Sensible Erection | Life on Mars has been 100% scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt!

Wednesday, 23 January 2008

Life on Mars has been 100% scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt!

quote [ Nasa's Mars Explorer Spirit sent us these images from the surface of the Red Planet four years ago. After intense scrutiny, pictures that could be a living being have finally been found. An amateur astronomer commented: "As far as I'm concerned, this is proof. What else could it be but a human-like creature?"
A pile of rocks, perhaps? ]

Martian snapped by NASArazzi? You're on shaky ground when even The Sun scoffs. Comedy bait because you're all so funny and I mean that in all seriousness.

[by ahPook@10:23pmGMT] [+10 Funny]

Comments

Hell_Puppy said @ 10:28pm GMT on 23rd Jan
YES!

I, for one, welcome our new Martian overlords!

k0k0peli said @ 2:22am GMT on 24th Jan
They're hungry, y'know. They'll eat you, y'know. They'll shit you out on the asphalt, y'know. Martian overlords are not our friends.

Martian overlords said @ 12:48pm GMT on 24th Jan
We deeply resent your libelous drivel. Your attorneys will hear from our attorneys.

underdog said @ 10:47pm GMT on 23rd Jan [Score:2 Insightful]
Looks kinda familiar...

k0k0peli said @ 2:20am GMT on 24th Jan
Exactly what I thought when I saw it.

tomintroy said @ 2:27pm GMT on 24th Jan
count me three.

JOECAM said @ 2:59pm GMT on 24th Jan

k0k0peli said @ 7:07pm GMT on 24th Jan
John Goodman!

leswilkerson said @ 3:30am GMT on 24th Jan
Yup.

Nihil said @ 4:17am GMT on 24th Jan
So... furries on Mars?

KropperPrime said @ 8:22am GMT on 24th Jan
May the interplanetary persecution begins!

adam_rh said @ 7:26pm GMT on 24th Jan

Saint_Marck said @ 11:03pm GMT on 23rd Jan [Score:2 Funny]
WTF

CapnSilver said @ 11:29pm GMT on 23rd Jan
To you and I it's WTF but to readers of the Sun, it's a slow news day.

Baxter_UK said @ 12:58am GMT on 24th Jan
Don't laugh, this is no small matter we're talking about here. Seriously, don't dwarf the issue. Or I'll have to take you down a notch.

astropig7 said @ 1:21am GMT on 24th Jan
How belittling. You just had to stoop to that level.

arrowhen said @ 1:58am GMT on 24th Jan
Your puns are making me humid. Get me a towel.

phunkeybuddha said @ 2:03am GMT on 24th Jan
Oh, don't have such a short fuse. It's a little person-al to him. All he needs is a mini-mum of respect.

KingPellinore said @ 2:07am GMT on 24th Jan
Git in mah belleh!

superargo said @ 9:03pm GMT on 24th Jan
look what you've been reduced to.

edga alunpo said @ 11:40pm GMT on 23rd Jan
I want to believe.

do I ?

nik said @ 11:43pm GMT on 23rd Jan
I WANT TO BELIEVE.

(But I'm not that stupid.)

phunkeybuddha said @ 12:09am GMT on 24th Jan
For some reason, when I saw the pics, the first thing I thought of was the midgets parodying the jawas from Star Wars in the Spaceballs movie singing:

Transfer said @ 2:51am GMT on 24th Jan [Score:1 Informative]
Always appropriate

AlTheGud1sRTaken said @ 12:21am GMT on 24th Jan
jawas!

bbqkink said @ 12:35am GMT on 24th Jan
I still like the face better, hey but this on has tits. hot Martians who knew.

bbqkink said @ 12:36am GMT on 24th Jan
this one... opps

bbqkink said @ 12:37am GMT on 24th Jan
http://www.culttvman.com/assets/images-CULT_FIGS_2005/smcspygirl01.JPG

Khafra said @ 5:22am GMT on 24th Jan
Dejah Thoris!

cool_drool said @ 1:08am GMT on 24th Jan
Right in front of that martian, it looks like he just tossed a martian dwarf off the hill (2nd little figure appears to be laying on its side below that one)

Kimota said @ 1:47am GMT on 24th Jan
Is that show still on? He's in a coma, people! that's the whole mystery!

polyw0g said @ 1:48am GMT on 24th Jan [Score:2 Insightful]
I think it's probably Osama bin Laden!

601 said @ 10:16am GMT on 24th Jan
Or... Someone tell OJ that we found the killer.

lycurgus said @ 2:13am GMT on 24th Jan
Good to see this documented in such a reputable publication of scientific inquiry.

thepublicone said @ 3:31am GMT on 24th Jan
The Sandpeople are easily frightened, but they will return, and in greater numbers

KingPellinore said @ 3:47am GMT on 24th Jan

ring riot said @ 4:16am GMT on 24th Jan
This could very well be a rock, weathered to a strange shape by Martian winds. Or it could be evidence of a previous civilization, a statue of some sort. I'll lean towards the "rock" theory for now, until I start to see some more angles.

That said, it's certainly fucking weird.

ring riot said @ 4:17am GMT on 24th Jan
P.S. This wasn't reported merely in the Sun. CNN reported it last night, and the London Times, as well.

maryyugo said @ 5:23am GMT on 24th Jan
i was waiting for this to make it to se. it looks most like a small comparatively deep gully with the shadow making it look like a projection rather than a depression... a pretty common optical illusion.

here's a similar illusion. and the home for a whole web site on optical illusion.

monkeytooth said @ 12:18pm GMT on 24th Jan

the cowboy is fucking my brain. I see the 'young cowboy' but the 'old cowboy' looks like Cthulhu someone please explain.

13ullet said @ 12:34pm GMT on 24th Jan
It's a sailboat!

feeling constipated said @ 3:37pm GMT on 24th Jan
The old guy's nose and mouth, is the young one's ear.
Me thinks.

k0k0peli said @ 7:05pm GMT on 24th Jan
It's a car wreck, and a naked eunuch.

Omegaphobic said @ 1:39am GMT on 25th Jan
This simplified version may assist.

nik said @ 10:29am GMT on 25th Jan
There is a crone version of this too somewhere.

lycurgus said @ 1:24pm GMT on 25th Jan
The Old Cowboy looks kinda like the Governor from "Walking Dead".

nitromaniac said @ 6:35am GMT on 24th Jan
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And reolving at nine thousand miles an hour.
It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
'Round the sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at fourteen thousand miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred million stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, that's the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!

KropperPrime said @ 8:24am GMT on 24th Jan

sacrelicious said @ 4:56am GMT on 24th Jan
I'm going to need a bit more evidence before I'll be convinced that there are piles of rocks on mars.

wyckedfae said @ 5:28am GMT on 24th Jan
Mars has piles?

arrowhen said @ 12:08pm GMT on 24th Jan
That rocks.

RoboRonnie said @ 10:04pm GMT on 24th Jan
Skullish-looking rock on Mars

k0k0peli said @ 10:49pm GMT on 24th Jan
Buck Rogers died there.

taiga said @ 5:33am GMT on 24th Jan [Score:1 Funny]
Ack.

Ack ack.

Saint_Marck said @ 8:28am GMT on 24th Jan [Score:5 Funny]
Hilary Duff is the Martian from Mars Attacks!

Do they walk among us?

Dioxin said @ 7:14am GMT on 24th Jan
photo 3 has a giant penis on the bottom middle left

sua_sponte said @ 10:55am GMT on 24th Jan
Someone left three giant penises in the middle of your bottom?

sua_sponte said @ 8:55am GMT on 24th Jan [Score:2 Funny]
I don't see what all the fuss is about.

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puppet said @ 6:36am GMT on 25th Jan
You Maniacs! You blew it up!
Ah, damn you!
God damn you all to hell!

Rapscallion said @ 9:41am GMT on 24th Jan
I wish these nuts-jobs would learn how to take CLEAR photos. Fuck, lay off the crack guys.

agurk said @ 12:32pm GMT on 24th Jan
Yeah! Lay off the crack! Faking the moonlanding and all just for kicks. There's a slightly better picture here http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PIA10216.

And even though that is an alien, it doesn't prove there's LIFE on mars. I don't see any movement: It's obviously dead

D-bear said @ 8:56pm GMT on 24th Jan
You don't see any movement? its a god damn picture... I don't see much movement in most pictures, or ANY for that mater.

Vampire_X said @ 11:41pm GMT on 24th Jan
motion blur?

arrowhen said @ 1:02pm GMT on 24th Jan [Score:2 Underrated]