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Sunday, 9 October 2011
quote [ H2N2O2(HO-N=N-OH)
+ H4SIO4(SI(OH)4) H2O + H2OSO4 H3PO3(HPO(OH2)) H2SO4 => SO4 H2OSO4 = H you can take the nerd out of pr0m but you can't take the pr0m out of nerds AKA: the shit you notice on a fap pause... or the shit that makes you pause fap. Imma fapping why you knockin'? ] Chemistry – A-level/undergraduate level
[porn] [by emaag@2:08amGMT] [+10 Funny] This is a frustratingly inconsistent approach to writing chemical formulae. On the one hand the teacher has gone to the trouble of also using structural formulae to improve clarity (eg H2N2O2 could be nitramide, but the addition of HO-N=N-OH makes it clear that we are dealing with hyponitrous acid here), but then writes SI (sulphur iodine) instead of Si (silicon) in the formula for orthosilicic acid. This, combined with not using subscripts for many of the numbers, could lead to a great deal of confusion. Whilst this lesson appears to be aimed at quite a high level, such elementary errors may affect comprehension. 5/10 - rather sloppy. http://www.thisisnotapurse.com http://www.believermag.com/issues/200801/?read=article_strand http://grossnudes.blogspot.com/ REST in PHP - http://phprestsql.sourceforge.net/ legend of _why - http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2010/05/15/why-a-tale-of-a-post-modern-genius/ |
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gunthar
said @ 2:56am GMT on 9th Oct
this is amazing, i hope it gets updated more frequently |
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damnit
said @ 1:05pm GMT on 9th Oct
it will have to evolve into porn mistakes once the well of classroom porn runs out. |
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rash1
said @ 5:03pm GMT on 9th Oct
Runs out? Surely you jest. |
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damnit
said @ 7:07pm GMT on 9th Oct
blah blah Rule 34 blah blah. Classroom porn is just one of many, many, many scenarios. The well will run out. Rule 34 suggests it will only be a matter of time before someone points out that the knife and fork were incorrectly placed in "french maid in dinner table" porn. |
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Chop-Logik
said @ 8:20pm GMT on 9th Oct
[Score:1 Insightful]
You keep using that rule. I don't think it rules what you think it rules. |
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damnit
said @ 9:05pm GMT on 9th Oct
Incruleceivable. Inconceivabrule. |
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Eon Bleu
said @ 4:52am GMT on 10th Oct
No more rhyming, I mean it! |
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Baron
said @ 3:03am GMT on 9th Oct
[Score:4 Insightful]
This post needs more bacon:  |
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Joe_Luma
said @ 5:24am GMT on 9th Oct
This post is amazing. I'm hoping that it updates regularly. |
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landsky
said @ 6:06pm GMT on 9th Oct
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MindNinja
said @ 7:08am GMT on 9th Oct
I find your ideas intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. |
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sherlock
said @ 8:08am GMT on 9th Oct
Because Baron is just one letter away from Bacon. |
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damnit
said @ 1:23pm GMT on 9th Oct
[Score:1 Underrated]
Challenge Accepted: http://bacolicio.us/http://sensibleerection.com/entry.php/85064 |
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evelynwood
said @ 2:55am GMT on 10th Oct
Not exactly chunky bacon. |
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v0idmagus
said @ 3:48am GMT on 9th Oct
[Score:5 Funny]
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What johnny thought was H20 was H2SO4. |
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emaag
said @ 3:49am GMT on 9th Oct
+1 for rhyme |
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sacrelicious
said @ 5:29am GMT on 9th Oct
[Score:1 Insightful]
you have a corrosive wit. |
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mjteegarden
said @ 11:27am GMT on 9th Oct
[Score:1 Funny]
"Your post amuses us all," Tom said acidly. |
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LeavemeAlone
said @ 3:23pm GMT on 9th Oct
He has always been something of a free radical. |
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GordonGuano
said @ 3:32pm GMT on 9th Oct
Aye, and with a base sense of humor. |
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Chop-Logik
said @ 5:03pm GMT on 9th Oct
[Score:1 Informative]
SCIENCE |
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Eon Bleu
said @ 4:50am GMT on 10th Oct
This is a bit of a Bohr |
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Acbar
said @ 9:56am GMT on 23rd Nov
I just used this joke in a Gödel, Escher, Bach -themed crossword I am making! |
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yogi
said @ 6:05am GMT on 9th Oct
I remember that rhyme. From YEARS ago. YEARS ago. YEARS. |
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f00m@nB@r
said @ 7:09am GMT on 9th Oct
You're old. |
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EPT
said @ 7:58am GMT on 9th Oct
YEARS. |
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granitewitch
said @ 7:14am GMT on 9th Oct
I heard this one as: Pity poor Joe we shall see him no more what he thought was H2O was H2SO4. |
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snowfox
said @ 5:09pm GMT on 9th Oct
+1 beat me to it |
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snowfox
said @ 5:27pm GMT on 9th Oct
Version I learned was slightly different, come to think of it. These are the first two lines of the version I learned. Johnny's father was a chemist Little Johnny is no more |
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wangcan0
said @ 11:57pm GMT on 9th Oct
My father is a chemist. Early lessons in our house included "if you don't know what a liquid is, have dad smell it" and "don't drink unlabeled liquids." Similarly, "if the door marked "Danger" is closed, don't open it." (most chemists leave their work at the office, but my mother is a potter, and made her own glazes. That's not something you want a four-year-old "helping" with) |
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sacrelicious
said @ 12:00am GMT on 10th Oct
I forget who's british and who's not around here, so please clarify: chemist as in he's a chemist, or chemist as in he works at a pharmacy? |
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damnit
said @ 7:22am GMT on 9th Oct
[Score:5 Funny]
two guys walk in the bar one guy ordered H2O the other guy said I want H2O too and the other guy died |
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sacrelicious
said @ 11:00am GMT on 9th Oct
death by bleach-blond esophagus. |
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EPT
said @ 7:57am GMT on 9th Oct
[Score:2 Underrated]
C'mon guys, this is the living definition of classy pron! |
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IronMahatma
said @ 10:42am GMT on 9th Oct
hardy hard hard |
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Starjump
said @ 4:04pm GMT on 9th Oct
My school was pretty shit comparitively... apart from a few games of "Nervous" in class time |
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