Thursday, 6 August 2009

Translation party!

quote [ From English, to Japanese, and back again and again until equilibrium is found. ]

How are they hanging? ---> Depends on what you are?

But there are some real gems.
[humour] [by Bob LLama@5:46pmGMT] [+10 Funny]

Comments

Dasubeida said @ 5:54pm GMT on 6th Aug
No, I'm your father.
sacrelicious said @ 5:56pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:2 Funny]
jack is a horse.
Silent said @ 5:56pm GMT on 6th Aug
My phrase did not reach Equilibrium.
I started with "I the whole guitar, with my penis fish is fun"
Finished up with "I love the whole guitar penis fish"
:(
sacrelicious said @ 5:57pm GMT on 6th Aug
Girls like voltron: better together, more memory.
bathoz said @ 6:00pm GMT on 6th Aug
Errr....

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

to

If the tree or trees or something? Wood CHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU?
bluecalx said @ 8:03pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:2 Underrated]
Goodbye sober day?
Fenny said @ 8:26pm GMT on 6th Aug
Woooo

Vodka, rum & OJ!
v0idmagus said @ 8:33pm GMT on 6th Aug
+1 Mr Bungle
Seneki69 said @ 6:28am GMT on 7th Aug
my hand gets tired and my dick is sore, but the girls of porn want more

私の手を取得し、自分のペニス痛いですが、疲れて、ポルノをもっとしたいの少女
To get the hand of me, my penis is sore, tired and more girls want to porno
私の手を取得するには、私の陰茎は、疲れていると痛いの少女ポルノをもっとしたい
To get my hands, my penis is, girls want sex more painful and I'm tired
、私のペニスは、少女たちのセックスをもっとつらいしたい疲れたあるのは私の手を取得するには
, My penis, have sex more painful and weary body of the girl to get my hands
、私のペニス、私の手を取得するには、少女の痛みや疲れている体のセックスをもっと
, My penis, to get my hand is more tired after sex and pain in the body of a girl
、私のペニス、私の手を取得するセックスとは、少女の身体の痛みの後に疲れている
, My penis, and sex to get my hand is tired of the pain after the body of a girl
、私のペニスは、セックスを私の手を取得するには、痛みの少女の体を後に疲れている
, My penis, my hand to get sex, I'm tired of the girl's body after the pain
、私のペニス、私の手のセックスに、私は女の子の体の痛みの後に疲れて
, My penis, the sex of my hand, I'm tired of the pain after the body of a girl
、私のペニス、私の手のセックス、私は痛みの後には、少女の体を疲れ
, My penis, sex in my hand, I have pain after the body of a girl out
、私の手に私の陰茎、性別、私は女の子の体を後に痛みがある
, I can handle my penis, sex, I have a pain behind the body of a girl
、私は自分のペニス、セックスを扱うことができます、私は少女の体の後ろに痛みがある
I was my penis, can handle the sex, I have a pain in the back of the body of a girl
私は自分のペニスは、セックスを扱うことができますが、私は少女の体の奥の痛みがある
I'm your penis, you can deal with sex, I have a pain in the back of the body of a girl
私は、セックスにも対処できると、私は少女の体の奥の痛みがあるあなたの陰茎よ
I will be able to deal with sex, I have pain in your penis in the back of the body of a girl
私はセックスに対処できるようになる、私は少女の体の後ろにあなたの陰茎が痛む
I will be able to deal with sex, I have pain in your penis to the back of the body of a girl
私はセックスに対処できるようになる、私はあなたの陰茎の少女の背中に痛みがある

I will be able to deal with sex, I have a pain in the back of the girl of your penis
manoreason said @ 9:52pm GMT on 6th Aug
...Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you than you will know.
anger_die said @ 6:38pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:1 Funny]
"To create a competition for both the head and blood"

"Not lying in an ironic twist, there is no reason"

"If you are, I think the chef?" (never reached the end)

"After a while the video stream"

"Jack, you need a specialist"
brat#3 said @ 8:41pm GMT on 6th Aug
I find 'Jack, you need a specialist' to be surprisingly apt..
balzac said @ 8:21pm GMT on 6th Aug
Poverty is a good way.
steele.ero said @ 6:15pm GMT on 6th Aug
It's not my penis.
sacrelicious said @ 6:17pm GMT on 6th Aug
The plan is to run around in the desert
HPew said @ 6:18pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:1 Funny]
"Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer’s Day?"

to

"This summer, like me, you can compare what you are?"
Aidentas said @ 6:19pm GMT on 6th Aug
Please ladyboy lucky tonight.
Aidentas said @ 6:21pm GMT on 6th Aug
Lynch SANMARUKU, I will vote.
Aidentas said @ 6:23pm GMT on 6th Aug
"Life, the Universe," the final answer to question 42.
Aidentas said @ 6:24pm GMT on 6th Aug
I eat manticore.
Aidentas said @ 6:26pm GMT on 6th Aug
A lonely fat, funnier GOSHIKKUEMO men sitting in cafes.
Aidentas said @ 6:28pm GMT on 6th Aug
Every time you kill a kitten, you are God masturbates.
Aidentas said @ 6:30pm GMT on 6th Aug
I am a happy man, fat and television, died on the morning of Spain.
Todomanna said @ 7:34pm GMT on 6th Aug
In vain, your balance will be displayed.

Hint: Bend over, I'll show you equilibrium.
sacrelicious said @ 6:19pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:1 Informative]
"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?"

result:

"Dick?"
tuckerekcut said @ 9:04pm GMT on 6th Aug
funny, I got "This is a bad thing for a penis?" before it crashed
f00m@nB@r said @ 6:25pm GMT on 6th Aug
didn't we do this already?
f00m@nB@r said @ 6:25pm GMT on 6th Aug
prince lyrics are good inputs.
cardinal said @ 6:25pm GMT on 6th Aug
First thing I tried because of the old joke that if you translation 'see no evil, hear no evil' into Russian and back again you get "invisible maniac."

See no evil, hear no evil.

Please refer to the evil hear no evil.

Please refer to the bad, please listen to evil.

For more information, the bad, please refer to listen to the evil.

For more information, bad Please refer to the bad ear.

For more information, I'm sorry to hear please see below.

For more information, please see below, it is very disappointing.

For more information, please see below, it is very disappointing.

Equilibrium found!
You've done this before, haven't you.
Aidentas said @ 6:34pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:1 Funny]
Casablanca:

Rick: Ground level, he leaves you, you will regret it. Maybe today, maybe tomorrow, the rest of your life.

Ilsa: But we do not know.

Rick: We always have Paris. We did not have before ... I want to ... I was in Casablanca, we are lost. We were last night.

Ilsa: If I leave you...

Rick: It's not. However, such a task. And follow-up? Some. Ilsa, noble, and I have a lot of information on the large hill, in this crazy world, we may experience problems, please contact the beans. Bon Appetit someday you will understand.

Here, he sees a child.
Aidentas said @ 6:37pm GMT on 6th Aug
Gone With the Wind:

(Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn)

To be honest, I love to please my mind.
b said @ 6:38pm GMT on 6th Aug
Kitten, God masturbates kill
sherlock said @ 6:53pm GMT on 6th Aug
I started with:
"President Barack Obama is the new world order."

and it ended with:
"Bush, new world order BARAKUOBAMA."

Check it out for yourself. Super creepy.

*side note: I don't think Barack Obama is the new world order.
Fenny said @ 7:03pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:1 Underrated]
Do you know what you're supposed to do to meet a mermaid? You go down to the bottom of the sea where the water's not even blue anymore and the sky's only a memory, a thought in the silence. And you stay there. Then you decide that you'll die for them. Only then do they start coming out. They come and they greet you and they judge the love that you have for them, if it's sincere, if it's pure, they'll be with you, take you away forever.

--------------<>---------------

Do you know what mermaids? You are no longer at the bottom of the sea, the blue water is the only memory that is expected to be quiet, it is. Please stay. Death is determined. Are only beginning to emerge. Love and honesty, welcoming the decision of this eternal truth

Equilibrium found!
That's deep, man.
mattfish said @ 7:07pm GMT on 6th Aug
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
knucklehead said @ 7:08pm GMT on 6th Aug
"once more he looked at the honest questions"

translation party

"his real problem is"
knucklehead said @ 7:12pm GMT on 6th Aug
I have to choose your company dealed

puts the program in a loop
KropperPrime said @ 7:12pm GMT on 6th Aug
All your bases are belong to us.

The company belongs to all bases.

The company is based in part.
* (The Asshole FKA Morris) said @ 7:26pm GMT on 6th Aug
Naked School girls are plenty fun
裸の女の子楽しい学校たくさんいるback into English
There are many enjoyable school girls nakedback into Japanese
楽しい学校は多くの裸の女の子ですback into English
School is fun and naked girlsback into Japanese
学校の楽しさと裸の女の子ですback into English
Naked girl and the excitement of schoolback into Japanese
裸の女の子と学校の興奮back into English
Excitement, and school girls nakedback into Japanese
興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English
Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese
興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English
Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese
興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English
Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese
興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English
Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese
興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English
Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese
興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English
Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese
興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English
Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese
興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English
Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese
興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English
Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese
興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English
Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese
興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English
Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese
興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English
Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese
興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English
Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese
興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English
Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese
興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English
Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese
興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English
Excited, school girls nakedback into Japanese
興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English
Excited, naked school girlsback into Japanese
興奮し、裸で学校の女の子back into English
Excited, school girls naked back into Japanese
興奮し、学校の女の子裸back into English
Excited, naked school girls back into Japanese
興奮し、裸で学校の女の子 back into English
Excited, school girls naked back into Japanese
興奮し、学校の女の子裸 back into English
Excited, naked school girls
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
gentleman_lemur said @ 7:34pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:1 Underrated]
:O ... +++ ... +++ ... +++ ... +++ ... +++ ... +++ ... +++ ...

:D
horseshoe said @ 8:07pm GMT on 6th Aug
This was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Da light and despair, religion, age, darkness of the revolutionary era, this is the wisdom of the time, even in winter and spring seasons, I was silly season. Before we had before. We are in heaven, is a direct way.
horseshoe said @ 8:08pm GMT on 6th Aug
A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings, but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.

->

Rudimentary wing bone, the length of the body, the overall risk ANTENAGUROTESUKU dandruff.
balzac said @ 8:13pm GMT on 6th Aug
From my point of view, the evil Jedi!
balzac said @ 8:14pm GMT on 6th Aug
It seems in your anger you killed her
to
Her anger at the murder
balzac said @ 8:15pm GMT on 6th Aug
Never tell me the odds!
to
It is to introduce the probability for me!
balzac said @ 8:18pm GMT on 6th Aug
Luminous beings are we: Not this crude matter!
to
Bioluminescence, the problem is not crude oil!
balzac said @ 8:17pm GMT on 6th Aug
A single BI, the lazy brown dog, is now a Fox飞.
* (The Asshole FKA Morris) said @ 8:18pm GMT on 6th Aug
Friends Romans Country men, lend me your ears.

........

Rome and the country, people are listening to deaf people and friends.
blueatheart said @ 8:21pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:2 Funny]
The Russian have a (vulgar) phrase for loafing about:

to beat your dick against a tree.

Returns:

Thursday, beat Dick.
sherlock said @ 8:59pm GMT on 6th Aug
Tomorrow will it say "Friday, beat Dick." ?

If so it's got my schedule pretty accurate.
bboy0185 said @ 1:37pm GMT on 9th Aug
sounds like a plan! :D
Jewbacchus said @ 8:26pm GMT on 6th Aug
(What do you want from a thinking cock?)
If you are, I think the chef?

(Who is driving? Oh my god bear is driving how can that be?)
Drivers? OMAIGODDO is to maintain the drive, what I mean?

(Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.)
I'm locked like a hurricane.
clumsy_juggler said @ 8:35pm GMT on 6th Aug
Badges, we don't need no stinking badges. -->Badge, the badge is awful.
Skuld said @ 8:37pm GMT on 6th Aug
I woke up a week ago, as the winter night reigned silently.
Meta, after the first few weeks, winter night, the Emperor, my mum is ITASA.

Now no friend dwells with me, and no one listens to the talk of old age of the home in the north
Now everyone, friends, North Korea, to talk about my past life
m_hattur said @ 8:38pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:5 Insightful]
Sensible erection is not a waste of time....

The erection wise is a waste of time.

Erection of the wise is a waste of time.

The wise is a waste of time erection.

Erection is a waste of time wisely.

Use time wisely is a waste of erection.

Erection is a waste of time to spend wisely.

To use time wisely erection is lost.

To use the erection is lost time wisely.

To use the erection is lost time wisely. !!!
sacrelicious said @ 8:41pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:1 Underrated]
Ride the tiger. You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

to

Tightrope. He knows you can see your beautiful stripes
cardinal said @ 2:25pm GMT on 7th Aug
This is, in fact, the best song lyric. Ever.
Umbrae said @ 8:42pm GMT on 6th Aug
I think I broke it with "I live in a camel, I eat poop."
z-angel said @ 8:45pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:1 Funny]
"Frankenstein girls will seem strangely sexy." -> "I feel weird woman FURANKENSHUTAINSEKUSHI."

My favorite version before equilibrium:
"Frankenstein is a strange feeling of sexy women."

animus kadmon said @ 8:52pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
Never put salt in your eyes.

I put salt in your eyes never.

I never put salt in your eyes.

I have never put salt in your eyes.

I have not put any salt in your eyes.

I see you are not the salt.

If I have not, please refer to the salt.

If not, please refer to the salt.

, If not, please refer to the salt.

,, If not, please refer to the salt.

,, If not, please refer to the salt.
animus kadmon said @ 8:55pm GMT on 6th Aug
To know death, Otto, you must fuck life in the gall bladder.

To learn of the death of Otto, you have to fuck life in the gallbladder.

To learn of the death of Otto, is to mind the life of the gallbladder.

Otto's death, to learn, we care about the life of the gallbladder.

Otto's death, we are please to mind the life of the gallbladder.
Todomanna said @ 8:58pm GMT on 6th Aug
"English, motherfucker, or I can talk?"

I had such high hopes, too :(
Todomanna said @ 9:06pm GMT on 6th Aug
Black ring, ring, to search for the plight of all the rules, the One Ring
tuckerekcut said @ 9:03pm GMT on 6th Aug
what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

Load of fug

--or if you capatalize the "W"

What, reduce airspeed to the speed of light
caretaker said @ 9:21pm GMT on 6th Aug
I accidently the whole thing.

I am a total accident.

I accident.

I have an accident.

I have an accident.
brat#3 said @ 9:39pm GMT on 6th Aug
For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. You have no power over me..

In the UK, as my intention here is as strong as the best. I have the power!!
sacrelicious said @ 9:41pm GMT on 6th Aug
don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.

to

You need to worry about me.
anger_die said @ 9:44pm GMT on 6th Aug
"Worldwide, as a Frankenstein slave, usually, at night, you go to nearby hospital, or camouflaged miniature hospital van trucks. You strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the SEALED COMPUTER GOD ROBOT OPERATING CABINET."

to...

"World Hospital, a small rack, near the hospital at night, moving FURANKENSHUTAINSUREBU fake bunt. God computing, strip, naked OPERETINGUKYABINETTOSURAIDOTEBURU is known to operate robots."
anger_die said @ 9:46pm GMT on 6th Aug
"The computer world is God's secret policy."
anger_die said @ 10:00pm GMT on 6th Aug
"Eventual Brain Lobotomization of the entire world population for the worldwide deadly Gangster Communist Computer God Over-All Plan, an ideal worldwide population of lite skin, low, hopeless and helpless JEW mulattos, the Communist BLACK WAVE OF THE FUTURE."

to...

"Communist GYANGUSUTAKONPYUTA, brain Lobotomization God, the world population, at the end of the world is dead - all the planning, light skin, communism, despair, helplessness wave in an ideal world, the Jewish population in the future mulattos is black."


It doesn't seem to alter the meaning of Dec's writings at all.
brat#3 said @ 10:25pm GMT on 6th Aug
Now we know what Tamp uses to make her post comments.
TimmoW said @ 9:49pm GMT on 6th Aug [Score:2]
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
into Japanese
私の作品は、巨大な時に見て、なたがたと絶望
back into English
My work is to look at the huge, and you despair
back into Japanese
私の仕事は、巨額のを見て、絶望している
back into English
My job is to see the huge, and despair
back into Japanese
私の仕事は大きく見て、そして絶望
back into English
My job is at large, and despair
back into Japanese
私の仕事ですが、大規模な絶望
back into English
It is my job, large despair
back into Japanese
それは私の仕事は、大きな失望だ
back into English
It is my job, is a major disappointment
back into Japanese
それは私の仕事は、大きな失望される
back into English
That's my job to be a major disappointment
back into Japanese
それが私の仕事は、大きな失望される
back into English
That's what I will be a major disappointment
back into Japanese
それは私は大きな失望をどうなっていくの
back into English
That's what I'm going to a big disappointment
back into Japanese
それは私は大きな失望をしたいのですが
back into English
It is I want a big disappointment
back into Japanese
私は大きな失望をしたいと考えている
back into English
I want to be a major disappointment
back into Japanese
私は大きな失望になりたい
back into English
I want to be a major disappointment
foobar said @ 11:37pm GMT on 6th Aug
Appropriate.
DrowJones said @ 10:04pm GMT on 6th Aug
I'll have a bite to it ... I was chewing BABURUGAMUBABURUGAMU.
anger_die said @ 10:07pm GMT on 6th Aug
"At the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Deep in the shape of the land, people with disabilities are pessimistic about the exception."


theolypse said @ 10:15pm GMT on 6th Aug
Creative acts of clever monkeys leaves the devil envious
->
Envy, MONKIZUSUMATO leaf is a creative act of the devil


I am the sixth son of the sixth son of the sixth son
->
My son, the first two, the first two, and two sons, the first of two sons


I am the son of Mars, cleansed with infected blood
->
To purify the blood of his Son into the world of infectious diseases
buzhidao said @ 10:17pm GMT on 6th Aug

do you want to see my tits
becomes
please i want to see your boobs

in one go.
silly japanese. no wonder all the train rape!
buzhidao said @ 10:21pm GMT on 6th Aug
for thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forever and ever.

British power, and glory is forever.
shiney things said @ 11:08pm GMT on 6th Aug
The first rule of project mayhem is do not ask questions-->Rules in the chaos of the first issue of this project
archangel_2 said @ 11:12pm GMT on 6th Aug
I broke it!

"Prostitution is a combination of sex and free enterprise. Which of those two are you opposed to?"

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium. (that's not what it translates to - that's what it said when it gave up trying to find equilibrium. lol)
animus kadmon said @ 12:14am GMT on 7th Aug
The left one for me
My family is Sunday, February 22 will be
3 of my heartache 33
4 44 My headache
5 of 55 in my solitude
My sorrow 666
No No No, tomorrow 77.
8 I will never forget
999, have been lost to God
10 All All All All

All cases, you can kiss the air
I can see the back of your watch
dooloo9 said @ 2:26am GMT on 7th Aug
start with:

don't look too hard at the soft man in the pale glass window looking at you sideways


result:

Hard man right next to the window, the soft light


dooloo9 said @ 2:28am GMT on 7th Aug [Score:2 Funny]
start with:

don't confuse love with sex because it will only lead to heartache and blue balls


result:

A blue ball, I love sex and pain and confusion
mwoody said @ 3:38am GMT on 7th Aug
Pirate, walk through the bar. Bartender, "and the hip, the steering wheel." Pirate, "Reply yaaar! It is driving me nuts!"
Makopelli said @ 4:35am GMT on 7th Aug
i accidentally a coca cola bottle >>>>>>>> i accidentally a coca cola bottle

The universal language, apparently.
Seneki69 said @ 5:25am GMT on 7th Aug
On the genitals of a health club.
Seneki69 said @ 5:26am GMT on 7th Aug
Dix great metaphor
Seneki69 said @ 5:29am GMT on 7th Aug
We came for porn, we stayed for pr0n

私たちは、ポルノに来て、私たちエロ滞在

We came to the porn, we stayed in the adult

私たちはポルノのようになった、私たちは、大人の宿泊

We came to the porn, we stayed in adults

私たちはポルノのようになった、私たち大人に宿泊

We came to the porn, we stayed for adults

私たちはポルノのようになった、私たち大人のための宿泊

We came to the porn, stay for our adults

私たちはポルノを、私たち大人のための滞在だった

We have the porn, stay for adults was our

された私たちは、大人のための滞在は、ポルノが私たちの

We are, stay for the adult, we have porn

私たちは、大人のために、ポルノが滞在

We are for adults, stay porn

私たち大人のための、ポルノ滞在

For adults we stay porn

大人のためのポルノ滞在

Accommodation for adults porn
Seneki69 said @ 5:31am GMT on 7th Aug
Now considered a cult by the Pope

これで、法王が教団と見なさ

The Pope is considered a cult

教皇は、教団の考えられている

Pope is considered a cult
Seneki69 said @ 5:34am GMT on 7th Aug
My hovercraft is full of eels
私のホバークラフトうなぎに満ちている
Hovercraft is full of my eel
ホバークラフト私のウナギに満ちている
I have a hovercraft full of eels
私はホバークラフトうなぎを十分にある
My hovercraft is full of eel
私のホバークラフトウナギに満ちている
I have full HOBAKURAFUTOUNAGI
私は完全なHOBAKURAFUTOUNAGI
I fully HOBAKURAFUTOUNAGI
私は完全にHOBAKURAFUTOUNAGI
I completely HOBAKURAFUTOUNAGI

:(
endopol said @ 5:08pm GMT on 7th Aug
I think this means that the Japanese have a special word for eel hovercrafts.
EPT said @ 6:17am GMT on 7th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
Loose lips sink ships
into Japanese
緩い唇発送シンク
back into English
Loose lips sink ships

Looks like the Japs and the Brits are in agreement on that one...
EPT said @ 6:18am GMT on 7th Aug
This is Tom Cruise. You may ask how I can type while being fucked by a dalmation.
これはトムクルーズです。あなたがどのようにできるタイプはダルメシアンがめちゃくちゃして求めることができる。
This is Tom Cruise. How can you type can be obtained by a dalmatian mess.
これはトムクルーズです。ダルメシアン混乱をどのように入力することにより得られます。
This is Tom Cruise. Can be obtained by entering into any confusion dalmatian.
これはトムクルーズです。ダルメシアンに入力して、任意の混乱を得ることができます。
This is Tom Cruise. Enter the dalmatian, you can get any confusion.
back into Japanese
これはトムクルーズです。のダルメシアンを入力して、任意の混乱を得ることができます。
This is Tom Cruise. Enter a dalmatian, you can get any confusion.
back into Japanese
これはトムクルーズです。一ダルメシアンを入力して、任意の混乱を得ることができます。
This is Tom Cruise. Enter a dalmatian, you can get any confusion.
EPT said @ 6:28am GMT on 7th Aug
Comedy GOLD:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
井戸は、民兵組織規制の自由国家の安全保障に必要とされて、人々の権利を維持し、武器を持つ、侵害してはならない。
Well, it is necessary to the security of a free state militia regulations, and maintain the rights of people with weapons, and should not be infringed.
(skip a few)
ええと、それは必要な兵器の偏見は、国民の自由は、民兵の権利の保障を維持するために規制されています。
back into English
Well, it is necessary weapons prejudice, freedom of the people are regulated to maintain the security of the rights of a militia.
EPT said @ 6:48am GMT on 7th Aug
The danger today is not so much that machines will learn to think and feel but that men will cease to do so.

becomes

I man, learn the risk of stopping the majority of today's machines.
ArthurPhilipDent said @ 12:32pm GMT on 7th Aug
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances .
...
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium."
Fenny said @ 2:29pm GMT on 7th Aug
Just ask yourself - Matt?
Fenny said @ 2:46pm GMT on 7th Aug [Score:1 Informative]
I'm a light vein, that will change the hard drive, in the middle of the large room behind the failure of the bug, I have twin boys, food, river otter, black computer gay hermaphrodites photo flash extension of this Light and water screen Italy, Goatse man, sperm penii football, gold, or old blood, stripper video, kitten proctoptosis, shitting all growth in the rotation, the running game, 80 are fixed by opening the size of the mountains growls:

"In this case, the rest of us, the FAP can be possible."
Fenny said @ 3:04pm GMT on 7th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
Hmm, going back to some of Hummus! old comments, things are becoming clearer:

- some love itself, get behave, come! = Is the act of love!
- very of man face scary! = Look very scary!
- lets loving song, o sky!, pig, goat, and gel. = Favorite songs and empty! Pigs, goats, and gel.
- that flaps; young woman she bulb rivalry happy/playful lol = Lol happy young woman flaps / light bulb fun competition
- fun my the fry good day for juice womans = Fry is a good woman, his juice fun
arrowhen said @ 1:50am GMT on 8th Aug
and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.
into Japanese
と彼女は彼のディックでは、空の浴槽に落としていたシャワーのような跳躍をつかんで、彼女は両手を背中に深くそして3回ショットの爪で、太い縞模様のある彼女の胸に傷。怪傑ゾロのように。
back into English
She is Dick and he is getting a jump in the shower that was dropped in an empty bathtub, and her deep claw back the hands of the shot three times, scratched her chest with thick stripes. As Zorro.
back into Japanese
彼女は、彼のディックは、空の浴槽で削除されましたシャワーでジャンプしている、と彼女の深い爪再びシュートの手を3回、厚さが彼女の胸の傷のストライプ。怪傑ゾロ。
back into English
She is Dick and he jumps in the shower that was deleted in the empty tub, a hand shot back with her nails a deep three times in her chest wound stripe thickness. Zorro.
back into Japanese
彼女は、彼のディックは、空の浴槽で削除されてシャワーのジャンプ、自分の手は彼女の爪彼女の胸に深い傷を3倍の厚さで撮影ストライプ。怪傑ゾロ。
back into English
She is Dick and he jumps in the shower to remove the empty bathtub, his hands are a deep wound to her chest with her nails three times the thickness of the stripe in the shooting. Zorro.
back into Japanese
彼女はディック氏は、空の浴槽とシャワーのジャンプを削除し、彼の手を彼女の爪の撮影では、ストライプの3倍の厚さで彼女の胸に深い傷をしている。怪傑ゾロ。
back into English
She said Dick, jumping to remove the empty bathtub and shower, in the shooting of her nails in his hands, the three stripes that deep scars on her breasts in the thickness of the times. Zorro.
back into Japanese
彼女はディック、空の浴槽とシャワーを削除し、彼の手に彼女の爪の撮影でジャンプによると、 3つのストライプは、倍の厚さの彼女の胸に深い傷跡を。怪傑ゾロ。
back into English
She Dick, remove the empty bathtub and shower, jump in the shooting of her nails in his hands, one of three stripes, a deep scar on her chest with a thickness of times. Zorro.
back into Japanese
彼女はディック、削除すると、空の浴槽とシャワー、彼の手は、彼女の爪の撮影でジャンプの3つのストライプは、倍の厚さで彼女の胸に深い傷。怪傑ゾロ。
back into English
She is Dick, and to remove, empty the tub and shower, his hands, her nails jump shooting of three stripes, a deep wound to her chest in the thickness of the times. Zorro.
back into Japanese
、彼の手を、彼女の爪の3つのストライプは、倍の厚さの彼女の胸に深い傷の撮影ジャンプ彼女ディックであり、削除するには、空の浴槽とシャワー。怪傑ゾロ。
back into English
, His hands, the three stripes in one of her fingernails, and her jump shot Dick deep wound in her chest with a thickness of times, to remove the empty bathtub and shower. Zorro.
back into Japanese
、彼の手は、彼女の爪の3つのストライプは、ジャンプディック彼女と彼女の胸に深い傷を倍の厚さで、空の浴槽とシャワーショットを削除する。怪傑ゾロ。
back into English
, His hands, the fingernails of one of her three stripes, the thickness of the times of deep scars on her chest with her Dick jump, shot to remove the empty bathtub and shower. Zorro.
back into Japanese
、彼の手は、彼女の3つのストライプの爪、彼女のディックジャンプで彼女の胸に深い傷を倍の厚さ、空の浴槽とシャワーショットを削除する。怪傑ゾロ。
karrdek said @ 7:10am GMT on 8th Aug
Some SE taglines.

It's like having ADHD, because... HEY! Look at those tits!
->->->
Also, ADHD, ... Hey! These milk!

Every time you kill a kitten, god masturbates
->->->
Kitten, God masturbates kill

Where the elite meet to beat the meat
->->->
Is to masturbate in order to meet the elite

(page crashed with this one)
Prostitution is a combination of sex and free enterprise. Which of those two are you opposed to?
->->->
Is a combination of business and free enterprise. Over, these two cases, or one or two, or one or two, or one or two, or one or two, or 1 or 2 or 3 and the reverse direction, or 2007 bushels, or one month?
sociology_boy said @ 1:54pm GMT on 8th Aug
I'd like to fuck your tight asshole and then pull out and cum on your face
into Japanese
私はあなたのタイトな嫌な奴にしたいのですが気にしてあなたの顔に手を引くと兼
back into English
I pull out and cum on your face and worry about the guy I want you nasty, tight
back into Japanese
私は手を引くと顔を兼と私は、タイトな嫌なやつを心配する
back into English
And my face and I pull out, to worry about tight cow
back into Japanese
と私の顔と私は、タイトな牛を気にする手を引く
back into English
I think my face is about to pull out of a tight cattle
back into Japanese
私は自分の顔について、タイトな牛の手を引くことだと思う
back into English
I'm on my face, I think it's back out of tight cattle
back into Japanese
私は自分の顔によ、私はそれをバックにタイトな牛のことだと思う
back into English
I'm in his face, I think it is really tight in the back of the cow that
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔にいるよ、私はそれを実際に牛の後ろにぴったりだと思うが
back into English
I will have to face him, but I think it's actually right behind the cows that
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔があるだろうが、実際に私は、牛の真後ろに思う
back into English
I will have to face him, I actually think right behind the cows
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔に、私は実際に正しいと思うが、牛の後ろに
back into English
I have to face him, but I actually think right, and behind the cow
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔をしているが、私は実際に正しい、と思うと、牛の後ろに
back into English
I have to face him, I was actually correct, and I think that, after the cows
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔に、私は実際には正しいが、あると思うが、牛の後
back into English
I have to face him, I was actually correct, but I think that, after the cows
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔に、私は実際に修正されているが、私は思うが、牛の後
back into English
I have to face him, I have actually been fixed, I think that, after the cows
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔に、私は実際には、固定されていると思うがあると、牛の後
back into English
I have to face him, I actually, I think there are fixed, after the cows
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔に、私は実際に、私は思うが、後に固定されている牛
back into English
I have to face him, I actually think I have, cows that are fixed after
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔に、私は実際に私は、後に固定されている牛があると思うが
back into English
I have to face him, I actually I was, I think there is a cow that is fixed after
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔が、私は実際に私は、私が後に固定されている牛だと思う
back into English
I face him, I actually I think cows are fixed me later
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔、私は実際に固定されていると思う私の牛へ
back into English
I face him, I think to my beef is actually fixed
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔、私は牛肉を考え、実際に固定されています
back into English
I face him, I think the beef is actually fixed
back into Japanese
私は彼の顔、私は牛肉が実際に固定されていると思う
back into English
I face him, I think I actually fixed the beef
back into Japanese
私は、私は彼の顔は実際には牛肉の固定
back into English
I, I is not really his face fixed in beef
back into Japanese
私は、私には本当に彼の顔牛肉の固定
back into English
I, I fixed his face really beef
back into Japanese
私は、彼の顔は本当に牛肉固定
back into English
I have his face fixed real beef
back into Japanese
私は本当の自分の顔をしている牛肉の固定
back into English
I fixed the beef has been the face of true self
back into Japanese
私は本当の自分の顔をされている牛肉の固定
back into English
I fixed the beef is my real face
back into Japanese
私は私の本当の顔牛肉固定され
back into English
I fixed my real beef face
back into Japanese
私は本物の牛の顔を修正
back into English
I modify the look of a real cow
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
nbob said @ 3:12am GMT on 9th Aug
What the hell?

"but I want her so badly"

-->

"However, she is my hell"

***

"but I watch her so sadly"

-->

"She watches me very sad"
sacrelicious said @ 3:20am GMT on 9th Aug
heavy, man.

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