Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Ask SE: This one time, when I met a fellow SE'er...

I'll go first. This one time, when I met a fellow SE'er (revchoppy), he offered me a "slam-job". I don't know why I agreed. To this day, I can't even think about coitus without sobbing.

Seriously though, have you met one of your fellow SE'ers face to face? Tell us how/when/where/what you did/something about him or her.
[by leswilkerson@3:45amGMT] [+10 Good]

Comments

Rainbow Randolf said @ 3:51am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Underrated]
I'll let Amul Muzz take this one...
Mikhail_16 said @ 3:55am GMT on 16th Jun
Nah, never seen anyone...
Mikhail_16 said @ 3:56am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Underrated]
Errr, I mean really never seen anyone
Amul Muzz said @ 7:50am GMT on 20th Jun
Wat?
errant said @ 3:52am GMT on 16th Jun
I wish :/
al_ said @ 3:55am GMT on 16th Jun
no. but honestly id like to fuck one of you.
shizac said @ 4:01am GMT on 16th Jun
there can be only ONE!
wyckedfae said @ 3:46pm GMT on 16th Jun
...Honestly id like to fuck one all of you.
cb361 said @ 1:34am GMT on 17th Jun
I'll fuck anything that's going.
revchoppy said @ 4:01pm GMT on 16th Jun
Is it our oversized heads or amorphous bodies that do it for you?
incpenners said @ 3:57am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:5]
Apropos of nothing, except, well, Top Gear

warmseat said @ 8:20am GMT on 16th Jun


'I don't want to grow up!'
Cheeky bastard.
TheCooler said @ 3:57am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:2 Funny]
I once tryed to stalk face, but it was hard because I couldn't find anyone with that frozen expression.
Stension said @ 4:02am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Informative]
I met leswilkerson once. He offered me a blowjob. I declined.
leswilkerson said @ 4:03am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Classy Pr0n]
No, I didn't offer. I INSISTED.


And, yes, you declined... :_(
lilmookieesquire said @ 4:26am GMT on 16th Jun
So rude!
assbastard said @ 4:05am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Interesting]
I've met Bob LLama, Dravenjoke, and Snowfox, and I'm going to get to know Snowfox a bit better coming next month, if you get my drift.
TheCooler said @ 4:08am GMT on 16th Jun
She agreed to break out her strap-on on you?
assbastard said @ 4:10am GMT on 16th Jun
I'd allow it if she didn't have a hate!fuck fantasy that would ruin my asshole for years to come.
blacksun said @ 5:01am GMT on 16th Jun
assbastard!
King of the Hill said @ 4:09am GMT on 16th Jun
Just remember... She doesn't kiss on the mouth.
maryyugo said @ 6:26am GMT on 16th Jun
and she doesn't take american express.


sorry... must've been thinking of one of my old friends.
Fenny said @ 9:04pm GMT on 16th Jun
My 'friends' call me Cash!
mrcucumber said @ 11:33pm GMT on 16th Jun
I know someone named Cash. Is that you?
assbastard said @ 2:04pm GMT on 16th Jun
Just because she didn't when she hired you doesn't mean she won't when she and I get together.
Bob LLama said @ 8:34am GMT on 16th Jun
I WAS THERE FOR THAT EVENT AND CAN VOUCH FOR THE FACT THAT WE DID IN FACT MEET.

END TRANSMISSION.
Sarahbear said @ 1:07am GMT on 17th Jun
REALLY now? Maybe I'll be there....
assbastard said @ 2:37am GMT on 17th Jun
Depends on if you're coming out with her for SDCC.
Sarahbear said @ 3:14am GMT on 17th Jun
Oh I don't know what SDCC is so prolly not.

I thought maybe you were among the guests visiting her place this summer.
assbastard said @ 6:14am GMT on 17th Jun
Oh, San Diego Comic Convention. She's coming out here for that, I'm going to drive down and meet up with her.
King of the Hill said @ 4:08am GMT on 16th Jun
I've met the following over dinner and beer in Denver:

BobMyKnob
Vagabond/FishDinner(Nels)

Noodle house in San Francisco with his fiance:

DrPascal

Over Breakfast outside of D.C. *We met for breakfast you pervs:

Cathy

Gave him my employee discount on a ThinkPad before he started college:

Jewbacchus


All were pleasant to meet with and glad I had the opportunity.
windex said @ 4:36am GMT on 16th Jun
i, too, have met vagabond/fishdinner(nels).

did you make out with him. i made out with him. that means we made out. ^5
King of the Hill said @ 4:42am GMT on 16th Jun
I wore a dental dam.
bobmyknob said @ 10:15am GMT on 21st Jun
We haven't met yet. :(

Did you mean tuba_man?
DrPascal8 said @ 8:26am GMT on 22nd Jun
Yep yep ... I've met King and Jaxon.

Got some dinner with King and my (future) wife in SF when he was in town, was cool.

Still good friends with Jaxon, keep in touch with him regularly.
revchoppy said @ 4:08am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Insightful]
he's spot on about the slam job. But I still cry, too.

I STILL CRY TOO LESTER.
Rammek said @ 5:20am GMT on 16th Jun
So sad... :-(
G. W. Bush said @ 4:12am GMT on 16th Jun
http://www.moanmyip.com/
Mr. Langosta said @ 4:31am GMT on 16th Jun
I roomed with one for two years, but we knew each other before SE, so it doesn't count.
left handed bear sleeve said @ 5:01am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Informative]
I'm engaged to the SE'er you roomed with and when we met all you had to say about me was, "Where's the walnuts?"
Chop-Logik said @ 5:29am GMT on 16th Jun
Was this technically about you, or to you?
Enquiring minds want to know.
Mr. Langosta said @ 6:59am GMT on 16th Jun
Heh, I remember the meeting, but not my line. Was there any context to my line at all, or just sweet beautiful drunk talk?
left handed bear sleeve said @ 9:54am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
the line was 'about' me and I do believe that it was in reference to the fact that his tract record with the ladies never included 32 D's
Mr. Langosta said @ 2:49pm GMT on 16th Jun
Oh, my trademark wit, I see. Well, at least I don't feel like I owe any one an apology. Inappropriate sideways compliments all around!
ckfahrenheit said @ 4:34am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:4 Insightful]
Haven't. Afraid.
spite48 said @ 9:59pm GMT on 16th Jun
I'm not scared anymore. I'm ready.
-_- said @ 10:06pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:2 Funny]
When I visited rosary I hadn't been there 10 minutes before the relatives and such started calling his cell to see if everything was ok.
My favorite was his boss who told him "if you need me to call the police just say peaches".

:D
lilmookieesquire said @ 4:34am GMT on 16th Jun
If you cunts do the Tokyo meet up while I'm visiting California (June 28 to July 14th) I will downmod you all to zero karma!
Bodnoirbabe said @ 7:56am GMT on 16th Jun
What part of California? I'm just an hour east of LA.
lilmookieesquire said @ 8:10am GMT on 16th Jun
Bay Area here :(
Naruki said @ 8:41am GMT on 16th Jun
I don't think they will. Aren't you and I the only ones here?
lilmookieesquire said @ 10:18am GMT on 16th Jun
There is Mr.Zeroping and possibly "Tom the fish"
http://sensibleerection.com/entry.php/74642
http://www.communitywalk.com/SEpeople

and I'm wondering where that obahsan guy (http://sensibleerection.com/profile.php/4618) is from.
velourfrog said @ 10:29am GMT on 16th Jun
Actually, I'm in Tokyo from the 20th to the 25th, and currently in Kyoto :)
ring riot said @ 4:40am GMT on 16th Jun
Was friends with and had a band with a couple of SE'er's for a while.
revchoppy said @ 5:49am GMT on 16th Jun
I used to have a band with some SE'er's too, and I'm still friends with them.
Ronin.ca said @ 4:48am GMT on 16th Jun
I've met and hang out with javakins here in Dunedin.

He's a prince of a fellow.

No sexual favors have been exchanged.

Rammek said @ 5:22am GMT on 16th Jun
I can't believe you up and moved away to NZ before I could have come to Montreal to get into a serious slap fight. Like the kind drunk chicks get into in the bathroom at bars after drinking too many Smirnoff Ice's.

It woulda been awesome you French Fried Kiwi <3
javakins said @ 3:36pm GMT on 17th Jun
None that you're aware of, that is ;-) ghbftwkthx
Quenadian said @ 9:58pm GMT on 17th Jun
Hey, how has Dunedin been? I wish that I had made it further south than Christchurch, when I visited NZ...
revchoppy said @ 3:38pm GMT on 18th Jun
When the hell did you move to NZ?
lsdbeta said @ 4:58am GMT on 16th Jun
Met Redox. Not a lot of se'ers in Brisbane, Australia. I think there's one other, sergeant snapper morgan or something but where has he disappeared to??
EPT said @ 5:08am GMT on 16th Jun
Sgt Harry 'Snapper' Organs hasn't been on for a while. Funny bloke, I miss him. Didn't know he was from Brisvegas, thought he was a Melbourne lad.
lsdbeta said @ 6:06am GMT on 16th Jun
Nah he's brissy mate. When you due back home? Before your yank tour last I heard you were bunked up in Beijing.
EPT said @ 7:04am GMT on 16th Jun
Nah, never been to China. It's been two months in the US with one to go. Just spent the last week in a mate's place in North Carolina - which has been awesome as it gets old fast when you have to find new accommodation every 1-3 days.

I leave NY on the 15th and get home on the 17th, losing the day I gained coming here :(
noiseloop said @ 6:35am GMT on 16th Jun
I was a Brissie SEr! Now in a northern NSW town called Maclean.
lsdbeta said @ 11:58pm GMT on 16th Jun
Boo! Come back to Brisvegas!
KropperPrime said @ 5:03am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Insightful]
Nobody wanna meet me :(
lilmookieesquire said @ 8:09am GMT on 16th Jun
Actually I'd love to get a chance to punch you in the face.

Just kidding. Though I have a slight suspicion that you'd arrange a meeting just for the chance to stand someone up, you still seem like an interesting guy and I do wonder what an IRL KP rant would be like.
TheCooler said @ 8:15am GMT on 16th Jun
I have an idea from two people I work with.
One a methed up republican who embezzled money from his parent's business.
And the other, a racist african american who reminds me of Phelps
KropperPrime said @ 9:43am GMT on 16th Jun
I'd probably come out as less of an asshole in person.

Cuz you know, I speak french.

Oh wait, that doesn't work... at all.
lilmookieesquire said @ 12:09pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
No, it's perfect! I can't understand any French! :p
Actually, it's my dirty little secret... but I imagine you are actually a hell of a nice guy. I don't want that to get out though. I understand you might be able to sue me for libel.
kang said @ 12:52am GMT on 17th Jun [Score:1 Insightful]
I agree. KP would be a lot nicer in person. In my limited experience, people seem to be very different than they are online. People who write a lot tend to be quieter in person. People who don't write much online tend to be more of a talker in person. Strongly opinionated persons online are that way because they don't have a place or people to vent to in real life. Many assholes online can be surprisingly nice in person - they just do their venting online because they're not like that in meatspace.

I'm sure there are exceptions here but I've just been surprised many times by how different some people are online versus in person. Alter-egos on teh intervents and all that.
Chop-Logik said @ 3:32am GMT on 17th Jun
KropperPrime said @ 3:55am GMT on 17th Jun
You can easily remove the anonymity.
adam_rh said @ 5:22am GMT on 16th Jun
I brought cold_water to this site. We've been friends for a number of years.
cold_water said @ 8:02pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Insightful]
...it's all your fault.
adam_rh said @ 6:40am GMT on 17th Jun
For the love of jebus, get off the internet and go have real sex!!!
Tang said @ 5:26am GMT on 16th Jun
i was supposed to meet madfishmonger for a nerdy drawing session at her place last year. but upon request i went to my nieces birthday party instead. after realizing that i passed out the opportunity to hang out with a really cool beautiful lady for a shitty 7 year old's birthday party i felt well.... really really stupid.
i think there are only a handful of SE'ers in winnipeg
chances are i have passed them all a 1000 times on the street without noticing it
just actually haven't met anyone
mrcucumber said @ 11:38pm GMT on 16th Jun
nerdy drawing session

Hmmmm. Do you mean "figure" drawing? Is that nerdy? Or were you going to draw schematics for light switches?
Torp said @ 12:20am GMT on 17th Jun
Mostly a lurker here but from Winnipeg also
Quenadian said @ 10:01pm GMT on 17th Jun
Aren't there only a handful of people in Winnipeg... with PC's?
Tang said @ 11:31pm GMT on 17th Jun
only because the crime rate is so high
Chop-Logik said @ 12:22am GMT on 18th Jun
Everyone is far too busy being stabbed to log onto the Internet.
Torp said @ 12:43am GMT on 18th Jun
Most of the stabbings occur in the summer months. You gotta be pretty pissed at someone to go out in the winter at -40 C to stab them. If you visit here just be careful and don't piss anyone off because even the grannies carry knives. lol
Sarahbear said @ 4:38pm GMT on 18th Jun
Knives? Psssh Texas Guns> your Knives!
flat_michael said @ 5:28am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:2 Funny]
I met someone who claimed to also be on SE, but I'm pretty sure it was just some lurker.

I particularly remember he drunkenly mocked the Terry Pratchett book I had lying about.

It took a long time and several blowjobs for me to forgive him.
Naruki said @ 8:38am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
Hey, at least I learned to like Pratchett from that.

Oh, and I never thanked you for the blowjobs. They were fab.
Sarahbear said @ 1:32am GMT on 17th Jun
Hmm this sounds like my saturday night.



And I like Terry Pratchett.
Ifrit said @ 5:31am GMT on 16th Jun
I met graham once. It was strange...his real name is graham.
flat_michael said @ 6:54am GMT on 16th Jun
are you saying your real name isn't Ifrit?

that's terribly disappointing...
remiq said @ 8:56pm GMT on 16th Jun
You mean your name is Flat Michael?
Fenny said @ 12:22am GMT on 17th Jun
Michael Flatley?!
graham said @ 6:56pm GMT on 16th Jun
Didn't we dissect a cat together?
EPT said @ 5:33am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:3]
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Austin meetup: Equinophobe†, snowfox‡, shiney_things§, EPT, blutstein1984♠


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Winston-Salem meetup: f00m@nb@r♣¤, EPT♦

† Don't ask about the name within hearing distance of shiney...
‡ Corrected my pronunciation of the French word 'croissant' in a Texan accent...
§ Probably still has a pencil drawing of me that I left in her car, done by some random dude in a pub...
Has dreamy eyes...
♠ Works in an awesome toy store that's open until midnight on weekends, for all your late-night toy needs...
♣ Is stuck for a while in Winston-Salem, a place where he showed me that you have to sign in to drink liquors if you're drinking in a bar...
¤ Bonus bit: caught a cab with him and the driver was a woman whose actual name was 'Skeeter'...
♦ Was much more awake for this meetup...
EPT said @ 5:41am GMT on 16th Jun
Um...

get this

then wait for your timeout

then get this

then I'll let you figure out the rest...
EPT said @ 7:22am GMT on 16th Jun
&&
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10
11
snowfox said @ 12:12pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:2]
I don't have a Texan accent lol. And now I have to hurt you.
EPT said @ 2:19pm GMT on 16th Jun
I'm not sure what that accent is. I'd just come across a few different texan accents and just assumed it was another :)
Jewbacchus said @ 6:05am GMT on 17th Jun
You have a thick accent and an incredibly slow drawl, but it's nothing to be sensitive about.
snowfox said @ 9:45am GMT on 17th Jun
People usually think I am from California... I think it is more that you guys fail at identifying accents. Also, the slow drawl is because people always fucking complained that I talked too fast, and it makes me seem commanding and authoritative.

I do find it offensive because I do some voice over work and can only do it because I have a very generic non-regional American accent. Saying I have a thick accent is absolutely an insult.
Jewbacchus said @ 10:01am GMT on 17th Jun
I poke, in jest.
snowfox said @ 10:10am GMT on 17th Jun
Well I know that now =P
Sarahbear said @ 6:35pm GMT on 17th Jun
You're small poking stick makes it always "in jest"
steele.kelso said @ 1:47am GMT on 18th Jun
BURN!
BlutStein1984 said @ 4:55am GMT on 19th Jun
I'll take whatever trace of Texan accent you have, if that's even possible. Not that folks from up north are bad but since Texans boast about their state so much, I ended up growing up in a town with few natives. Instead of a cool accent I have a watered down version which isn't fun at all.

George Bush hails from Connecticut and he sounds the part better than I do. For shame.
shiney things said @ 12:43pm GMT on 16th Jun
I do still have that drawing in mr car, actually.
HoZay said @ 3:52pm GMT on 17th Jun
EPT, is that your meet-up outfit, or daily uniform?
sanepride said @ 5:53am GMT on 16th Jun
Deluded fools. No one here exists IRL.
drunk said @ 6:14am GMT on 16th Jun
I've never met any of you sickos.
And you disgust me to a degree where I just might have to at some point.

But in the meantime, let me draw your attention to the fact that there's another new Sexy Losers strip up as of a few days ago
I continue to be perversely amused by it and by you.
Fenny said @ 9:05pm GMT on 16th Jun
A/S/L?
diamantiferous said @ 6:17am GMT on 16th Jun
I met Bob Llama for hunan and Juno. It was cuuuuute. We were supposed to get a drink yesterday in his neck of the woods, but noOOOOOoooo...
Bob LLama said @ 5:52pm GMT on 16th Jun
Meeting diamantiferous was a life-changing event. A++++++++. Would meet again.

Also, sorry about yesterday, after my camping trip, I had a metric fuck-ton of work to catch up on and I was sucked into a maelstrom of pain and anguish.

:(
leezurd said @ 6:18am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:5 Insightful]
Recalled from SE pages long ago...

'07, I think.

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leezurd said @ 9:14am on 19th September [Score:5 Interesting]




"Godamnit, -_- !

You're a goddamned genius!

That's the most outstanding

idea I've ever heard. You must


have a godamned I.Q. of a hundred

and sixty! You are godamned gifted,

-_- !"




That's what was running through my head, when I left him at midnight on Sunday.

You'll recognize it from Forrest Gump.

Not that he's like Forrest, but he is gifted.




This past Sunday, I was lucky enough to meet up with a fellow SE'er.

I met him in front of the big pink church that sits south east, of my livingroom window.



My wife, Carrie, and I walked over to meet him when he got off the train.

We rounded the corner of 15th ave., and Judah, and I spotted him from ½ a block.

But, I was barely able to mumble the words "There he is" before we were treated to the theme of Chariots of Fire, belted out from what I perceived to be a man of roughly seven feet, 15 inches tall.

Instantly, the song Big Bad John went screaming through my head.

Ev'ry mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive

He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five


Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip

And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big John.

(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)



Nobody seemed to know where John called home

He just drifted into town and stayed all alone

He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy

And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big John.



Somebody said he came from New Orleans


Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen

And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand

Sent a Loosiana fellow to the Promised Land-Big John

(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)



Then came the day at the bottom of the mine

When a timber cracked and men started cryin'

Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast

And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept John




Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell

Walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well

Grabbed a saggin' timber, gave out with a groan

And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone-Big John

(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)



And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove

Then a miner yelled out "There's a light up above!"

And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave


Now there's only one left down there to save-Big John



With jacks and timbers they started back down

Then came that rumble way down in the ground

And then smoke and gas belched out of that mine

Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big John

(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)



Now they never reopened that worthless pit

They just placed a marble stand in front of it


These few words are written on that stand

At the bottom of this mine lies a hell of man, Big John

(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)



[Fade]

(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)





There were brief introductions.



We wandered back to my apartment. I gave -_- the customary tour.


"If you look to your left, you'll see the living room. To the right, you'll notice the bedroom."

I showed him the place that I sit and type out woefully bad humor on the pages of SE. He was inches from the monkey that graham sent me.

Yet, he acted, as though it was all the norm. I realized I had a friend in my home.

I called and made reservations at the Stinking Rose, as -_- said he had never eaten there.

Parking isn't always easy in SF. So, we parked about 5 blocks away. And, as we got out of the car, -_- asked if I'd be offended if he smoked.

FUCK!!!

I had forgotten my cigarettes.

Luckily, -_- had a pouch and papers. And, he kindly rolled me a special, nonfiltered, cigarette. The way they did it in the 30's. I'm sure you've seen it. The one guy who, not only, doesn't have a cigarette, also doesn't have the slightest clue as to how to roll one up for himself...


That was me.

After -_- had saved me from my own stupidity, we headed for the restaurant.

We were less than two blocks away when, all of the sudden, -_- yelled "Mike. BUS. MIKE...BUS!!!!"

Luckily, I had only taken a step or two into the street.

I turned around and asked "Huh? What?"

-_- looked at me and said "Bus."

As it rumbled past, I asked if he meant the big metal box thing, on wheels, that was just about to kill me.

He confirmed that was what he was trying to get across, and we waited patiently for the light to yield the right of way to pedestrians.

Once it was safe, we crossed and walked towards our dining destination.




Upon our arrival, it turned out reservations were pointless. The cold, emotionless lady at the maitre'd station treated us just like a couple of people off the street. I told her we had reservations under "Mike". She said, "OK. How many? Two?", and made us wait till she had seated the six people who walked in before us. However, it took no longer than the time it took for us to figure out how to steal the two scooters left by their handicapped owners, than she was motioning us to follow someone to our table.

We looked at the menu. I wanted the million garlic clove chicken. -_- wanted to try something else. But, alas, we wound up ordering the same thing. Our waiter, Stephan, was absolutely wonderful. Answering all our questions, and backing out -_-'s repeated attempts at getting a dark beer...



FYI: YOU CANNOT ORDER A DARK BEER AT THE STINKING ROSE.



After a romantic wonderful meal, we decided to go get tattoos.

(-_- has a fantastic idea for his tattoo. Ask him about it sometime.)




That didn't work out.



So, we went to the book store. City Lights, perhaps you've heard of it.

Upon entering the fine establishment, we met one of the most passive aggressive bitches I've run across in quite some time, at the front desk.

-_- asked if they had children's books. Politely enough, she pointed us downstairs. -_-, literally, jumped with joy, and bounded down the stairs. He was singing out, in hopes of finding what we were after. I reminded him that people were trying to read, and he reminded me that it wasn't a library.

At first, we couldn't find the children's section. But, after -_- whispered "Has anyone seen the children's section?", I pointed to the sign next to us, and whispered, "I think it's here."

-_- quickly ascertained that the book we wanted wasn't there. (Now, there is a story here that is a story of it's own, but, I'm going to skip ahead)

We went back upstairs, and -_- asked the girl at the front desk what section she found to be the most interesting. Her response? "What kind of a question is that?"


Bitch.

-_- explained that he had managed a book warehouse at one point, and found all books interesting. So, as a result, he simply wanted to know what she found interesting. Well, she spat out some crap about it being "..depending on the day, you might want to read..." ...this, or that... blah, blah, blah. Basically, telling him that there is no real answer, and that as a former warehouse manager, he ought to know this.

If I hadn't just met -_-, I'd have been inclined to tell her, that as a book store sales person, she ought to know better than to shit on the customer. Luckily, -_- knew as much, and dropped the idea.



We walked back to the car.


It was about 9:30pm.

I kept checking my watch.

-_- had to be on a train, to the East Bay, by midnight.

I kept thinking he was going to think I was bored, so I tried not to check too often.

We got back to the car, and sat down on a flower box in front of the tapestry gallery we had parked next to.



The next 2 hours were filled with some of the most interesting, and amazing things I've ever heard.



Not only is -_- beyond intelligent, he's got ambition and dreams that make most Nobel winners look like selfish children.

He won't admit to it, but, don't be surprised if your life is affected, in the future, by -_-.


It'll be for the better.



Before I knew it, it was 11:45pm, and it was time for him to go.



And, with a handshake, he left.



I hold him in a very high regard. And, I suggest if you get the chance to meet him, do so.



You won't be sorry.
-_- said @ 2:49pm GMT on 16th Jun
*BLUSH*
larger2day said @ 11:44pm GMT on 17th Jun
haha I'd like to meet you too.
ckfahrenheit said @ 4:44pm GMT on 16th Jun
-_- will bring me back from the 4th dimension, haHAA!
superargo said @ 6:22am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Interesting]
I made an assbaby with Tamp.

In her ass.
leezurd said @ 6:25am GMT on 16th Jun
Details, please.
sanepride said @ 7:09am GMT on 16th Jun
You mean his ass.
warmseat said @ 8:50am GMT on 16th Jun
Details, details.
HoZay said @ 8:55am GMT on 16th Jun
whatever.
assbastard said @ 2:05pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:2]
Daddy?
superargo said @ 9:42pm GMT on 16th Jun
She had eaten 47 caramel candies that morning, and nothing else.

So when I gave her the good old yogurt enema, the miracle of nature produced was as sweet and brown as she.

Thank the lord for my black sheets.
maryyugo said @ 6:26am GMT on 16th Jun
a better question:

who has "made it" with an se member. as in **member**.
flat_michael said @ 6:58am GMT on 16th Jun
something you'd like to get off your chest?
Mr. Langosta said @ 7:02am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
I usually toss her a cloth to wipe up with.
leezurd said @ 7:04am GMT on 16th Jun
...chin?
EPT said @ 7:08am GMT on 16th Jun
Strange for such a revelatory question to come from a user too paranoid to even indicate their own gender.
Naruki said @ 8:42am GMT on 16th Jun
I don't think it's paranoid to keep that private.
sanepride said @ 7:10am GMT on 16th Jun
"made what"?
warmseat said @ 8:24am GMT on 16th Jun
I once made sex in school, during Art & Crafts. Such pretty, shiny, thick sex. Pompopus teacher wasn't impressed and broke my clay sculpture.
My sex lay on the floor.
Bodnoirbabe said @ 7:59am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:2 Informative]
Me! Mori and I repeatedly rape each other! But he actually showed me SE to begin with so I don't know if it counts.
warmseat said @ 8:18am GMT on 16th Jun
What happens outside SE stays outside SE.
Unless pics are posted. One day, I'm sure.
benjamander said @ 8:56pm GMT on 16th Jun
I've had sex with two people who have posted comments.
lsdbeta said @ 12:07am GMT on 17th Jun
I was drunk, you were easy, and you can't count yourself.
Sarahbear said @ 5:28am GMT on 17th Jun
Me too!

But I knew them before SE
maryyugo said @ 9:12am GMT on 17th Jun
yes but how did you mod them?
spite48 said @ 9:48pm GMT on 16th Jun
Not to their knowledge.
ComposerNate said @ 10:40pm GMT on 16th Jun
*raises both hands*
blackraid said @ 6:46am GMT on 16th Jun
We need to get together in South Cali! Plenty of Weed for all.
Bodnoirbabe said @ 7:59am GMT on 16th Jun
I would love to! Can't smoke the weed, but I think it could still be fun.
CapnSilver said @ 8:22am GMT on 16th Jun
I know carrotboi and eru but from before SE.
I think I met dalej a few times (assuming he's the guy that used to work with carrotboi, Dale is that you?).
I know danoot but he's a fulltime lurker.

I would be interested in meeting sydney SEers but I don't think there are that many
plexer said @ 8:40am GMT on 16th Jun
I was in Sydney. Now I'm in Brisbane. I'll be back in Sydney for work from November forwards though.
pel said @ 10:47am GMT on 16th Jun
Same here, except for the work thing.

('cos I'm currently unemployed! fucking lazinessrecession)
EPT said @ 2:23pm GMT on 16th Jun
pleiades is a sydneysider and if I'm not mistaken he enjoys a good social beering.
one_inch said @ 1:38am GMT on 17th Jun
you're not mistaken and he enjoys any beering, period. His modem is fuxored at the moment though so nary a peep from him shall you hear.
Sarahbear said @ 2:04am GMT on 17th Jun
One inch.... describes your micropenis?
Fwee said @ 2:53pm GMT on 16th Jun
I'm from Syd =D.
nbob said @ 3:19pm GMT on 16th Jun
I'm near Sydney! Be hell easy to head up for the day
Bob LLama said @ 8:39am GMT on 16th Jun
This one time, I met like 4 or 5 SEers (as detailed here. There were margaritas and acceptable Mexican food involved.

Well, I guess the margaritas must have been particularly strong there, because the next 6-8 hours get kind of fuzzy. I woke up and my ass was sore as hell, and I was missing a kidney. It wasn't until a few days later that I noticed the Mickey Mouse tattoo on my balls.

All in all, good times.
warmseat said @ 8:46am GMT on 16th Jun
It's not an SE meeting until the roofies start flowing.
Crysallis said @ 8:46am GMT on 16th Jun
I've met two people on webcam. Almost another while in Vegas. That's it?
warmseat said @ 8:57am GMT on 16th Jun
Meet = shaking another SE member's crusty, sticky, sweaty hand. Camming is cheating.
Silent said @ 8:58am GMT on 16th Jun
I have yet to meet anyone off SE but then the Uk is a small island, I'm sure it's only a matter of time till I run into one of them at speed, I think one lives near me (as the train locomates) and another used to live near me, then I do believeI owe cb361 a drink.

Welcome to SE, we love you.
Fenny said @ 9:11am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 WTF]
I live in London !
Silent said @ 3:29pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Underrated]
STOP STALKING ME FENNY.
I mean hay dude, feel free to message me, we English (and non-english Uk citizenry) deserve a drink!
PhastPhrog said @ 8:28pm GMT on 16th Jun
I live very, very close to London.... just ask Fenny
Fenny said @ 8:52pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Informative]
So close that I can be at his house, bypassing the security cams, picking the locks, sliding around on his black silk sheets, in a matter of minutes.
Silent said @ 8:54pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Classy Pr0n]
I can do the equivalent.. on IRC... *cough*
cb361 said @ 11:05pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
And all because the lady loves Milk Tray.
Silent said @ 11:20pm GMT on 16th Jun
Oh hai dude, [FREE HUGS]
*hands cb361 a [delux hugs £2] sign*
cb361 said @ 12:17am GMT on 17th Jun [Score:3 Funny]
I just spent way too long trying to find a funny image involving dulux, hugs, durex and old English Sheepdogs.

I couldn't find any though.



photobucket will cancel this in a few hours.
Fenny said @ 12:24am GMT on 17th Jun
v21 said @ 4:15pm GMT on 16th Jun
I too live in the UK! Let's have a SE UK meetup! I'll be in London all of July. Yes yes yes?

(Oh, and I know h3nry in real life. But his name isn't Henry, it's Spike. But he's like a Lord and lives in a manor and goes pheasant shooting. But is called Spike.)
Silent said @ 5:14pm GMT on 16th Jun
If you can get people excited about an SEuk meetup, I am all up for it.
Fenny said @ 6:34pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Insightful]
I'm up for it.

I'll be the one holding the teddy bear!
Silent said @ 6:48pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Informative]
Okay, I might have the long hair but I am not rapekit material, I would just get irksome with my penis hanging around there...
But I'm sure we can rustle up a couple of other SEuk types for you to pick and choose!
hen3ry said @ 7:03pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Informative]
I am indeed Spike. But I like to conceal this from my enemies, also lurk. London is a convenient place. It should be done. That is all.
Silent said @ 7:39pm GMT on 16th Jun
Greetings Spike, we're all meeting for a pint would you like to join us?

Anyways, on to business, we need to get ourselves a name cause frank;y SEuk sounds a bit poncy.
I was thinking the Society of English United Kinksters, but that's also SEuk, then there's SEe, SEl, SELE or even the SEBGWJWADD.
All those in favour of SEBGWJWADD raise your left eyebrow.
-_- said @ 9:15pm GMT on 16th Jun
^_-
Fenny said @ 9:24pm GMT on 16th Jun
o_Õ
hen3ry said @ 10:21pm GMT on 17th Jun
Pick a weekend in July, any weekend. Then replace it in the deck, and shuffle. Also, perhaps a location. I demand Monopoly relevance. Only then can we exclusively possess the required shoe, dog, hat etc. Perhaps near the Belfast, so that we can taunt NI based members?
cardinal said @ 9:03am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:2]
I dragged Jewbacchus down to South Africa for a month from Brooklyn.

He had to explain to custom officials that he was meeting an older man in Africa who he met over the internet.

I had a sign made for the airport that read "HAHA I LIVE IN ICELAND <3 CARDINAL" that I tried to get an old lady to hold.

I plied him with tequila and african marijuana. Then he answered my phone when my ex-girlfriend was calling and called her the name of my current girlfriend, which she wasn't aware I had. Then I dragged him to work with me most days and forced him to play flash games. My housemate took him bird watching and he managed to organise some shark cage diving for himself. And I took him up Table Mountain. Not sure what else happened.

A few months later, he sent me pictures he took while he was here of himself raping the cuddly little dinosaur my ex and I called "our baby".

He hasn't been seen in Africa since.

People I regret not meeting that I had the chance to meet: Bob Lama while I was in California because I was being worked like a dog while I was there (spazm in the netherlands for the same reason) and snowfox in Dallas, where I was planning on spending New Years, which I couldn't do because that was in December last year when the entire fucking world's economy blew up and I had to hightail it back to Africa.

There's plenty of others I'd still like to meet. I'd drink a hefty glass of pruno with all of you.

I WILL RETURN FOREIGNERS. I. WILL. RETURN.
Bob LLama said @ 5:56pm GMT on 16th Jun
I'm still offended that we never met up. I even shaved and everything!

You know... Down there...
Chop-Logik said @ 11:08pm GMT on 16th Jun
In Australia? HE LIVS IN AFRICA DUMMY LOLOL
Jewbacchus said @ 6:15am GMT on 17th Jun [Score:2 Insightful]
She's a dirty girl.





ComposerNate said @ 9:44am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Interesting]
I met snowfox and graham in two separate, and wildly different, occasions. I meet °susi nearly as often as I don't.
ComposerNate said @ 9:49am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Underrated]

snowfox, ComposerNate


°susi, ComposerNate, graham
cardinal said @ 9:54am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Interesting]
GRAHAM CONFIRMED. SET PHASERS TO STUNNING.
lilmookieesquire said @ 10:07am GMT on 16th Jun
This is so photoshopped.
ComposerNate said @ 10:51am GMT on 16th Jun
Is not.

(which one?)
Nihil said @ 11:18am GMT on 16th Jun [Score:3 Funny]
The clothes on graham, I think.
nik said @ 11:23am GMT on 16th Jun
Wrong. They photoshopped in the vegetable oil on the shelf, behind his head. This is to trick you into thinking that right after the photo was snapped, he grabbed that bottle, ripped the top off, and poured the oil all over her heaving tits. Once they were both coated in oil, they fucked on that table.
assbastard said @ 1:04pm GMT on 16th Jun
...

go on...
graham said @ 7:07pm GMT on 16th Jun
The one on the left is my sister, so, uh, no.
wyckedfae said @ 10:02pm GMT on 16th Jun
But now we will.
kang said @ 12:12pm GMT on 16th Jun
Aww, very cute. The snowfox side I mean, not the surprised woodsman side.
ComposerNate said @ 12:31pm GMT on 17th Jun
Yes, she is. And yes, I am.
Mr. Langosta said @ 2:51pm GMT on 16th Jun
Is ComposerNate holding up a picture to communicate?
ComposerNate said @ 5:30pm GMT on 16th Jun
I tend towards that.
EPT said @ 7:09pm GMT on 16th Jun
Ahah! So the nefarious Goatee-Thief of Berlin has finally been revealed as graham!
graham said @ 8:45pm GMT on 16th Jun
Just before that picture we kissed reeeeeeeeeeeal hard.

AND VOILA!
f00m@nB@r said @ 1:30am GMT on 17th Jun
snowfox has no pants on in the upper pic.
cb361 said @ 1:46am GMT on 17th Jun
Or ... legs.
Sarahbear said @ 1:19am GMT on 18th Jun [Score:2 Classy Pr0n]


This is how we roll... and the shirts are better this way :d
Quenadian said @ 5:36pm GMT on 18th Jun
WTF, is snowfox pleasuring ComposerNate under the table, in that first photo??

Not to be a prude or anything... it's just that you should probably send your tween to bed first, dude!
ComposerNate said @ 11:34pm GMT on 18th Jun
snowfox does look a bit young, because she is, but she's no tween.
Quenadian said @ 9:05pm GMT on 19th Jun
He he.
Sarahbear said @ 3:03am GMT on 20th Jun
wow normally she only gets carded when shes out w/me.... ppl think I'm in highschool usually. I got invited to prom and prom after parties while working at a mall this year...... :/ bleh.
Silent said @ 12:03pm GMT on 20th Jun
Darn.. and I got this new tux and everything..
TheCooler said @ 3:06pm GMT on 20th Jun
I still have my prom dress. My man boobs are smaller now and I haven;t shaved my chest hair but I think we'd be quite the item.
nbob said @ 3:37pm GMT on 20th Jun
pix or gtfo!
Sarahbear said @ 5:05pm GMT on 20th Jun
Aww i can fit in my dress too.

we'd be dead sexy :>
TheCooler said @ 5:11pm GMT on 20th Jun
We should put on a prom of our own.
Sarahbear said @ 5:19pm GMT on 20th Jun
OHH that would be fun. I wonder if other SEers would dress up too?
TheCooler said @ 6:31pm GMT on 20th Jun
A few of them might, a few others would probably misunderstand (or understand completely) and show up wearing costumes of their favorite super hero or video game character. It'd be fun either way.
Sarahbear said @ 6:50pm GMT on 20th Jun
well maybe ill take a pic of my outfit and make a post sometime soon... ppl put up pics of doodles in the circle jerk, so mabe thell post their costumes/outfits.

ill try to make it interesting....
spite48 said @ 9:11pm GMT on 20th Jun
Se Prom would be hilarious
Fenny said @ 9:38pm GMT on 20th Jun
I'm ready for a night on the town, who wants to play?
Aidentas said @ 10:38pm GMT on 20th Jun
Sensible Prom

No, no! Stop dreaming mafia ideas.
Silent said @ 1:17am GMT on 21st Jun
My outfit would suck, so I'd go naked and no one'd want to see that not even me, so it's settled, no Silent, ever, ever.
Sarahbear said @ 6:15am GMT on 21st Jun
GOD I made that fucking entry and then suddenly as I was trying to find a picture everyone in my house is like "OHHH we're running late, we need to leave now, you're driving"

So ya it ended up messed up and I feel really retarded now. But I did find some awesome pix to post up as a semi consolation prize for being lame....
ComposerNate said @ 4:26pm GMT on 16th Jun
I also hung a bit with Avid on snowfox's visit.
shiney things said @ 12:47pm GMT on 16th Jun
I have had snowfox and rosary sleep in my spare room on seperate occasions, as well as the meetup mentioned by EPT. Always been good times. When rosary was here, I made waffles for breakfast and then my cat pooped on the carpet while we were eating.

I'm always happy to meet se'ers, so if you're ever in the Austin or Houston area, let me know.
cb361 said @ 12:51am GMT on 17th Jun
The spare room? Well that's another fantasy of mine burst.
Sarahbear said @ 1:30am GMT on 17th Jun
Hmmm... sleepover guests, waffles and the cat pooped on the carpet? Were there hairballs too? This sounds kinky.
Jewbacchus said @ 12:53pm GMT on 16th Jun
Who are you people?
PhastPhrog said @ 8:31pm GMT on 16th Jun
You've forgotten me already! :-(
I've bought Jewby dinner in London, and he's stood me up in New York
King of the Hill said @ 4:40am GMT on 17th Jun
Dinner in London must have sucked.
Jewbacchus said @ 6:07am GMT on 17th Jun
It was actually pretty good. Sushi.
mrcucumber said @ 11:54pm GMT on 16th Jun
quit playing dumb. You know you get around and "know" a lot of people here. Can't duck the truth here, mister.
Peco Sancherez said @ 1:00pm GMT on 16th Jun
WTF?!

I thought everybody here were chat-botz!

:(
Fenbot said @ 1:43pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
That sounds interesting, please tell me more.
-_- said @ 2:29pm GMT on 16th Jun
What is "chat=botz"?

Would you like me to "chat-botz" with you?
Transfer said @ 1:27pm GMT on 16th Jun
I met and hung out with t_naifeh before I knew he lurked here and occasionally commented. I think he was surprised when I recognized him from a comment he'd left on an entry about anal sex.

How many SEers live in FL?
beerboy said @ 10:21pm GMT on 16th Jun
*raises hand in shame
Fenny said @ 1:46pm GMT on 16th Jun
I've met PhastPhrog for drinks a few times and also met Robyn when she was doing her European tour. I've stalked other SE'ers.
PhastPhrog said @ 8:30pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Insightful]
Well, depending on your definition of 'drinks'
TheCooler said @ 2:17pm GMT on 16th Jun
So what I am seeing here is that it is possible that I have walked by an SE'er before. Are there any in Nashville?
anonymousbob said @ 3:18am GMT on 17th Jun
im from nashville, ill be back around there after the 28th
-_- said @ 2:48pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:4]
Let's see, I've met a few ;)

Leezurd is an amazing fellow
Munkey is perfect treasure
KylemcBitch is a lovely chap
Context is a sweet young thing
St_Marck is a quiet man
Rosary is a god in hiding
Amul Muzz could be my road trip co-pilot any day
Webbery deserves more fame
Mikhail_16 is loads of fun
verycleanteeth is dark and mysterious
downrightdave is interesting
Rainbow Randolf should come on the road trip with Amul and I
yogi still has my pic-i-nic basket
Sacrelicious needs to visit me soon but I had a great time in his neck of the woods.

And some friends in Montana who are lurkers let me draw on their butts :D

butt they should be
revchoppy said @ 2:55pm GMT on 16th Jun
You need to come to MD, -_-
-_- said @ 4:05pm GMT on 16th Jun
Mid Dakota?
revchoppy said @ 3:47pm GMT on 18th Jun
MEDICAL DOCTOR.
TheCooler said @ 2:58pm GMT on 16th Jun
I find it disturbing that you instill that kind of trust.
-_- said @ 10:07pm GMT on 16th Jun
I look forward to meeting you one day man cub.
TheCooler said @ 2:50am GMT on 17th Jun
Okay but I don't have a girlfriend to write on my ass for me, either way I doubt anyone wants to see that pale and pimpled piece of flesh
TheCooler said @ 2:53am GMT on 17th Jun
Oh wait I misread. Sorry
warmseat said @ 3:19pm GMT on 16th Jun
'SErs, ATTENNNSHUNN! Grab marker!'
'SIR, YES SIR!'
'Lower pants!'
'SIR, YES SIR!'
'Write on each other's bum!'
'SIR, YES SIR!'
*squicky squicky*
*camera flash*
'Now, BEND OVER!'
*SErs run*
'Aaahhh, cowards, come back!'
yogi said @ 5:34pm GMT on 16th Jun
Your what? Pic-i-nic basket?

Whazzat...?
-_- said @ 7:24pm GMT on 16th Jun
Dioxin said @ 8:14pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
sometimes it's good to be kneaded
Sarahbear said @ 1:03am GMT on 17th Jun
WOW> I'm scared to think of the kinda "hello" I'd receive from either of you
Amul Muzz said @ 7:47am GMT on 20th Jun
/me plans trip to Detroit.
Dissonant said @ 3:20pm GMT on 16th Jun
Not me. Too paranoid and destitute, in the reverse order.
wyckedfae said @ 3:55pm GMT on 16th Jun
The only ones I've met are people I've forced to lurk.

And hey, just a quick question: Where the fuck is Baxter_UK?
Fenny said @ 6:21pm GMT on 16th Jun
He is trying find out if there is more to life than SE. I asked him when I noticed his comments dropping off.
wyckedfae said @ 9:54pm GMT on 16th Jun
You mean... there's something else out there? He must come back and tell us of this dark other-world.
valen85 said @ 4:01pm GMT on 16th Jun
Who wants to have another Vancouver event?
-_- said @ 4:10pm GMT on 16th Jun
Hrmmmmmm.... depending on the timing I might be able to make it to that.
valen85 said @ 6:07pm GMT on 16th Jun
You live in Vancouver???

Or will you just be travelling there?
-_- said @ 6:54pm GMT on 16th Jun
travel
graham said @ 7:09pm GMT on 16th Jun
I'll either be back there in 2 weeks, or not :D
I find out tomorrow (i hope).

We'll have to make babies etc.
snowfox said @ 4:23pm GMT on 16th Jun
I would come to that. And I'd bring Avid.
valen85 said @ 6:07pm GMT on 16th Jun
How about August? Make it a BBQ or something.
-_- said @ 6:55pm GMT on 16th Jun
August would be a good time for me, wifelings in school through July.
snowfox said @ 7:05pm GMT on 16th Jun
August may not be doable for me. I have Wizard World to do and might be going on a trip with Stratafyre sometime after that.
revchoppy said @ 3:49pm GMT on 18th Jun
Jesus, woman! Is your life all about meeting everyone that you can on SE? You are the most met SE'r ever!
Quenadian said @ 5:45pm GMT on 18th Jun
SE's Winona Ryder
snowfox said @ 5:56pm GMT on 18th Jun
Nope, but I like to meet everyone I can.
revchoppy said @ 6:07pm GMT on 21st Jun
Good for you. I wish I had the time/money/energy to do the same. Keep it up!
ComposerNate said @ 11:10am GMT on 22nd Jun [Score:1 Insightful]
By "meet," she means "seduce."
cb361 said @ 12:18am GMT on 17th Jun
Huh. Always with the flaming.
spite48 said @ 9:54pm GMT on 16th Jun
I'd be there in a heartbeat. Well, technically 4 hours. I live in Kelowna now.
spite48 said @ 9:55pm GMT on 16th Jun
I'm available in August, any time except the first week. May I suggest 'the Eatery'?
adam_rh said @ 6:44am GMT on 17th Jun
I would go to that, possibly.
Persephone13 said @ 5:04pm GMT on 16th Jun
I dated a few guys I introduced to this site. Does that count?
Fenny said @ 6:17pm GMT on 16th Jun
Brings us your tired, your poor, your ex boyfriends.
happiest_sadist said @ 5:37am GMT on 17th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
Yearning to breathe Freon?
Tirade said @ 5:25pm GMT on 16th Jun
Only SEer that I've met (that I know of) is one I went to high school with before SE even existed. He saw me on a picture thread five years after the I graduated or so and sent me a PM saying, "Hey, Hugh, is that you?"
taeyn said @ 7:02pm GMT on 16th Jun
well, was it?
Silent said @ 7:08pm GMT on 16th Jun
We should try asking him.
Hey, Hugh, is that you?
Fenny said @ 9:00pm GMT on 16th Jun
Hey, you, is that Hugh?
TheFurnace said @ 12:07pm GMT on 17th Jun
Yes, yes I did
Silent said @ 12:15pm GMT on 17th Jun
Hey dude, was that Hugh? He won't answer me so I can not answer Fenny.
TheFurnace said @ 12:46pm GMT on 17th Jun
Was who Hugh? You?
graham said @ 7:11pm GMT on 16th Jun
I've met Cathy, Ifrit, HIGHCIRCLEsusi, ComposerNate and chop never returned my calls, so not him.

EVER.

:'(

I was only drunk for 2 of 'em, and naked for one.
graham said @ 7:46pm GMT on 16th Jun
oh, and I talked to Fenny on the phone in London, but he was too chicken to come and meet me :(
Rammek said @ 8:12pm GMT on 16th Jun
I would be too. Put some clothes on!
Fenny said @ 8:43pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Informative]
Not chicken!!! I missed your email, and I was up to my elbows in gloss paint when you called :(

I hate myself a little for missing you that time. When I get my money together for a USA and Canada tour, we're running naked through the streets together!
graham said @ 8:49pm GMT on 16th Jun
You and your gloss.

But nevertheless, Englandese pay phones still make no sense to me :D WHY DOES IT COST MORE TO CALL A CELL?!
snowfox said @ 10:06pm GMT on 16th Jun [Score:1 Hot Pr0n]
Can I come?
Fenny said @ 7:04am GMT on 17th Jun
Without a doubt.
Chop-Logik said @ 11:15pm GMT on 16th Jun
You have to admit, our relationship is more exciting when you're not conscious for our meat-ups.
graham said @ 12:39pm GMT on 17th Jun
o_0
grandpa ramo said @ 8:48pm GMT on 16th Jun
i've known verycleanteeth since middle school. impeccable dental hygiene. likes to get schooled in soul calibur and magic cg
cRaZySoB said @ 9:48pm GMT on 16th Jun
Met with Jaxon about six years back. I think that's about all the SE'ers I've ever met. Which is just peachy, cuz face it, we're all weirdos.
juju said @ 12:16am GMT on 17th Jun
Besides the individual who pointed me to the site, none yet.

Though there has been talk of a few people visiting, I'm assuming it's all a cruel cruel tease til I have one of my wonderfully strange SE friends knocking on my door or calling me from the airport.
Fenny said @ 12:30am GMT on 17th Jun
Or you hear noises outside your window and find a salty milky substance on your lawn gnomes.
Chop-Logik said @ 12:33am GMT on 17th Jun [Score:1 Hot Pr0n]

She were askin' for it!
assbastard said @ 2:39am GMT on 17th Jun
If one of us showed up would it be pantsless party time?
juju said @ 2:52am GMT on 17th Jun
You gotta earn the pantsless party. If I just threw one for everyone who showed up at my door it wouldn't be special anymore, now would it?
Chop-Logik said @ 3:30am GMT on 17th Jun
I am willing to test this theory.
f00m@nB@r said @ 1:33am GMT on 17th Jun
i've met Jewbacchus and EPT.

and fapped to Cathy and Sarahbear.
f00m@nB@r said @ 1:34am GMT on 17th Jun
oh, and met khafra, too. down in tampa, featuring a close encounter with peter pan.
anger_die said @ 3:56am GMT on 17th Jun
Just wondering, does anyone go to any of these events out in the midwest u.s.?
snowfox said @ 9:41am GMT on 17th Jun
I have met a lot of SEers. The one that has not been mentioned here is that I couch-surfed at Jewbacchus's house in Brooklyn for a couple of nights. I creeped out his parents something awful. Also Jewby took my excited speech as overly aggressive and constantly thought I was angry or somewhat of a dick... that was cool. I still hate myself a little for that one.

We also met DirtyBirdy, Excited_Corpse and some other people whose user names I can't remember right now because I was drinking while taking lorazepam and smoking weed... kind of a mind eraser.

On that same trip I went upstate and staid with Stratafyre to work on a project we're doing. His parents are fucking awesome. I did some drinking there too. We played lots of video games in his totally awesome basement dungeon. It was full of old books and interesting trinkets, tastefully decorated. We also went snow boarding and skiing. The mountain kicked my ass in amazing ways.
Silent said @ 1:57pm GMT on 17th Jun
Okay, I get it your friends are cooler than my friends, stop showing off. :(
TheFurnace said @ 12:09pm GMT on 17th Jun
The two SE'ers I know of I met before joining SE. That'd be Tirade and fourtaytude
Quenadian said @ 10:10pm GMT on 17th Jun
Any SE'ers here from Denver or Boulder, Ottawa or Toronto?
TheCooler said @ 2:03am GMT on 18th Jun
I lived in northern colorado for twenty years. I've always wanted to get back there.
larger2day said @ 11:49pm GMT on 17th Jun
I'll gladly meet up with any SE'ers that want to come to tijuana.
snowfox said @ 10:53am GMT on 18th Jun
There is a trolly to TJ from San Diego. I'd drag assbastard and puppiesarecute with me.
assbastard said @ 11:51am GMT on 18th Jun
I'd be safe from kidney thieves because no one wants a fat man's kidneys!
snowfox said @ 12:01pm GMT on 18th Jun
I am pretty sure kidney thieves claim all kidneys come from healthy marathon runners who don't drink.
assbastard said @ 12:10pm GMT on 18th Jun
Considering I look like I'm a double-double away from renal failure, I think I'll take my chances.
TheCooler said @ 1:15pm GMT on 18th Jun
Oh silly man, they'll just process your fat to make soap. S'what lmoat happened to me one time
larger2day said @ 8:19pm GMT on 18th Jun
Yes there is, it is the blue lane, take down to San Ysidro. IT is the very last troley stop. Afterwards just follow the crowd and I can meet you guys just there. We can go for a walk or do whatever suits you best. Pm me for my number & e-mail.
snowfox said @ 10:21pm GMT on 18th Jun [Score:1 Informative]
You do realize we have to take photos next to those blue-dyed fountains and with the zebra-painted mules, right?
larger2day said @ 3:48am GMT on 19th Jun
That be very easy to do. The zebra-painted mules are at a walking distance from the border. I don't know about the blue-dyed fountains.

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