Sensible Erection | Arnie Shtupped Housekeeper Who Proceeded to Have Offspring, Now 10+ Years Old

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

Arnie Shtupped Housekeeper Who Proceeded to Have Offspring, Now 10+ Years Old

quote [ Shriver moved out of the family's Brentwood mansion earlier this year, after Schwarzenegger acknowledged the paternity. The staff member worked for the family for 20 years, retiring in January. ]

I just wanted the excuse to use the word "schtupped," I'll admit it.

[politics] [by assbastard@7:27amGMT] [+10 Interesting]

Comments

Barnabas_Truman said @ 7:41am GMT on 17th May
Shtupped or schtupped? Make up your mind already!

assbastard said @ 8:06am GMT on 17th May
Both are acceptable.

willrogers said @ 9:08am GMT on 17th May
Yeah, but usually people just take one version and stick with it.

assbastard said @ 9:23am GMT on 17th May
I like being different. Wouldn't you like to bee differint?

theolypse said @ 1:01am GMT on 18th May
Have you ever bin expereinsd?

Krutz said @ 9:42am GMT on 17th May
Don't you mean 'schtick?'

todde said @ 9:58am GMT on 17th May
Not according the Maria

Ed McMahon's Ghost said @ 10:01am GMT on 17th May
HIYOOOO!

todde said @ 10:14am GMT on 18th May
That wasn't housekeeping.
It was shtoop labor

moriati said @ 7:41am GMT on 17th May
Shtupp you will be my phrase du jours this week. Last weeks was 'fuckeulogy' coined by John Oliver post-OBL in his weekly podcast with Andy ZaltzmanThe Bugle, which by the away I highly recommend to all Sensible Erectioneers.

assbastard said @ 8:07am GMT on 17th May
We prefer to be called SEmen.

moriati said @ 9:06am GMT on 17th May [Score:2]
Eternal FSM, strong to save,
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave,
Who bidd'st the mighty internet deep
Its own appointed limits keep;
Oh, hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in peril on SE

KingPellinore said @ 12:35pm GMT on 17th May
SExy Losers

pleaides said @ 7:49am GMT on 17th May
+1 'schtupped'

Krutz said @ 9:42am GMT on 17th May [Score:1 Funny]

granitewitch said @ 2:30pm GMT on 17th May
Damn I miss Madeline Kahn...

Fox News said @ 12:43pm GMT on 17th May [Score:2 Funny]
Man, you really can't trust those godless Democr...oh, nevermind. Nothing to see here.

erich wiess said @ 1:07pm GMT on 17th May

KingPellinore said @ 1:11pm GMT on 17th May [Score:2 Insightful]
How many years before the kid gets kidnapped, forcing Arnold to shoot his way through a small South American dictatorship?

phouka1916 said @ 1:31pm GMT on 17th May
I'd pay to see that. Oh wait, I think as a teenager I did...never mind.

Excited Corpse said @ 2:26pm GMT on 17th May
Bumzen!!!

satanspenis666 said @ 2:42pm GMT on 17th May

Nostrildamus said @ 3:10pm GMT on 17th May
What was wiess saying about whoremongers?

I guess he should be happy this Republican was plooking a live human woman. Step in the right direction for Repuke politicians. And it was consensual! Astonishing.

Omegaphobic said @ 9:58pm GMT on 17th May
Weeeellll.... it was 'consensual' in that she presumably didn't kick, scream and try to escape, but the fact is that he's a large, strong, educated man who was paying her wages at the time this took place, and she was a domestic servant.

maryyugo said @ 12:42am GMT on 18th May
Geez. It's jun ordinary run of the mill adultery. No need to make it into class warfare and the need for a socialist or libertarian state!

maryyugo said @ 12:42am GMT on 18th May
jun=just

theolypse said @ 1:02am GMT on 18th May
I think he was making it into statutory rape, actually.

Barnabas_Truman said @ 1:07am GMT on 18th May
Whoa, so people who complain about employers having relationships with their employees are socialists now?

Omegaphobic said @ 8:22am GMT on 18th May
Well, you know me... always frothing about... class warfare...

chold_numa said @ 9:02am GMT on 18th May
Well, it *is* the rich fucking the poor.

pleaides said @ 10:45am GMT on 18th May
Hang on, isn't he like 5 foot 6?

KingPellinore said @ 12:07pm GMT on 18th May
His official listed height is about 6'-1", but there's speculation he constantly wears lifts.

spookyliz said @ 4:36pm GMT on 17th May
anyone else remember this article? http://www.brianflemming.org/archives/000300.html

sacrelicious said @ 5:57pm GMT on 17th May [Score:1 Insightful]
you don't cheat on a Kennedy! Kennedys cheat on you! that's how it works!

KingPellinore said @ 10:55pm GMT on 17th May
Schwarzeneggr hat seine Kleinemacherfrau geschtupt.

foobar said @ 11:13pm GMT on 17th May
"I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time," the statement concluded. "While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not. "

A spokesman for the former first lady said she had no comment.

Stay classy, paparazzi.

kdog2112 said @ 11:15pm GMT on 17th May
Shriver better run and take her half of Arnies $$ before the Nanny gets HER chunk.

maryyugo said @ 1:04am GMT on 18th May

atter_cob said @ 1:34am GMT on 18th May
Hey, I want [naked] pics of the house keeper....

* (The Asshole FKA Morris) said @ 1:43am GMT on 18th May
Kennedy wannabe ...

balzac said @ 4:48am GMT on 18th May