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Thursday, 6 August 2009
quote [ From English, to Japanese, and back again and again until equilibrium is found. ]
[humour] [by Bob LLama@5:46pmGMT] [+10 Funny] |
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Dasubeida
said @ 5:54pm GMT on 6th Aug
No, I'm your father. |
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sacrelicious
said @ 5:56pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:2 Funny]
jack is a horse. |
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Silent
said @ 5:56pm GMT on 6th Aug
My phrase did not reach Equilibrium. I started with "I the whole guitar, with my penis fish is fun" Finished up with "I love the whole guitar penis fish" :( |
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sacrelicious
said @ 5:57pm GMT on 6th Aug
Girls like voltron: better together, more memory. |
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bathoz
said @ 6:00pm GMT on 6th Aug
Errr.... How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood? to If the tree or trees or something? Wood CHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU? |
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bluecalx
said @ 8:03pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:2 Underrated]
Goodbye sober day? |
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Fenny
said @ 8:26pm GMT on 6th Aug
Woooo Vodka, rum & OJ! |
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v0idmagus
said @ 8:33pm GMT on 6th Aug
+1 Mr Bungle |
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Seneki69
said @ 6:28am GMT on 7th Aug
my hand gets tired and my dick is sore, but the girls of porn want more 私の手を取得し、自分のペニス痛いですが、疲れて、ポルノをもっとしたいの少女 To get the hand of me, my penis is sore, tired and more girls want to porno 私の手を取得するには、私の陰茎は、疲れていると痛いの少女ポルノをもっとしたい To get my hands, my penis is, girls want sex more painful and I'm tired 、私のペニスは、少女たちのセックスをもっとつらいしたい疲れたあるのは私の手を取得するには , My penis, have sex more painful and weary body of the girl to get my hands 、私のペニス、私の手を取得するには、少女の痛みや疲れている体のセックスをもっと , My penis, to get my hand is more tired after sex and pain in the body of a girl 、私のペニス、私の手を取得するセックスとは、少女の身体の痛みの後に疲れている , My penis, and sex to get my hand is tired of the pain after the body of a girl 、私のペニスは、セックスを私の手を取得するには、痛みの少女の体を後に疲れている , My penis, my hand to get sex, I'm tired of the girl's body after the pain 、私のペニス、私の手のセックスに、私は女の子の体の痛みの後に疲れて , My penis, the sex of my hand, I'm tired of the pain after the body of a girl 、私のペニス、私の手のセックス、私は痛みの後には、少女の体を疲れ , My penis, sex in my hand, I have pain after the body of a girl out 、私の手に私の陰茎、性別、私は女の子の体を後に痛みがある , I can handle my penis, sex, I have a pain behind the body of a girl 、私は自分のペニス、セックスを扱うことができます、私は少女の体の後ろに痛みがある I was my penis, can handle the sex, I have a pain in the back of the body of a girl 私は自分のペニスは、セックスを扱うことができますが、私は少女の体の奥の痛みがある I'm your penis, you can deal with sex, I have a pain in the back of the body of a girl 私は、セックスにも対処できると、私は少女の体の奥の痛みがあるあなたの陰茎よ I will be able to deal with sex, I have pain in your penis in the back of the body of a girl 私はセックスに対処できるようになる、私は少女の体の後ろにあなたの陰茎が痛む I will be able to deal with sex, I have pain in your penis to the back of the body of a girl 私はセックスに対処できるようになる、私はあなたの陰茎の少女の背中に痛みがある I will be able to deal with sex, I have a pain in the back of the girl of your penis |
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manoreason
said @ 9:52pm GMT on 6th Aug
...Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you than you will know. |
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anger_die
said @ 6:38pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:1 Funny]
"To create a competition for both the head and blood" "Not lying in an ironic twist, there is no reason" "If you are, I think the chef?" (never reached the end) "After a while the video stream" "Jack, you need a specialist" |
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brat#3
said @ 8:41pm GMT on 6th Aug
I find 'Jack, you need a specialist' to be surprisingly apt.. |
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balzac
said @ 8:21pm GMT on 6th Aug
Poverty is a good way. |
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steele.ero
said @ 6:15pm GMT on 6th Aug
It's not my penis. |
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sacrelicious
said @ 6:17pm GMT on 6th Aug
The plan is to run around in the desert |
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HPew
said @ 6:18pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:1 Funny]
"Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer’s Day?" to "This summer, like me, you can compare what you are?" |
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Aidentas
said @ 6:19pm GMT on 6th Aug
Please ladyboy lucky tonight. |
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Aidentas
said @ 6:21pm GMT on 6th Aug
Lynch SANMARUKU, I will vote. |
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Aidentas
said @ 6:23pm GMT on 6th Aug
"Life, the Universe," the final answer to question 42. |
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Aidentas
said @ 6:24pm GMT on 6th Aug
I eat manticore. |
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Aidentas
said @ 6:26pm GMT on 6th Aug
A lonely fat, funnier GOSHIKKUEMO men sitting in cafes. |
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Aidentas
said @ 6:28pm GMT on 6th Aug
Every time you kill a kitten, you are God masturbates. |
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Aidentas
said @ 6:30pm GMT on 6th Aug
I am a happy man, fat and television, died on the morning of Spain. |
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Todomanna
said @ 7:34pm GMT on 6th Aug
In vain, your balance will be displayed. Hint: Bend over, I'll show you equilibrium. |
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sacrelicious
said @ 6:19pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:1 Informative]
"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?" result: "Dick?" |
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tuckerekcut
said @ 9:04pm GMT on 6th Aug
funny, I got "This is a bad thing for a penis?" before it crashed |
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f00m@nB@r
said @ 6:25pm GMT on 6th Aug
didn't we do this already? |
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f00m@nB@r
said @ 6:25pm GMT on 6th Aug
prince lyrics are good inputs. |
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cardinal
said @ 6:25pm GMT on 6th Aug
First thing I tried because of the old joke that if you translation 'see no evil, hear no evil' into Russian and back again you get "invisible maniac." See no evil, hear no evil. Please refer to the evil hear no evil. Please refer to the bad, please listen to evil. For more information, the bad, please refer to listen to the evil. For more information, bad Please refer to the bad ear. For more information, I'm sorry to hear please see below. For more information, please see below, it is very disappointing. For more information, please see below, it is very disappointing. Equilibrium found! You've done this before, haven't you. |
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Aidentas
said @ 6:34pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:1 Funny]
Casablanca: Rick: Ground level, he leaves you, you will regret it. Maybe today, maybe tomorrow, the rest of your life. Ilsa: But we do not know. Rick: We always have Paris. We did not have before ... I want to ... I was in Casablanca, we are lost. We were last night. Ilsa: If I leave you... Rick: It's not. However, such a task. And follow-up? Some. Ilsa, noble, and I have a lot of information on the large hill, in this crazy world, we may experience problems, please contact the beans. Bon Appetit someday you will understand. Here, he sees a child. |
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Aidentas
said @ 6:37pm GMT on 6th Aug
Gone With the Wind: (Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn) To be honest, I love to please my mind. |
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b
said @ 6:38pm GMT on 6th Aug
Kitten, God masturbates kill |
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sherlock
said @ 6:53pm GMT on 6th Aug
I started with: "President Barack Obama is the new world order." and it ended with: "Bush, new world order BARAKUOBAMA." Check it out for yourself. Super creepy. *side note: I don't think Barack Obama is the new world order. |
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Fenny
said @ 7:03pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:1 Underrated]
Do you know what you're supposed to do to meet a mermaid? You go down to the bottom of the sea where the water's not even blue anymore and the sky's only a memory, a thought in the silence. And you stay there. Then you decide that you'll die for them. Only then do they start coming out. They come and they greet you and they judge the love that you have for them, if it's sincere, if it's pure, they'll be with you, take you away forever. --------------<>--------------- Do you know what mermaids? You are no longer at the bottom of the sea, the blue water is the only memory that is expected to be quiet, it is. Please stay. Death is determined. Are only beginning to emerge. Love and honesty, welcoming the decision of this eternal truth Equilibrium found! That's deep, man. |
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mattfish
said @ 7:07pm GMT on 6th Aug
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? |
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knucklehead
said @ 7:08pm GMT on 6th Aug
"once more he looked at the honest questions" translation party "his real problem is" |
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knucklehead
said @ 7:12pm GMT on 6th Aug
I have to choose your company dealed puts the program in a loop |
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KropperPrime
said @ 7:12pm GMT on 6th Aug
All your bases are belong to us. The company belongs to all bases. The company is based in part. |
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* (The Asshole FKA Morris)
said @ 7:26pm GMT on 6th Aug
Naked School girls are plenty fun 裸の女の子楽しい学校たくさんいるback into English There are many enjoyable school girls nakedback into Japanese 楽しい学校は多くの裸の女の子ですback into English School is fun and naked girlsback into Japanese 学校の楽しさと裸の女の子ですback into English Naked girl and the excitement of schoolback into Japanese 裸の女の子と学校の興奮back into English Excitement, and school girls nakedback into Japanese 興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese 興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese 興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese 興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese 興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese 興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese 興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese 興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese 興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese 興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese 興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese 興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese 興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese 興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese 興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese 興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese 興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese 興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English Excited, school girls naked back into Japanese 興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English Excited, naked school girls back into Japanese 興奮し、裸で学校の女の子 back into English Excited, school girls naked back into Japanese 興奮し、学校の女の子裸 back into English Excited, naked school girls It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium. |
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gentleman_lemur
said @ 7:34pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:1 Underrated]
:O ... +++ ... +++ ... +++ ... +++ ... +++ ... +++ ... +++ ... :D |
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horseshoe
said @ 8:07pm GMT on 6th Aug
This was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Da light and despair, religion, age, darkness of the revolutionary era, this is the wisdom of the time, even in winter and spring seasons, I was silly season. Before we had before. We are in heaven, is a direct way. |
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horseshoe
said @ 8:08pm GMT on 6th Aug
A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings, but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful. -> Rudimentary wing bone, the length of the body, the overall risk ANTENAGUROTESUKU dandruff. |
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balzac
said @ 8:13pm GMT on 6th Aug
From my point of view, the evil Jedi! |
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balzac
said @ 8:14pm GMT on 6th Aug
It seems in your anger you killed her to Her anger at the murder |
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balzac
said @ 8:15pm GMT on 6th Aug
Never tell me the odds! to It is to introduce the probability for me! |
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balzac
said @ 8:18pm GMT on 6th Aug
Luminous beings are we: Not this crude matter! to Bioluminescence, the problem is not crude oil! |
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balzac
said @ 8:17pm GMT on 6th Aug
A single BI, the lazy brown dog, is now a Fox飞. |
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* (The Asshole FKA Morris)
said @ 8:18pm GMT on 6th Aug
Friends Romans Country men, lend me your ears. ........ Rome and the country, people are listening to deaf people and friends. |
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blueatheart
said @ 8:21pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:2 Funny]
The Russian have a (vulgar) phrase for loafing about: to beat your dick against a tree. Returns: Thursday, beat Dick. |
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sherlock
said @ 8:59pm GMT on 6th Aug
Tomorrow will it say "Friday, beat Dick." ? If so it's got my schedule pretty accurate. |
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bboy0185
said @ 1:37pm GMT on 9th Aug
sounds like a plan! :D |
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Jewbacchus
said @ 8:26pm GMT on 6th Aug
(What do you want from a thinking cock?) If you are, I think the chef? (Who is driving? Oh my god bear is driving how can that be?) Drivers? OMAIGODDO is to maintain the drive, what I mean? (Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.) I'm locked like a hurricane. |
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clumsy_juggler
said @ 8:35pm GMT on 6th Aug
Badges, we don't need no stinking badges. -->Badge, the badge is awful. |
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Skuld
said @ 8:37pm GMT on 6th Aug
I woke up a week ago, as the winter night reigned silently. Meta, after the first few weeks, winter night, the Emperor, my mum is ITASA. Now no friend dwells with me, and no one listens to the talk of old age of the home in the north Now everyone, friends, North Korea, to talk about my past life |
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m_hattur
said @ 8:38pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:5 Insightful]
Sensible erection is not a waste of time.... The erection wise is a waste of time. Erection of the wise is a waste of time. The wise is a waste of time erection. Erection is a waste of time wisely. Use time wisely is a waste of erection. Erection is a waste of time to spend wisely. To use time wisely erection is lost. To use the erection is lost time wisely. To use the erection is lost time wisely. !!! |
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sacrelicious
said @ 8:41pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:1 Underrated]
Ride the tiger. You can see his stripes but you know he's clean. to Tightrope. He knows you can see your beautiful stripes |
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cardinal
said @ 2:25pm GMT on 7th Aug
This is, in fact, the best song lyric. Ever. |
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Umbrae
said @ 8:42pm GMT on 6th Aug
I think I broke it with "I live in a camel, I eat poop." |
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z-angel
said @ 8:45pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:1 Funny]
"Frankenstein girls will seem strangely sexy." -> "I feel weird woman FURANKENSHUTAINSEKUSHI." My favorite version before equilibrium: "Frankenstein is a strange feeling of sexy women." |
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animus kadmon
said @ 8:52pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:1 Insightful]
Never put salt in your eyes. I put salt in your eyes never. I never put salt in your eyes. I have never put salt in your eyes. I have not put any salt in your eyes. I see you are not the salt. If I have not, please refer to the salt. If not, please refer to the salt. , If not, please refer to the salt. ,, If not, please refer to the salt. ,, If not, please refer to the salt. |
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animus kadmon
said @ 8:55pm GMT on 6th Aug
To know death, Otto, you must fuck life in the gall bladder. To learn of the death of Otto, you have to fuck life in the gallbladder. To learn of the death of Otto, is to mind the life of the gallbladder. Otto's death, to learn, we care about the life of the gallbladder. Otto's death, we are please to mind the life of the gallbladder. |
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Todomanna
said @ 8:58pm GMT on 6th Aug
"English, motherfucker, or I can talk?" I had such high hopes, too :( |
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Todomanna
said @ 9:06pm GMT on 6th Aug
Black ring, ring, to search for the plight of all the rules, the One Ring |
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tuckerekcut
said @ 9:03pm GMT on 6th Aug
what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow Load of fug --or if you capatalize the "W" What, reduce airspeed to the speed of light |
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caretaker
said @ 9:21pm GMT on 6th Aug
I accidently the whole thing. I am a total accident. I accident. I have an accident. I have an accident. |
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brat#3
said @ 9:39pm GMT on 6th Aug
For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. You have no power over me.. In the UK, as my intention here is as strong as the best. I have the power!! |
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sacrelicious
said @ 9:41pm GMT on 6th Aug
don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank. to You need to worry about me. |
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anger_die
said @ 9:44pm GMT on 6th Aug
"Worldwide, as a Frankenstein slave, usually, at night, you go to nearby hospital, or camouflaged miniature hospital van trucks. You strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the SEALED COMPUTER GOD ROBOT OPERATING CABINET." to... "World Hospital, a small rack, near the hospital at night, moving FURANKENSHUTAINSUREBU fake bunt. God computing, strip, naked OPERETINGUKYABINETTOSURAIDOTEBURU is known to operate robots." |
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anger_die
said @ 9:46pm GMT on 6th Aug
"The computer world is God's secret policy." |
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anger_die
said @ 10:00pm GMT on 6th Aug
"Eventual Brain Lobotomization of the entire world population for the worldwide deadly Gangster Communist Computer God Over-All Plan, an ideal worldwide population of lite skin, low, hopeless and helpless JEW mulattos, the Communist BLACK WAVE OF THE FUTURE." to... "Communist GYANGUSUTAKONPYUTA, brain Lobotomization God, the world population, at the end of the world is dead - all the planning, light skin, communism, despair, helplessness wave in an ideal world, the Jewish population in the future mulattos is black." It doesn't seem to alter the meaning of Dec's writings at all. |
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brat#3
said @ 10:25pm GMT on 6th Aug
Now we know what Tamp uses to make her post comments. |
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TimmoW
said @ 9:49pm GMT on 6th Aug
[Score:2]
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair into Japanese 私の作品は、巨大な時に見て、なたがたと絶望 back into English My work is to look at the huge, and you despair back into Japanese 私の仕事は、巨額のを見て、絶望している back into English My job is to see the huge, and despair back into Japanese 私の仕事は大きく見て、そして絶望 back into English My job is at large, and despair back into Japanese 私の仕事ですが、大規模な絶望 back into English It is my job, large despair back into Japanese それは私の仕事は、大きな失望だ back into English It is my job, is a major disappointment back into Japanese それは私の仕事は、大きな失望される back into English That's my job to be a major disappointment back into Japanese それが私の仕事は、大きな失望される back into English That's what I will be a major disappointment back into Japanese それは私は大きな失望をどうなっていくの back into English That's what I'm going to a big disappointment back into Japanese それは私は大きな失望をしたいのですが back into English It is I want a big disappointment back into Japanese 私は大きな失望をしたいと考えている back into English I want to be a major disappointment back into Japanese 私は大きな失望になりたい back into English I want to be a major disappointment |
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foobar
said @ 11:37pm GMT on 6th Aug
Appropriate. |
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DrowJones
said @ 10:04pm GMT on 6th Aug
I'll have a bite to it ... I was chewing BABURUGAMUBABURUGAMU. |
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anger_die
said @ 10:07pm GMT on 6th Aug
"At the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Deep in the shape of the land, people with disabilities are pessimistic about the exception." |
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theolypse
said @ 10:15pm GMT on 6th Aug
Creative acts of clever monkeys leaves the devil envious -> Envy, MONKIZUSUMATO leaf is a creative act of the devil I am the sixth son of the sixth son of the sixth son -> My son, the first two, the first two, and two sons, the first of two sons I am the son of Mars, cleansed with infected blood -> To purify the blood of his Son into the world of infectious diseases |
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buzhidao
said @ 10:17pm GMT on 6th Aug
do you want to see my tits becomes please i want to see your boobs in one go. silly japanese. no wonder all the train rape! |
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buzhidao
said @ 10:21pm GMT on 6th Aug
for thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forever and ever. British power, and glory is forever. |
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shiney things
said @ 11:08pm GMT on 6th Aug
The first rule of project mayhem is do not ask questions-->Rules in the chaos of the first issue of this project |
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archangel_2
said @ 11:12pm GMT on 6th Aug
I broke it! "Prostitution is a combination of sex and free enterprise. Which of those two are you opposed to?" It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium. (that's not what it translates to - that's what it said when it gave up trying to find equilibrium. lol) |
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animus kadmon
said @ 12:14am GMT on 7th Aug
The left one for me My family is Sunday, February 22 will be 3 of my heartache 33 4 44 My headache 5 of 55 in my solitude My sorrow 666 No No No, tomorrow 77. 8 I will never forget 999, have been lost to God 10 All All All All All cases, you can kiss the air I can see the back of your watch |
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dooloo9
said @ 2:26am GMT on 7th Aug
start with: don't look too hard at the soft man in the pale glass window looking at you sideways result: Hard man right next to the window, the soft light |
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dooloo9
said @ 2:28am GMT on 7th Aug
[Score:2 Funny]
start with: don't confuse love with sex because it will only lead to heartache and blue balls result: A blue ball, I love sex and pain and confusion |
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mwoody
said @ 3:38am GMT on 7th Aug
Pirate, walk through the bar. Bartender, "and the hip, the steering wheel." Pirate, "Reply yaaar! It is driving me nuts!" |
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Makopelli
said @ 4:35am GMT on 7th Aug
i accidentally a coca cola bottle >>>>>>>> i accidentally a coca cola bottle The universal language, apparently. |
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Seneki69
said @ 5:25am GMT on 7th Aug
On the genitals of a health club. |
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Seneki69
said @ 5:26am GMT on 7th Aug
Dix great metaphor |
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Seneki69
said @ 5:29am GMT on 7th Aug
We came for porn, we stayed for pr0n 私たちは、ポルノに来て、私たちエロ滞在 We came to the porn, we stayed in the adult 私たちはポルノのようになった、私たちは、大人の宿泊 We came to the porn, we stayed in adults 私たちはポルノのようになった、私たち大人に宿泊 We came to the porn, we stayed for adults 私たちはポルノのようになった、私たち大人のための宿泊 We came to the porn, stay for our adults 私たちはポルノを、私たち大人のための滞在だった We have the porn, stay for adults was our された私たちは、大人のための滞在は、ポルノが私たちの We are, stay for the adult, we have porn 私たちは、大人のために、ポルノが滞在 We are for adults, stay porn 私たち大人のための、ポルノ滞在 For adults we stay porn 大人のためのポルノ滞在 Accommodation for adults porn |
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Seneki69
said @ 5:31am GMT on 7th Aug
Now considered a cult by the Pope これで、法王が教団と見なさ The Pope is considered a cult 教皇は、教団の考えられている Pope is considered a cult |
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Seneki69
said @ 5:34am GMT on 7th Aug
My hovercraft is full of eels 私のホバークラフトうなぎに満ちている Hovercraft is full of my eel ホバークラフト私のウナギに満ちている I have a hovercraft full of eels 私はホバークラフトうなぎを十分にある My hovercraft is full of eel 私のホバークラフトウナギに満ちている I have full HOBAKURAFUTOUNAGI 私は完全なHOBAKURAFUTOUNAGI I fully HOBAKURAFUTOUNAGI 私は完全にHOBAKURAFUTOUNAGI I completely HOBAKURAFUTOUNAGI :( |
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endopol
said @ 5:08pm GMT on 7th Aug
I think this means that the Japanese have a special word for eel hovercrafts. |
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EPT
said @ 6:17am GMT on 7th Aug
[Score:1 Insightful]
Loose lips sink ships into Japanese 緩い唇発送シンク back into English Loose lips sink ships Looks like the Japs and the Brits are in agreement on that one... |
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EPT
said @ 6:18am GMT on 7th Aug
This is Tom Cruise. You may ask how I can type while being fucked by a dalmation. これはトムクルーズです。あなたがどのようにできるタイプはダルメシアンがめちゃくちゃして求めることができる。 This is Tom Cruise. How can you type can be obtained by a dalmatian mess. これはトムクルーズです。ダルメシアン混乱をどのように入力することにより得られます。 This is Tom Cruise. Can be obtained by entering into any confusion dalmatian. これはトムクルーズです。ダルメシアンに入力して、任意の混乱を得ることができます。 This is Tom Cruise. Enter the dalmatian, you can get any confusion. back into Japanese これはトムクルーズです。のダルメシアンを入力して、任意の混乱を得ることができます。 This is Tom Cruise. Enter a dalmatian, you can get any confusion. back into Japanese これはトムクルーズです。一ダルメシアンを入力して、任意の混乱を得ることができます。 This is Tom Cruise. Enter a dalmatian, you can get any confusion. |
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EPT
said @ 6:28am GMT on 7th Aug
Comedy GOLD: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. 井戸は、民兵組織規制の自由国家の安全保障に必要とされて、人々の権利を維持し、武器を持つ、侵害してはならない。 Well, it is necessary to the security of a free state militia regulations, and maintain the rights of people with weapons, and should not be infringed. (skip a few) ええと、それは必要な兵器の偏見は、国民の自由は、民兵の権利の保障を維持するために規制されています。 back into English Well, it is necessary weapons prejudice, freedom of the people are regulated to maintain the security of the rights of a militia. |
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EPT
said @ 6:48am GMT on 7th Aug
The danger today is not so much that machines will learn to think and feel but that men will cease to do so. becomes I man, learn the risk of stopping the majority of today's machines. |
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ArthurPhilipDent
said @ 12:32pm GMT on 7th Aug
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances . ... It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium." |
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Fenny
said @ 2:29pm GMT on 7th Aug
Just ask yourself - Matt? |
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Fenny
said @ 2:46pm GMT on 7th Aug
[Score:1 Informative]
I'm a light vein, that will change the hard drive, in the middle of the large room behind the failure of the bug, I have twin boys, food, river otter, black computer gay hermaphrodites photo flash extension of this Light and water screen Italy, Goatse man, sperm penii football, gold, or old blood, stripper video, kitten proctoptosis, shitting all growth in the rotation, the running game, 80 are fixed by opening the size of the mountains growls: "In this case, the rest of us, the FAP can be possible." |
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Fenny
said @ 3:04pm GMT on 7th Aug
[Score:1 Insightful]
Hmm, going back to some of Hummus! old comments, things are becoming clearer: - some love itself, get behave, come! = Is the act of love! - very of man face scary! = Look very scary! - lets loving song, o sky!, pig, goat, and gel. = Favorite songs and empty! Pigs, goats, and gel. - that flaps; young woman she bulb rivalry happy/playful lol = Lol happy young woman flaps / light bulb fun competition - fun my the fry good day for juice womans = Fry is a good woman, his juice fun |
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arrowhen
said @ 1:50am GMT on 8th Aug
and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro. into Japanese と彼女は彼のディックでは、空の浴槽に落としていたシャワーのような跳躍をつかんで、彼女は両手を背中に深くそして3回ショットの爪で、太い縞模様のある彼女の胸に傷。怪傑ゾロのように。 back into English She is Dick and he is getting a jump in the shower that was dropped in an empty bathtub, and her deep claw back the hands of the shot three times, scratched her chest with thick stripes. As Zorro. back into Japanese 彼女は、彼のディックは、空の浴槽で削除されましたシャワーでジャンプしている、と彼女の深い爪再びシュートの手を3回、厚さが彼女の胸の傷のストライプ。怪傑ゾロ。 back into English She is Dick and he jumps in the shower that was deleted in the empty tub, a hand shot back with her nails a deep three times in her chest wound stripe thickness. Zorro. back into Japanese 彼女は、彼のディックは、空の浴槽で削除されてシャワーのジャンプ、自分の手は彼女の爪彼女の胸に深い傷を3倍の厚さで撮影ストライプ。怪傑ゾロ。 back into English She is Dick and he jumps in the shower to remove the empty bathtub, his hands are a deep wound to her chest with her nails three times the thickness of the stripe in the shooting. Zorro. back into Japanese 彼女はディック氏は、空の浴槽とシャワーのジャンプを削除し、彼の手を彼女の爪の撮影では、ストライプの3倍の厚さで彼女の胸に深い傷をしている。怪傑ゾロ。 back into English She said Dick, jumping to remove the empty bathtub and shower, in the shooting of her nails in his hands, the three stripes that deep scars on her breasts in the thickness of the times. Zorro. back into Japanese 彼女はディック、空の浴槽とシャワーを削除し、彼の手に彼女の爪の撮影でジャンプによると、 3つのストライプは、倍の厚さの彼女の胸に深い傷跡を。怪傑ゾロ。 back into English She Dick, remove the empty bathtub and shower, jump in the shooting of her nails in his hands, one of three stripes, a deep scar on her chest with a thickness of times. Zorro. back into Japanese 彼女はディック、削除すると、空の浴槽とシャワー、彼の手は、彼女の爪の撮影でジャンプの3つのストライプは、倍の厚さで彼女の胸に深い傷。怪傑ゾロ。 back into English She is Dick, and to remove, empty the tub and shower, his hands, her nails jump shooting of three stripes, a deep wound to her chest in the thickness of the times. Zorro. back into Japanese 、彼の手を、彼女の爪の3つのストライプは、倍の厚さの彼女の胸に深い傷の撮影ジャンプ彼女ディックであり、削除するには、空の浴槽とシャワー。怪傑ゾロ。 back into English , His hands, the three stripes in one of her fingernails, and her jump shot Dick deep wound in her chest with a thickness of times, to remove the empty bathtub and shower. Zorro. back into Japanese 、彼の手は、彼女の爪の3つのストライプは、ジャンプディック彼女と彼女の胸に深い傷を倍の厚さで、空の浴槽とシャワーショットを削除する。怪傑ゾロ。 back into English , His hands, the fingernails of one of her three stripes, the thickness of the times of deep scars on her chest with her Dick jump, shot to remove the empty bathtub and shower. Zorro. back into Japanese 、彼の手は、彼女の3つのストライプの爪、彼女のディックジャンプで彼女の胸に深い傷を倍の厚さ、空の浴槽とシャワーショットを削除する。怪傑ゾロ。 |
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karrdek
said @ 7:10am GMT on 8th Aug
Some SE taglines. It's like having ADHD, because... HEY! Look at those tits! ->->-> Also, ADHD, ... Hey! These milk! Every time you kill a kitten, god masturbates ->->-> Kitten, God masturbates kill Where the elite meet to beat the meat ->->-> Is to masturbate in order to meet the elite (page crashed with this one) Prostitution is a combination of sex and free enterprise. Which of those two are you opposed to? ->->-> Is a combination of business and free enterprise. Over, these two cases, or one or two, or one or two, or one or two, or one or two, or 1 or 2 or 3 and the reverse direction, or 2007 bushels, or one month? |
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sociology_boy
said @ 1:54pm GMT on 8th Aug
I'd like to fuck your tight asshole and then pull out and cum on your face into Japanese 私はあなたのタイトな嫌な奴にしたいのですが気にしてあなたの顔に手を引くと兼 back into English I pull out and cum on your face and worry about the guy I want you nasty, tight back into Japanese 私は手を引くと顔を兼と私は、タイトな嫌なやつを心配する back into English And my face and I pull out, to worry about tight cow back into Japanese と私の顔と私は、タイトな牛を気にする手を引く back into English I think my face is about to pull out of a tight cattle back into Japanese 私は自分の顔について、タイトな牛の手を引くことだと思う back into English I'm on my face, I think it's back out of tight cattle back into Japanese 私は自分の顔によ、私はそれをバックにタイトな牛のことだと思う back into English I'm in his face, I think it is really tight in the back of the cow that back into Japanese 私は彼の顔にいるよ、私はそれを実際に牛の後ろにぴったりだと思うが back into English I will have to face him, but I think it's actually right behind the cows that back into Japanese 私は彼の顔があるだろうが、実際に私は、牛の真後ろに思う back into English I will have to face him, I actually think right behind the cows back into Japanese 私は彼の顔に、私は実際に正しいと思うが、牛の後ろに back into English I have to face him, but I actually think right, and behind the cow back into Japanese 私は彼の顔をしているが、私は実際に正しい、と思うと、牛の後ろに back into English I have to face him, I was actually correct, and I think that, after the cows back into Japanese 私は彼の顔に、私は実際には正しいが、あると思うが、牛の後 back into English I have to face him, I was actually correct, but I think that, after the cows back into Japanese 私は彼の顔に、私は実際に修正されているが、私は思うが、牛の後 back into English I have to face him, I have actually been fixed, I think that, after the cows back into Japanese 私は彼の顔に、私は実際には、固定されていると思うがあると、牛の後 back into English I have to face him, I actually, I think there are fixed, after the cows back into Japanese 私は彼の顔に、私は実際に、私は思うが、後に固定されている牛 back into English I have to face him, I actually think I have, cows that are fixed after back into Japanese 私は彼の顔に、私は実際に私は、後に固定されている牛があると思うが back into English I have to face him, I actually I was, I think there is a cow that is fixed after back into Japanese 私は彼の顔が、私は実際に私は、私が後に固定されている牛だと思う back into English I face him, I actually I think cows are fixed me later back into Japanese 私は彼の顔、私は実際に固定されていると思う私の牛へ back into English I face him, I think to my beef is actually fixed back into Japanese 私は彼の顔、私は牛肉を考え、実際に固定されています back into English I face him, I think the beef is actually fixed back into Japanese 私は彼の顔、私は牛肉が実際に固定されていると思う back into English I face him, I think I actually fixed the beef back into Japanese 私は、私は彼の顔は実際には牛肉の固定 back into English I, I is not really his face fixed in beef back into Japanese 私は、私には本当に彼の顔牛肉の固定 back into English I, I fixed his face really beef back into Japanese 私は、彼の顔は本当に牛肉固定 back into English I have his face fixed real beef back into Japanese 私は本当の自分の顔をしている牛肉の固定 back into English I fixed the beef has been the face of true self back into Japanese 私は本当の自分の顔をされている牛肉の固定 back into English I fixed the beef is my real face back into Japanese 私は私の本当の顔牛肉固定され back into English I fixed my real beef face back into Japanese 私は本物の牛の顔を修正 back into English I modify the look of a real cow It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium. |
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nbob
said @ 3:12am GMT on 9th Aug
What the hell? "but I want her so badly" --> "However, she is my hell" *** "but I watch her so sadly" --> "She watches me very sad" |
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sacrelicious
said @ 3:20am GMT on 9th Aug
heavy, man. |
But there are some real gems.