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Wednesday, 18 August 2010
quote [ this is why ComicsNix is truly the best of the best and we love him -- just try and count all the errors in that one sentence. It's incredible. And you know what's more incredible? The fact that ComicsNix managed to spell "consequences" correctly. ]
A fan-fic story about Optimus Prime and Princess Leia as sex gladiators..
this quote really sums up the story for me: "Don't be afraid" said Optimus to R2 "I'll help you!" and Optimus bowels lights got on. Everything wwas iluminated and R2 really saw what it really was. A beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits of Prime's human friends that already visited the place. A camera apppeared from a wall and photographed R2-D2, and immediatelly put a portrait of him on a the bowel wall.
[literature] [by Fishwrinkle@9:58pmGMT] [+10 WTF] |
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kishi
said @ 10:08pm GMT on 18th Aug
BRB, have to destroy the earth now. |
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Dioxin
said @ 10:11pm GMT on 18th Aug
[Score:4 Funny]
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Dioxin
said @ 10:22pm GMT on 18th Aug
[Score:5 Funny]
Which one is better, the dark caves of mystery, or the cinnabar cavern of feminine wonder? |
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sanepride
said @ 10:35pm GMT on 18th Aug
tl:dr |
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ralfmaximus
said @ 12:45am GMT on 19th Aug
Princess Leia is fucked by Optimus Prime using Jar-Jar Binks' penis. You didn't miss much. |
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structured_spirits
said @ 2:47am GMT on 19th Aug
You left out the part where he gets anal from R2D2 and the audience finds out that Prime keeps portraits in his ass of everyone who has fucked his ass. |
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IBM
said @ 7:09am GMT on 19th Aug
[Score:1 Insightful]
that part is extremely transcendent. |
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symmetrian
said @ 4:28pm GMT on 19th Aug
Gets anal? If you mean, R2D2 actually crawls inside his ass, then yeah. |
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structured_spirits
said @ 9:39pm GMT on 19th Aug
Yeah I think thats literally what the author has written, judge for yourself: R2 was shaking and freightened. Optimus anal cavity was dark and moist, had some loose wires and was rusting from inside. He started to think sex was not made to coward robots like him. "Don't be afraid" said Optimus to R2 "I'll help you!" and Optimus bowels lights got on. Everything wwas iluminated and R2 really saw what it really was. A beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits of Prime's human friends that already visited the place. A camera apppeared from a wall and photographed R2-D2, and immediatelly put a portrait of him on a the bowel wall. |
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symmetrian
said @ 10:55pm GMT on 18th Aug
...What's really sad is that my first thought was, "I have GOT to post this to SE." Telling. |
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wottan
said @ 11:25pm GMT on 18th Aug
When I hear awesome one line synopsis' of two characters like in the post, my brain always tags on at the end, "...they fight crime." |
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cold_water
said @ 12:03am GMT on 19th Aug
[Score:1 Underrated]
I hurt from laughing. That. Is. Awesome. |
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kishi
said @ 12:05am GMT on 19th Aug
I was with you until the last syllable of your comment. |
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cold_water
said @ 12:19am GMT on 19th Aug
See but it's sooooo bad, it's good. And a little frightening, but that just adds to the hilarity. |
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Krutz
said @ 1:38am GMT on 19th Aug
"Awesome" doesn't necessarily connotate a positive meaning. Unless the speaker is a ninja turtle. |
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brat#3
said @ 2:04am GMT on 19th Aug
That is Awe? |
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kishi
said @ 4:17am GMT on 19th Aug
[Score:1 Underrated]
Instead of "some", I would have gone with "ful". |
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theolypse
said @ 7:46am GMT on 21st Aug
You're an aweful speller. |
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Al Gore
said @ 12:06am GMT on 19th Aug
Now THIS is what I invented the Internet for! |
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Bill Clinton
said @ 12:19am GMT on 19th Aug
Get the fuck out of here Algor. |
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Supreme_Coconut
said @ 3:22am GMT on 19th Aug
[Score:1 Funny]
Al Gore should start a jazz band and name it the "Al Gore Rhythm" |
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sua_sponte
said @ 12:59am GMT on 19th Aug
[Score:1 Insightful]
"Don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will!" should be the new SE tagline. |
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headlessfriar
said @ 1:08am GMT on 19th Aug
And the ads on that page led me to this gem, http://jessepetersen.net/books/living-with-the-dead/married-with-zombies/married-with-zombies-chapter-one/ |
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ralfmaximus
said @ 1:08am GMT on 19th Aug
Might I recommend a healthy dose of Weeping Cock? |
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headlessfriar
said @ 1:39am GMT on 19th Aug
[Score:5 Underrated]
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Todomanna
said @ 4:12am GMT on 19th Aug
That is quite the giant youtube video. |
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Ankylosaur
said @ 4:35am GMT on 19th Aug
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proppat
said @ 10:54am GMT on 19th Aug
Another reason why this whole HD thing isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
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anagramophone
said @ 11:11pm GMT on 19th Aug
HOT |
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Shrike96
said @ 3:28am GMT on 19th Aug
The absolute worst fanfic is My Immortal (Encyclopedia Dramatica page). Harry Potter, with vampires. Horribly written. Even better yet, there's My Immobile, if My Immortal was written about retards instead of goths. Yes, full-on, window-licking, gurgling tards. |
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Garibaldi
said @ 2:29pm GMT on 19th Aug
The massive ammount of 'wardrobe inventory' in My Immortal is astonishing, she's worse than Dean Koontz. |
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Joe_Luma
said @ 4:56am GMT on 19th Aug
there should be a +1 noooooooO! because I just laughed, and it was wrong. |
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kang
said @ 1:58pm GMT on 19th Aug
[Score:1 Insightful]
If nothing else, the internet has taught me not to look at anything labelled "fanfic." |
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