on 8th Feb
Buddy Holly is Alive and Well in Zombie Cave |
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sacrelicious
said @ 1:54am GMT on 8th Feb
[Score:2 Informative]
semi-related: first ever western-style zombie (ie, walking dead, rotting flesh, etc) dead for real this time. |
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zarathustra
said @ 1:57am GMT on 8th Feb
[Score:1 WTF]
I had a Voodoo doctor as janitor in my practice in Miami, and he told me that the Zombie stuff was basically potions to cloud men's minds. That those who didn't get their does gust woke up without remembering what had happened to them during the period on the drugs. |
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sacrelicious
said @ 2:14am GMT on 8th Feb
"I'm not a date rapist, I'm a voodoo witchdoctor!" |
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zarathustra
said @ 2:28am GMT on 8th Feb
I hope that didn't make you feel like a necrophiliac. |
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loomspace
said @ 3:15am GMT on 8th Feb
[Score:2 Insightful]
Burundanga aka Devil's breath aka scopolamine |
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Anti-fuites
said @ 1:54pm GMT on 8th Feb
See http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096071/ for more zombie/voodoo fun |
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daffyduck
said @ 2:48pm GMT on 8th Feb
One of the scariest movies I have ever seen. Well, I might've been 10-11 years old when I saw it, but still. |
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slaytanik
said @ 3:31am GMT on 8th Feb
The deceased's wife also claimed that this guy was indeed her resurrected husband. This may seem like a strange isolated incident, but rural Zulus are very superstitious like that, I remember as kids we weren't allowed to go near my grandmother's neighbours, because they were definitely witches. |
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incpenners
said @ 4:12am GMT on 8th Feb
[Score:1 Funny]
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anagramophone
said @ 6:21am GMT on 8th Feb
what a perfect gif to summarize your contributions to se penny |
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Naruki
said @ 12:47am GMT on 9th Feb
I also like how he shows his conservative patron supporting him in the background. |
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SnappyNipples
said @ 4:07am GMT on 8th Feb
lulz |
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SnappyNipples
said @ 4:09am GMT on 8th Feb
hell hell... thats the address http://www.rodeoswest.com/RM_JM_DOORS.html |
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Mr. Langosta
said @ 4:34am GMT on 8th Feb
[Score:2]
+1 Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang |
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bltrocker
said @ 4:57am GMT on 8th Feb
[Score:1 WTF]
Here is zombie. This is the curvy hourglass I hear so much about, correct? |
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sacrelicious
said @ 5:00am GMT on 8th Feb
that's downright macabre. |
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crom
said @ 5:05am GMT on 8th Feb
I like my women biologically unfeasible. |
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bltrocker
said @ 5:09am GMT on 8th Feb
Yeah. Like a character from a Tim Burton stop-motion film. |
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sacrelicious
said @ 5:23am GMT on 8th Feb
say what you will, but it really adds to the fantasy if your woman looks like an alien while she probes you. |
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ComposerNate
said @ 10:26am GMT on 8th Feb
[Score:2 WTF]
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eggboy
said @ 12:53am GMT on 9th Feb
Chi Cheng (of Deftones) is also back in the land of the living. |
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daffyduck
said @ 10:12am GMT on 9th Feb
Yeah... for the past 4 years or so. |
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sua_sponte
said @ 1:51am GMT on 9th Feb
CHARLIE MURPHY |
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