Tuesday, 18 January 2011 SE:cret Santa quote [ i got mine. freakin' awesome! drinkies and metal balls: what's not to love? thanks, sensible santa! ] Post 'em if you got 'em! And if you haven't got them yet, let us know so I can appropriately shame those that deserve it! Follow up to this. [by benjamander@1:41amGMT] [+10 Good]

-_- said @ 1:54am GMT on 18th Jan None for me :( But Cathy got hers from me :D

Baron said @ 2:03am GMT on 18th Jan Nothing for me either. Sent mine out almost two weeks ago.

IBM said @ 2:06am GMT on 18th Jan haven't got mine yet. Sent mine out from amazon.com directly so good chance it got there.

IBM said @ 12:07am GMT on 19th Jan [Score:1 Informative] UPDATE YAY POSSUM TAIL!

Baron said @ 11:48pm GMT on 22nd Jan Hahahaha, choking hazard on the capgun. Like a parent would let their child put that thing in their mouths...oh wait...

cRaZySoB said @ 2:09am GMT on 18th Jan Sending mine out tomorrow night, sorry for the delay, whoever you may be.

cRaZySoB said @ 2:13am GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Interesting] As for what I have received, it has its own website, so take a look at the video. It's a very cool gift, even my daughter loves it. http://www.theneocube.com/

madfishmonger said @ 4:04am GMT on 18th Jan That thing is rad!

mjteegarden said @ 2:43am GMT on 18th Jan Got mine. A butterfly-knife-style pen and a Shocking Pen from ThinkGeek. At the moment, I have no image-recording technology (sob!), so in lieu, visit these ThinkGeek sites. (Note: I will not be held responsible if you end up spending money at this website.) http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/b6e6/ http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/a4f4/

gm1970 said @ 4:34pm GMT on 18th Jan Do you like them?

mjteegarden said @ 1:28am GMT on 19th Jan Meh. The butterfly pen writes well enough, but isn't constructed in true "butterfly"-style. It's still intact, though, and works. However, the shocking pen broke after one use and spring-exploded little parts everywhere. :)

gm1970 said @ 5:22am GMT on 19th Jan I suppose it exploding in your hand is kinda shocking. The butterfly pen looked fun, though.

clumsy_juggler said @ 2:44am GMT on 18th Jan I received "The Black Lizard Big Book of Pulps" which is greatly appreciated. As a mystery reader this will get a lot of use.

Asscheeks Akimbo said @ 7:35pm GMT on 18th Jan I'm glad that your gift won't leave you in limbo. Enjoy it my friend. Love, Asscheeks Akimbo.

underdog said @ 2:56am GMT on 18th Jan After heated emails mine should be sent out today or tomorrow. Rest assured the recipient will be pants wettingly pleased (I fucking hope) I didn't get nothing though :(

underdog said @ 2:56am GMT on 19th Jan Date Ordered: Tuesday 21 December, 2010 The comments for your order are: Hi [redacted] Sorry about the delay in getting back to you but the [redacted] have been on an extended holiday. The [redacted] is currently being [redacted] and we expect to have [redacted] early next week for dispatch Cheers Bruce Your order has been updated to the following status. New status: Processing "early next week" is this week...still nothing. Am getting growly now.

EPT said @ 7:57am GMT on 19th Jan Call them up and ask to speak to [redacted]!

underdog said @ 10:24am GMT on 19th Jan I did. I told him he was a great big greasy dog's [redacted]. Then he hung up.

underdog said @ 11:36pm GMT on 19th Jan Turns out the guy's an idiot. Spoke to someone else and it was sent on the 14th, so should arrive anytime.

half said @ 3:43am GMT on 18th Jan my secret santa send me an amazon gift card. with I bought the last book of Stéphane Hessel and Les Contemplations, a poem book of Victor Hugo. yeah, rock'n roll !

half said @ 6:47am GMT on 18th Jan and according to usps, the gift I send was delivered in OH on 12/27.

spazm said @ 3:50am GMT on 18th Jan What, christmas is not in january? Oh ffs! I'm gonna send it tomorrow! Promised!

spazm said @ 4:56pm GMT on 18th Jan And feeling of guilt present is sent! As for what SEcret Santa gave me, I received these really fun magnet balls to play with! Thank you SEcret Santa, I love them!

jhvh1 said @ 5:21pm GMT on 18th Jan SE and magnets. think we are stuck in a rut. not that there is anything wrong with magnets.

spazm said @ 5:32pm GMT on 18th Jan Personally I find magnets very attractive.

DirtyBirdy said @ 9:34pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Funny] Not actual candy.

DirtyBirdy said @ 9:35pm GMT on 18th Jan Not actual candy.

DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69 said @ 1:18am GMT on 19th Jan That's... not a lot of iron.

f00m@nB@r said @ 1:24am GMT on 19th Jan ironic?

benjamander said @ 2:05am GMT on 19th Jan It's enough

f00m@nB@r said @ 5:34pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:2] HOW DO THEY WORK?!?

spite48 said @ 9:37pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:3 Informative] It is very simple. A magnet is an object which have been enchanted by a wizard. Wood cannot be enchanted because it is beloved by faeries. Electromagnets are coils which are possessed by dormant dead wizards who can be awoken by electricity.

madfishmonger said @ 4:03am GMT on 18th Jan Damn, I didn't know about this. I can send some fun stuff to someone if anyone still wants presents. I want presents!

f00m@nB@r said @ 5:17am GMT on 18th Jan i never noticed your 4-digit userid till now.

lalanda said @ 6:57pm GMT on 18th Jan What does a 4-digit user ID mean?

jhvh1 said @ 7:05pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Original] we are better than 5 digit user IDs. we got special decoder rings.

Ankylosaur said @ 8:37pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Insightful] You Deltas think you're sooooo hot, but where would you be without us Epsilons to do all the hard work while you go see the feelies and play orgy porgy?

Asscheeks Akimbo said @ 10:08pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Funny] I'd agree if fuckin' JOECAM didn't wreck the damn curve like he do.

DirtyBirdy said @ 9:36pm GMT on 18th Jan Jx dmue ga! hahahahah! we sure did!

madfishmonger said @ 7:27pm GMT on 21st Jan Mine has the Green Hornet logo!

kishi said @ 4:03am GMT on 22nd Jan Mine shoots lasers.

lalanda said @ 9:50pm GMT on 18th Jan Oddly, madfishmonger joined the day before I did.

madfishmonger said @ 7:26pm GMT on 21st Jan I done been here forevs.

kishi said @ 4:36am GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Insightful] I got a load of regrets that I didn't sign up for this. =(

castlelogical said @ 4:45am GMT on 18th Jan Ditto, even if no-one knows me here.

eskimonoise said @ 5:15am GMT on 18th Jan Same here, I must have been outside having a smoke when this one happened.

v21 said @ 8:09pm GMT on 18th Jan me four.

benjamander said @ 1:58am GMT on 19th Jan I'll make sure to PM you when next year's goes up, probably earlyish November just to make sure everyone has time.

oddzer said @ 4:56am GMT on 18th Jan I got delayed in sending mine -- It'll be out soon! Sorry!

michaelofoz said @ 5:18am GMT on 18th Jan Got a glow in the dark light bulb thing from thinkgeek. I was so confused at first. Why does a light bulb need to glow in the dark? But its a good night light for the bathroom. Sent mine out about a week before christmas. It wasn't 20 dollars, but with shipping it came to about 55 so I feel fine.

EPT said @ 6:08am GMT on 18th Jan Yeah, that international shipping ain't cheap from here, eh? Next year I might buy something from somewhere local to the recipient and get them to ship it direct :)

f00m@nB@r said @ 5:18am GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Underrated] the quote is from me

foobar said @ 5:51am GMT on 18th Jan Buckyballs are teh fun. Someone gave me some too.

Baron said @ 2:41am GMT on 19th Jan Glad you enjoyed them! (not from me)

DirtyBirdy said @ 2:04am GMT on 8th Feb Glad you enjoyed them (they WERE from me!)

leezurd said @ 6:07am GMT on 18th Jan So... The box for shipping is bigger than what I bought, so, I was looking for something to "pad" it with, but got sidetracked with having to get the wife a new phone, and of course the PS3 purchase kept me busy for the latter part of the evening...and, well... OK. I get it. I'll try and ship it first thing tomorrow. :( PS: I haven't gotten mine yet, either. :P

f00m@nB@r said @ 6:08am GMT on 18th Jan get the wife a new phone so, that's what they call it, nowadays.

underdog said @ 9:47am GMT on 18th Jan Heh... "wife" Yeah, right.

EPT said @ 6:05am GMT on 19th Jan leez! check your PMS!

EPT said @ 6:05am GMT on 19th Jan s/S/s/

DirtyBirdy said @ 6:09am GMT on 18th Jan I got mine!! It was this movie!! Thanks, Sensible Santa!!!!

Baron said @ 2:40am GMT on 19th Jan pix or it didnt happen. A movie trailer aint gonna cut it bucko!

DirtyBirdy said @ 3:31am GMT on 19th Jan I'm on it!

harrisonicus said @ 6:13am GMT on 18th Jan I got two packages of these: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/b2c2/ I've been opening one every two days and sticking them on my fridge. Super fun!

DirtyBirdy said @ 6:17am GMT on 18th Jan [Score:5] Thanks for setting this up, Benjamander! Fun stuff!

nitromaniac said @ 6:59am GMT on 18th Jan Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid. I think somebody might have done some research into me because I can't seem to go through a page of this book without wanting to immediately have a wank session. Thanks Sensible Santa!!!!!

nuc said @ 10:18am GMT on 18th Jan awesome book! Also, his Metamagical Themas are recommended reading for those that wank to GEB. \m/

jhvh1 said @ 1:54pm GMT on 18th Jan GREAT BOOK

al_ said @ 7:24am GMT on 18th Jan I haven't received mine yet but I also haven't mailed mine yet!! Full time work + full time grad school = yuk. I promise I will get that shit mailed this week!

Narrenschiff said @ 7:26am GMT on 18th Jan I got a collection of texas soft drinks and some bbq sauce from texas! and a texas quarter! TEXAS TEXAS it was awesome! and I feel like it's from snowfox, but i'm not sure.

CapnSilver said @ 8:08am GMT on 18th Jan I, too, am still waiting. I have pictures of the gift I sent out though, if it comes to that.

CapnSilver said @ 9:10pm GMT on 22nd Jan WHERE'S MY STUFF??

left handed bear sleeve said @ 9:04am GMT on 18th Jan Man, now I feel like an ass for stressing out about not sending my gift out (which I did over 2 weeks ago, but its going overseas) but now, I suppose I shouldn't have worried so much. I haven't checked my mail in a while so there could be some secret santa business all up in that shit.

underdog said @ 9:35am GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Funny] I have read your comment 5 times and still can't figure out why it's giving me a semi.

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:23am GMT on 18th Jan [Score:5 Funny] Man, now I feel like an ass for stressing out about not sending my gift out (which I did over 2 weeks ago, but its going overseas) but now, I suppose I shouldn't have worried so much. I haven't checked my mail in a while so there could be some secret santa business all up in that shit. g I want you so bad.

underdog said @ 11:35am GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Informative] Beer out my nose!

spazm said @ 12:04pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Insightful] Can I have it?

underdog said @ 12:23pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Informative] Well I was leaning forwards trying to read the small print, so it kind of went all over the keyboard and now it's all a mixture of beer and snot, and probably a whole lot of jizz. Definitely a whole lot of jizz.

spazm said @ 7:13pm GMT on 18th Jan Ah I see. And I'll skip.

lilmookieesquire said @ 10:57pm GMT on 19th Jan Try it over salad?

lilmookieesquire said @ 12:11pm GMT on 18th Jan ;)

Dioxin said @ 7:57pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Underrated] worst gift ever

left handed bear sleeve said @ 5:55pm GMT on 18th Jan nice.

lilmookieesquire said @ 3:11pm GMT on 19th Jan [Score:1 Insightful] It was obvious really...

f00m@nB@r said @ 6:28pm GMT on 18th Jan ??

EPT said @ 6:07am GMT on 19th Jan That's a little beyond the set budget, but fair enough.

moriati said @ 10:58am GMT on 18th Jan Nothing from my SEcret Santa yet, I sent mine first week of Jan (UK to Canada post ... so probably should have arrived by now, but not sure).

Sherlock Holmes said @ 11:47am GMT on 18th Jan Ah, Moriati. From that singular inane throw away comment it is entirely plausible that if One was, in fact, of the Canadian persuasion One might deduce that you could, in fact, be One's Secret Santa...What say you, Moriati?

moriati said @ 1:05pm GMT on 18th Jan Curses! Once again you foil my nefarious scheme ... unless of course I am using an anonymous remailing service located in Ottawa. I'm not ... it's a fair cop Guv'nor.

DirtyBirdy said @ 1:13am GMT on 19th Jan And from yours we can deduct that you might be the Secret Canadian who mailed to New Jersey!!

TheCooler said @ 1:40pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:5 Funny] Face sent me some lube and a vibrator. I didn't even sign up for the secret santa or give him my address

-_- said @ 7:48pm GMT on 14th Feb Just make sure you're wearing them when I come to visit ;D

jhvh1 said @ 1:58pm GMT on 18th Jan pics of what I got will be posted just as soon as I can find a USB cable. will hunt one down after I have a cup of the super yummy coffee I got from my SS.

jhvh1 said @ 6:17pm GMT on 18th Jan soooo.... who wants to remind me how the hell to put pics here?

underdog said @ 6:20pm GMT on 18th Jan You gots to put them on photobucket or similar first, then post the html code

jhvh1 said @ 6:28pm GMT on 18th Jan yeah, got em at photobucket. just am an idiot as to next step. unsure how to make individual pics appear here etc etc.

underdog said @ 6:43pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Informative] Lilmookie is here to show you

jhvh1 said @ 7:10pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Informative] thank you Mookie and Underdog. I wanna hump your legs. non stop.

lilmookieesquire said @ 2:52am GMT on 19th Jan <3

f00m@nB@r said @ 6:27pm GMT on 18th Jan upload to http://imgur.com/

jhvh1 said @ 6:54pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Good] okay, if this fails, well, don't care, I tried: all the pics, on diff host, includes the original Obleena and my baby Piglet, for those that may care

jhvh1 said @ 6:54pm GMT on 18th Jan well fuck me running

jhvh1 said @ 6:56pm GMT on 18th Jan pic post fail or not, I LOVE what I got! best coffee I have had in years! YEARS! also, the highlighters came in handy when the dog was asleep.

spite48 said @ 6:11am GMT on 19th Jan I like the look of your bird. I wish I could touch it.

jhvh1 said @ 8:26am GMT on 19th Jan he is a soft, lovable little shit.

crom said @ 3:17am GMT on 20th Jan Pics of the highlighted dog?

gm1970 said @ 4:53pm GMT on 18th Jan [Score:1 Underrated] Thank you benjamander for doing this, it was fun! My SE Santa got me the Loompanics edition of the Principia Discordia, which I wanted but did not have (I have the Steve Jackson edition), and a set of cool Discordian stickers that say: Warning! This Object Does Not Exist. I am apparently the only person in the US to have these stickers. Thank you, Anon Discordian Santa! Thumbnails:

jhvh1 said @ 5:22pm GMT on 18th Jan I want those stickers.

f00m@nB@r said @ 5:33pm GMT on 18th Jan what's the difference between the editions?

gm1970 said @ 7:20pm GMT on 18th Jan Mainly who got the money when you bought them, and some editions have material not in others because stuff's been added between the different printings. I mainly wanted the Loompanic version because it combines stuff from the 4th and 5th editions, and Loompanic is, sadly, no longer in business. Anyone who wants to can publish an edition of the Principia as it's Copyleft, and just depending on the publisher there can be new gems. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principia_Discordia

dreamingzephyr said @ 5:33pm GMT on 18th Jan

leezurd said @ 7:22am GMT on 19th Jan HEY! ...wait. YEAH! Wait...what?

cb361 said @ 6:03pm GMT on 18th Jan Still waiting, but that's probably just karma because I didn't post mine till last week.

badgerbaiter said @ 6:49pm GMT on 18th Jan I goit this: Still trying to master the bloody thing!!! THANKS SE:CRET SANTA!!!! i love you and will always love you!!!

jhvh1 said @ 7:09pm GMT on 18th Jan masturbatory trainer?

badgerbaiter said @ 9:34pm GMT on 18th Jan AS if I need any help in that department!!

badgerbaiter said @ 7:26pm GMT on 18th Jan And yes... I also gave magnets... Under the impression that I would be totally fucking original.

TheLittlestNihilist said @ 7:32pm GMT on 18th Jan Is it wrong of me to wish he handed it off to a small child when he got that thing really going?

sythe said @ 11:45pm GMT on 18th Jan Ha ha that was ME! Can I just say that very little cool can be shipped to your location?

badgerbaiter said @ 3:38pm GMT on 19th Jan Hey!! Thanks, my daughter got the hang of it in the end though. Yeah, we suffer from a lack of cool here!! But you managed none the less... *HUGZEZ*

Djonn Doh! said @ 9:04pm GMT on 18th Jan I see from the comments mine has arrived to it's giftee. I'm eagerly checking my mail everyday since I'm told it was sent last week. If my Santa is who I suspect he might be, it shouldn't take too long to arrive :-D

nuc said @ 8:49am GMT on 20th Jan same here - it's great to see how a cursory glance at the recipient's posts/comments/profile, a few thoughts and a fistful of postage stamps can be combined to make somebody's day/week/month. (I also find it curious how difficult I find it to keep quiet now that I know it has arrived and is appreciated.. being a secret Santa turns out to be hard-ish ;) )

Stension said @ 10:43pm GMT on 18th Jan Didn't get anything :(

Stension said @ 10:45pm GMT on 18th Jan Still haven't sent anything out though either! Just got back to school from break, will be going to the post office soon.

Jack Blue said @ 11:04pm GMT on 18th Jan I've been traveling and moving to a new town. I've gotten the gift now, but I'll send it as soon as I can. Sorry whoever not gotten yours. The one I got was awesome, I'll post pictures when I have time.

CapnSilver said @ 7:16am GMT on 20th Jan Not just awesome, but super ultra awesome

Jack Blue said @ 4:22pm GMT on 20th Jan Imortally ragingly awesome.

sythe said @ 9:53pm GMT on 19th Jan Got a couple of t-shirts and some "THIS SUCKS" buttons from my SS today. It's as if they read my mind. Thanks!

nitromaniac said @ 5:21am GMT on 20th Jan You're welcome!

Baron said @ 5:59pm GMT on 20th Jan Okay, so my Secret Santa gift arrived, but the postal worker left a pick-up slip inside my box, for a "Baron Fraser" Baron's not my real first name. Hopefully I can explain this to the post office when I go to pick this up. Pics will be posted

nuc said @ 7:07pm GMT on 20th Jan bring a couple of pages worth of SE printouts by means of identification. you'll be fine.

Sherlock Holmes again said @ 7:29pm GMT on 20th Jan So, one could deduce that Fraser is your real last name. A lemon entry.

Baron said @ 8:47pm GMT on 20th Jan That's okay, this isn't 4chan. I trust you guys ...most of you, some I don't at all...you know who you are

Baron said @ 11:28pm GMT on 20th Jan Okay... THANK YOU to my Secret Santa...but didn't we all agree on a $20 limit, not a $500 lmit? I feel like I shouldn't accept this, but I will. I will post pictures soon, but here's a clue: One ring to rule them all. Yup, that. Again, thank you very much, whomever you are

Lord of the Barnyard said @ 1:38pm GMT on 21st Jan PO box rules are limited by Nazis. I don't want to give my real name out to certain internet retailers - I have a couple of fake-o names which is hilarious to follow whom they sold my address to. But Postmaster Timmy Tims gets a snitch up butt every time my number shows up on mail with a different name. It's much easier with a consistent mail carrier and a mailbox. My penpal and I used to send letters from Hitler to Mao. Who the fuck cares, the address is right - just send the fucking thing.

papango said @ 12:27am GMT on 22nd Jan You postman can't imagine a world in which two different people might share a box? Or an address? What a fucking retard.

half said @ 12:58am GMT on 22nd Jan .. or a cup ?

Baron said @ 7:59pm GMT on 3rd Feb So I got a Lord of the Rings Ring, valued at an extremely expensive dollar ammount. What happened to the 20 dollar cap? And can the secret santa that Got me this item PM me so I can thank you personally? No luck from benjamander here, he refuses to give me that info :P

graham said @ 5:54am GMT on 4th Feb regifted?

nuc said @ 6:25am GMT on 21st Jan yay! I gots me a strongman corkscrew and a tin of cthulhu mints, wrapped in a classy biohazard specimen bag, the whole lot in a ripped-open and resealed USPS envelope and accompanied by a stern leaflet on receiving goods from third-party countries (er?), courtesy of my friends at customs in Germany. (I guess they were waiting on spider returns.) I'll get a picture up soon-ish.

nuc said @ 11:02am GMT on 23rd Jan alright, who stole my bluetooth cable? (I'll be posting pix any day now.. really I am!)

left handed bear sleeve said @ 9:09pm GMT on 23rd Jan I'm glad you liked your gift! I was so worried they wouldn't let it in the country and/or it would have gotten lost. I'm pretty much riddled with anxiety when it comes to gifts and the mail. So, yay!

Lord of the Barnyard said @ 1:29pm GMT on 21st Jan I dids't receive a Dr McCoy Star Trek figurine in very dusty original packaging. I haven't decided if it will ever come out of the package or not. The gift is slightly creepy, as my last name is McCoy - but I'm fairly confident I haven't much advertised that - I'm sure some internet research will lead you to that conclusion, but still.

Lord of the Barnyard said @ 3:00pm GMT on 21st Jan My SS informs me that I gave my name through PM to benjamander. Duh.

Djonn Doh! said @ 12:25pm GMT on 22nd Jan Got it! Like any decent car in the UK, it's got a Stig driving it (I can tell he's the real deal because he hasn't said a word yet). Apparently smaller Stigs aren't quite as good at driving as full-sized ones but I'm sure he'll get better at it! Thank you not-quite-secret Santa!

epease said @ 4:35pm GMT on 23rd Jan I got an awesome Amazon.com card !! Its great for spreading jelly on toast; has a sharp enough edge for slicing garlic; and I've heard I can actually use it on Amazon for purchases ~ $20.00 Thanks Santa !!!!!

f00m@nB@r said @ 9:16pm GMT on 23rd Jan I can't believe no one got an Aneros.

graham said @ 7:24pm GMT on 24th Jan Got it, and going to use it this weekend on the mountain :D

graham said @ 7:27pm GMT on 24th Jan and now in focus! Uploaded with ImageShack.us

CapnSilver said @ 6:31am GMT on 1st Feb I WANT MAH STUFF

EPT said @ 6:37am GMT on 1st Feb Yeah, you think it'd be easy to get stuff to Down Under. Just let it go and our postal workers will catch it with a net as it falls by.

CapnSilver said @ 9:20am GMT on 1st Feb That's how gravity works, right?

Excited Corpse said @ 3:28pm GMT on 1st Feb [Score:1 Underrated] Where's my STUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF???????????????????

Red Friend said @ 2:56pm GMT on 2nd Feb really...where is his stuff?

Jewbacchus said @ 12:17am GMT on 2nd Feb [Score:1 Underrated] I AGREE.

graham said @ 5:48am GMT on 2nd Feb sent D:

nuc said @ 7:51am GMT on 2nd Feb SAY WHAT?

half said @ 2:03pm GMT on 2nd Feb happy christmas ?

graham said @ 4:16pm GMT on 2nd Feb hur hur hur

graham said @ 4:08pm GMT on 11th Feb *wait for a lobom arrival*

f00m@nB@r said @ 5:11pm GMT on 11th Feb bend over.

cRaZySoB said @ 11:00pm GMT on 2nd Feb Takin their sweet ass time... Don't they know I already sent it late enough as it is? Doesn't the post office care? :| 2011/02/02 05:15 10011,USA Item has been received at the delivery office in the destination country 2011/01/27 14:17 International item released from Customs to Foreign Postal Administration 10:58 Item has been sent to customs in the destination country 03:50 International item arrived in destination country 01:45 International shipment has arrived in the destination country 2011/01/26 03:36 International item has left Canada 2011/01/24 18:51 EDMONTON Item processed at postal facility 2011/01/22 14:38 EDMONTON Item accepted at the Post Office

graham said @ 2:14am GMT on 3rd Feb you and your tracking...

cRaZySoB said @ 3:33am GMT on 3rd Feb Yet another Alberta Advantage......

graham said @ 2:13pm GMT on 3rd Feb You and your cheap cheap booze :(

cRaZySoB said @ 4:11am GMT on 3rd Feb 2011/02/02 14:39 Item on hold at postal facility to verify address of recipient

cRaZySoB said @ 10:25pm GMT on 11th Feb [Score:1 Insightful] 2011/02/03 09:54 Item successfully delivered. Well, I guess my recipient got my gift already. No mention about it, maybe he/she doesn't like it. :|

Ifrit said @ 4:30am GMT on 3rd Feb I sent mine about 2 weeks ago. My gift is not very fun but I was browsing a hipster store and it seemed like I needed to get something stupid. I hope my heartfelt card makes up for it.

CapnSilver said @ 6:33am GMT on 11th Feb [Score:2 WTF] I have resigned myself to it not arriving.

kishi said @ 6:08am GMT on 12th Feb I feel there should be a public shaming.

CapnSilver said @ 6:06am GMT on 16th Feb I just assume they meant me. But I've resigned myself to not getting an SE santa, regardless of sender.

-_- said @ 7:42pm GMT on 14th Feb I received my gift :D Twas a bondage kit and a vibrating cock ring :D All of the finest quality and consideration ;D Apparently the package arrived Jan 17 but I didn't receive a notice (or it blew away) so I wound up getting it from the post office a few days ago when I was there for other things. It was a welcome surprise :)

half said @ 1:28pm GMT on 15th Feb pix plz.

graham said @ 3:27pm GMT on 15th Feb So at what point do you message your secret santaee to see if they got your gift?

f00m@nB@r said @ 3:51pm GMT on 15th Feb you can massage them any time as long as there's a happy ending.

moriati said @ 8:40pm GMT on 15th Feb delicious cloudberry jam arrived today from Sweden, toast tomorrow morning for me. cheers muchly

spazm said @ 11:46am GMT on 18th Feb I wonder if my gift arrived. Overseas can take ages, or transform into a black hole, who knows?

Jewbacchus said @ 12:19am GMT on 22nd Feb I would still like my gift.

EPT said @ 7:10am GMT on 22nd Feb I, too, had to go without.

f00m@nB@r said @ 1:06pm GMT on 22nd Feb :(

graham said @ 4:55pm GMT on 22nd Feb I got amazonian confirmation, so as long as he (pretty sure it's a he?) is in town.....................

Ifrit said @ 5:34pm GMT on 23rd Feb My gift arrived! But I'm too sick to walk to the post office to pick it up. I'll post a pic once I have it.

Jewbacchus said @ 4:54am GMT on 15th Mar I think Benjamander siphoned off a portion of the gifts. Or just mine. Or someone decided Jews don't deserve present from santa.

ComposerNate said @ 9:56am GMT on 15th Mar Try praying to another god? Rotate until reaching positive results. Post findings.

half said @ 11:00am GMT on 15th Mar this whole thing is not related to god. I don't believe in any and had a present from my SSanta. but I think apathy was a key factor in your case.

Jewbacchus said @ 11:10pm GMT on 15th Mar I care very deeply.

graham said @ 1:04am GMT on 7th Nov again?

half said @ 5:02am GMT on 8th Nov seconded !

half said @ 6:26pm GMT on 11th Nov ... ok. with only two participants this will be pretty easy.

graham said @ 10:10pm GMT on 11th Nov *goes to costco and buys a vat of astroglide*

half said @ 12:53am GMT on 12th Nov *goes to save on food and buys a cucumber*

papango said @ 7:03am GMT on 12th Nov [Score:2 Good] I'd be happy to organise it (assuming this isn't just a you and graham thing and I should but out of your moment), if organisation is required.

graham said @ 5:27pm GMT on 12th Nov yaya you. YOU! you

A friend said @ 10:14am GMT on 15th Nov HO HO HO

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