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Monday, 15 August 2011

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I needed an excuse to post Bachmann again. Did I win the Internets?

[humour] [by damnit@10:18pmGMT] [+8 Funny]

Comments

Chop-Logik said @ 10:52pm GMT on 15th Aug

Dioxin said @ 4:22am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:2]

lilmookieesquire said @ 10:54pm GMT on 15th Aug
I don't know if I'm angry or happy I'm not on here.

De_Wr0ng said @ 10:54pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:3 WTF]

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:08pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:1 Underrated]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodybuilding#Non_muscle-developing_methods

"Some bodybuilders, particularly at professional level, use substances such as "site enhancement oil", commonly known as synthol, to mimic the appearance of developed muscle where it may otherwise be disproportionate or lagging. This is known as "fluffing".[33][34] Synthol is 85% oil, 7.5% lidocain, and 7.5% alcohol.[33] It is not restricted, as it is ostensibly sold for topical use only, and many brands are available on the internet.[35] The use of injected oil to enhance muscle appearance had previously been used in the late 19th century before being abandoned due to health risks such as sclerosing lipogranuloma. Its use was revived more recently by bodybuilders.[36][37] Use can cause pulmonary embolisms, nerve damage, infections, stroke,[33] and the formation of oil-filled oleomas, cysts or ulcers in the muscle.[37][38][39] Sesame oil is often used, which can cause allergic reactions such as vasculitis.[40] An aesthetic issue is drooping of muscle under gravity.[35] Surgical methods are also often employed to remove steroid-related gynecomastia in male bodybuilders, and breast implants in female bodybuilders who wish to retain a feminine physique, which can be compromised in terms of breast reduction by intense dieting."

De_Wr0ng said @ 11:11pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:1 Underrated]
but, but, but, but, WHY!?!?!?

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:19pm GMT on 15th Aug
I don't know. I think it must be something you do slowly until you don't realize what's happened. Kind of like gaining 20 lbs over three years?

sherlock said @ 11:18pm GMT on 15th Aug
I will never understand body builders. They laugh at people like me who spend about 6 hours a week doing cardio -- "you'll kill your gains, brah!". They claim to be expert nutritionists, and demi-gods at the apex of health. Then they do shit like this, take steroids, and die of an embolism at age 22.

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:25pm GMT on 15th Aug
No, that's 4chan/fit/. I think there are a lot of body builders... well... I should say athletes... (I'm making a distinction between people that train for looks vs people who train for health/results) that do take decent care of themselves... but not these assholes.

This guy though... I have more respect for steroid users. I mean, they work out at least. This guy didn't even work out. He just pumped his muscles full of goo. It's... it's not even a work ethic.

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:27pm GMT on 15th Aug
(sorry if I'm overly sensitive. I lost a friend to steroids... He didn't die. He just went from being a genuinely nice drinking buddy to a self-centered-"no-homo"-gym-rat with a horrible case of narcissism.)

sherlock said @ 11:32pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
Oh I agree with you. I would never say that athletes are idiots, including those who spend a lot of time weightlifting. But body builders in particular, who see the game as changing the exterior possibly to the exclusion of or even to the detriment of cardiovascular health, athletic ability, or other aspects of health ...

kishi said @ 12:15am GMT on 16th Aug
There's a difference between athletes and body-builders, though. Athletes usually do take care of their body. Body builders look like their aiming to model for a Rob Liefeld drawing.

lilmookieesquire said @ 12:24am GMT on 16th Aug
Ya, I think what happened is I was starting to defend bodybuilders and realized I that I was thinking of athletes and that bodybuilders (by their definition?) are more about athletics than health/function... which kind of made me blather.

Point in case... bodybuilders tend to be ridiculous douches destroying their body while athletes tend to work out FOR health. I guess it's a form vs function thing.

My mistake was confusing athletes (who can spend a lot of time at the gym and lift a lot of weights) with body builders.

sherlock said @ 1:30am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:2 Funny]
What's wrong with wanting to look like this?

kishi said @ 2:00am GMT on 16th Aug
If nothing else, it must make it difficult to walk through a doorway, even sideways.

aomal said @ 2:34am GMT on 16th Aug
Or for him to see his penis

papango said @ 3:50am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
I'm pretty sure by the lack of bulge that he is rocking the mangina. Which is pretty hard to see at the best of times.

anagramophone said @ 5:34am GMT on 16th Aug
he's tucking!

papango said @ 8:24am GMT on 16th Aug
The clench of his jaw suggests he's holding it in through sheer willpower.

maryyugo said @ 2:32am GMT on 16th Aug
Tits or GTFO.

Supreme_Coconut said @ 3:00am GMT on 16th Aug
*sigh* Rob What-The-Fuck-Is-Anatomically-Correct Liefield.

structured_spirits said @ 3:18am GMT on 16th Aug
Tell me that wasn't actual artwork from a marvel comic, I assumed it was shitty fan art.

swiggy said @ 3:33am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:3 Funny]
I believe this is the usual link.

Supreme_Coconut said @ 5:07am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:2]
Or this image:

structured_spirits said @ 5:36pm GMT on 16th Aug
lol, any way my head tries to analyze that drawing, it makes no sense. If it's a side-profile then the left side of his body must be massively wider than his right side, and if it's a 3/4 angle then his head is attached to his right shoulder instead of the center line of his body where it belongs.

devilsad said @ 9:35pm GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Funny]
What you need to know is that Rob Liefeld draws comics in the same way that a deaf-mute does a radio talk show.

sherlock said @ 8:46pm GMT on 16th Aug
Every time I see this image I go into hysterics.

spazm said @ 9:32am GMT on 16th Aug
Oh wow!

I never heard of this guy, and it's been a while since I bought these superhero comics but this just might be a perfect reason to start buying them again!

swiggy said @ 11:35pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:1 Interesting]
the question on my mind: if you stab them, will they leak?

crom said @ 11:46pm GMT on 15th Aug
I'm pretty that works on regular muscles too.

damnit said @ 11:52pm GMT on 15th Aug
You accidentally the sure.

crom said @ 12:43am GMT on 16th Aug
I'm very pretty.

swiggy said @ 12:43am GMT on 16th Aug
rephrased:

will his chest leak blood, or the oil he inflated himself with?

flat_michael said @ 2:21am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Funny]
si!

Bob Denver said @ 2:48am GMT on 16th Aug
I think if you stab muscle it'll leak...if you stab those, they'll squirt...

noiseloop said @ 6:45am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Interesting]
No... They explode!

noiseloop said @ 6:47am GMT on 16th Aug
.. Actually, I wanted to post part 3...

mrklipp said @ 12:52am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Underrated]
Good lord, it looks like he is made of tumors.

damnit said @ 11:08pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:2]

damnit said @ 11:14pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:1 WTF]

De_Wr0ng said @ 11:21pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:5 Funny]

Chop-Logik said @ 11:58pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:5]

DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69 said @ 12:11am GMT on 16th Aug

structured_spirits said @ 12:19am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:5 WTF]

His name was Paul Robertson.

tickaz said @ 6:54am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
I turns out, after researching Paul Robertson, that I am aquainted with a few of his works. Oh, and that he is awesome.

sherlock said @ 1:34am GMT on 16th Aug
Why am I so turned on by this? I should have realized the Internet would do me no good as soon as I found Stileproject.com when I was 12 years old.

probertson said @ 4:47am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:2]

Supreme_Coconut said @ 5:08am GMT on 16th Aug
Praise Jesus!

structured_spirits said @ 8:16pm GMT on 16th Aug
needs moar penis

swiggy said @ 5:35am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
You just gave madtamp like, a thousand boners.

spazm said @ 9:33am GMT on 16th Aug
...and me.

Fwee said @ 1:48pm GMT on 16th Aug
Is it bad that I know what pokemon this is based on?

It is Deino-Zwelious-Hydreigon (I had to look that up to remember the names though).

damnit said @ 4:46pm GMT on 16th Aug
It's like one of the starter Pokemon for Black and White, right?

taraearth said @ 5:20am GMT on 17th Aug
Dear god, give me this link.

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:21pm GMT on 15th Aug
It makes me sad how the guys muscles aren't even moving when he bends his arms...

I mean, it might work in a club to pick up on girls (they touch his arm, it's hard etc) but jesus... I really worry about that guy's health more than anything else*

*expect the chance he breeds. Please don't breed.

swiggy said @ 11:23pm GMT on 15th Aug
2011's "my pussy's so hot," i guess.

f00m@nB@r said @ 3:04am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:3]

swiggy said @ 3:25am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Funny]
yesthat

ComposerNate said @ 9:14am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 WTF]
I just woke from a dream where I was chasing a werewolf returning to its home in human form, and it went to the White House, and it was Joe Biden, then he chased me.

f00m@nB@r said @ 12:37am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:2 Interesting]
http://www.datapointed.net/visualizations/color/crayola-crayon-chart-bow/

gunthar said @ 3:56am GMT on 16th Aug

aomal said @ 4:03am GMT on 16th Aug
Thank you, I can now have nightmares of this chasing me to stomp my head in.

nFiend said @ 3:33pm GMT on 17th Aug
Then, probably, this will freak you out too.

f00m@nB@r said @ 4:00am GMT on 16th Aug

DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69 said @ 4:24am GMT on 16th Aug
I can guarantee you she wouldn't enjoy that.

But I would.

MindNinja said @ 4:40am GMT on 16th Aug
If one were to input the Konami code, I wonder if she would gain an ass upgrade (in addition to 30 lives and a spread-shot gun).

anagramophone said @ 4:41am GMT on 16th Aug
the buttons are all in the wrong places

themanwhoeatslettus said @ 5:14am GMT on 16th Aug
I would just pause the game all the time

damnit said @ 5:18am GMT on 16th Aug
I think I can hit both select and start every time and reset her.

dethduck said @ 1:04pm GMT on 16th Aug [Score:3 Funny]
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start, Anal.

conga said @ 7:53am GMT on 16th Aug

manbaby said @ 12:22pm GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
What's Hitler doing in that picture?

Supreme_Coconut said @ 12:58pm GMT on 16th Aug
Well, it is a Republican gathering.

Hugh E. said @ 3:24pm GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Funny]
Eating a corndog.

structured_spirits said @ 11:02pm GMT on 16th Aug
Do you mean this guy? Or the one in the background?

maryyugo said @ 4:36pm GMT on 16th Aug
A Ronald Reagan clone attempt? Gone wrong?

epease said @ 8:11pm GMT on 16th Aug
Foot-longs were not $6.00 back in the day. It's a corn damn namit why is it $6.00?

damnit said @ 4:47pm GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Funny]

ComposerNate said @ 7:04pm GMT on 16th Aug [Score:2 WTF]

structured_spirits said @ 8:15pm GMT on 16th Aug [Score:5 Funny]
These happy days are your and my Happy Days!

damnit said @ 10:07pm GMT on 16th Aug

damnit said @ 10:08pm GMT on 16th Aug

nFiend said @ 3:35pm GMT on 17th Aug
Michele Bachmann is hot.

granitewitch said @ 1:57pm GMT on 18th Aug