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Friday, 4 January 2008
quote [ We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Make Jeremy Clarkson Prime Minister. ]
Jeremy Clarkson for PM?
[politics] [by leswilkerson@2:19pmGMT] [+10 Good] By Luke Baker in London January 05, 2008 06:41am HE'S the host of one the world's most popular television programs and now many people in Britain apparently want him to be prime minister as well. Jeremy Clarkson, the gruff and opinionated presenter of Top Gear, a program about cars watched by 350 million people from Finland to Australia, is the subject of an online campaign being waged in the very heart of British government. A petition, posted on the official website of Prime Minister Gordon Brown (www.pm.gov.uk), calls for Brown to step down and make Clarkson, 47, prime minister instead. As of today, 30,311 people had signed the petition, making it the sixth most popular posted on the site, which since November 2006 has allowed any citizen to make a proposal and try to garner popular support via online signatures. The campaign for Clarkson, submitted by someone called Joseph Dark, now outranks arguably more pressing issues such as "Reduce the rate of fuel duty" and "Reverse the decision to cut vital UK contributions to particle physics and astronomy", which have 11,700 and 10,050 signatures respectively. "We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to make Jeremy Clarkson prime minister" reads Dark's submission, which has nearly four months to run before it closes on April 17. Clarkson, who has become popular in Britain for his forthright opinions on everything from immigration to fashion, as well as his stock-in-trade views on fancy cars, has not commented on the online campaign, but Downing Street is apparently taking it seriously. In the section on petitions, the prime minister's website explains that humorous, joke or offensive petitions will no longer be accepted and will be removed. "Initially we accepted humorous petitions on the grounds that they did no harm and were often funny," the site says. "However... we have decided no longer to accept petitions that are obviously intended as jokes." Since the Clarkson petition remains, the inference is that it is regarded as serious. Parts of the British media have rallied behind the campaign, with the conservative Daily Mail newspaper running a full page of suggested policies Clarkson should adopt if he were to suddenly find himself running the country. The paper also revealed today Dark is a 20-year-old fan of Top Gear who has never managed to secure tickets to be in the audience for the program, one of the most popular in Britain for six years. Dark was not reachable for comment. The prime minister's website has attracted more than 29,000 petitions since the feature was launched, attracting nearly 6 million signatures. The top petition at the moment, with 244,000 signatures, is "Allow the Red Arrows to fly at the 2012 Olympics", which was launched following rumours that the government might ban the aerial display team from flying. The government has already replied to the petition saying no such proposal was ever in place but that with five years to go before the Games, no formal decision has yet been made. |
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nik
said @ 3:07pm GMT on 4th Jan
I have no idea who Jeremy Clarkson is. And, strangely, I am glad. |
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k0k0peli
said @ 11:51pm GMT on 5th Jan
Oh, this is about the UK? I thought it was some New Zealand political thing, like picking the champion sheep |
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insanemonkey
said @ 3:09pm GMT on 4th Jan
one of the signatures is from "Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II" hmmm...couldn't she take a more direct approach? |
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foobar
said @ 3:10pm GMT on 4th Jan
Also, he should change his name to Doris. |
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JOECAM
said @ 3:19pm GMT on 4th Jan
Depression & Outsourcing I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck |
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Nostrildamus
said @ 5:37pm GMT on 4th Jan
[Score:1 Funny]
That joke fought the dinosaurs. |
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Baxter_UK
said @ 1:35am GMT on 5th Jan
And lost. |
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EPT
said @ 10:23pm GMT on 4th Jan
Stick it in the correct thread, eh? |
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chdb
said @ 3:22pm GMT on 4th Jan
[Score:4 Insightful]
Jeremy Clarkson's honestly a bit of a twat. |
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Bad Lt
said @ 5:16pm GMT on 4th Jan
He's a bit of a dick, isn't he? |
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leswilkerson
said @ 5:44pm GMT on 4th Jan
I'd have to disagree, but that's just a personal opinion. I think he's the bee's knees, as it were. Now, all things being equal, I'd sooner vote Richard Hammond for PM, but that's just me... |
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leswilkerson
said @ 5:59pm GMT on 4th Jan
[Score:1 Interesting]
Wait- can I nominate the Stig? |
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Nostrildamus
said @ 10:27pm GMT on 4th Jan
[Score:1 Insightful]
Which one? |
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leswilkerson
said @ 10:06am GMT on 5th Jan
[Score:1 Funny]
I don't think the country is ready for a black Stig president. |
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crucifix
said @ 11:04am GMT on 5th Jan
Stig of the dump. |
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radioelectric
said @ 11:43pm GMT on 4th Jan
James May all the way. He's the kind of leader who'd be good at it by not being madly power-hungry. |
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TheLostestCause
said @ 2:52pm GMT on 5th Jan
I thought the same thing: James May's by far more interesting than Clarkson. However, I think in the spirit of compromise and good hair, perhaps we should agree to put Richard Hammond up instead? Perhaps we could put Clarkson in an embassy someplace (Mars), and May could either serve beside The Hamster, or as Loyal Opposition? I think there's a pretty good government in those 3, as long as we place them well. Of course, as an ex-colonist, I can't really vote on it. Hey, Britain! Make you a deal: you pick our empero...I meant "president" and we'll pick your PM!!!! |
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EPT
said @ 7:32pm GMT on 5th Jan
[Score:1 Insightful]
When it comes to the highest office-holder in the land, I'd prefer an incumbent who was a bit of a twat to one who was a complete cunt. |
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underdog
said @ 3:30pm GMT on 4th Jan
Are non-Brits allowed to vote? |
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underdog
said @ 3:34pm GMT on 4th Jan
[Score:1 Insightful]
And I just noticed this |
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Torp
said @ 5:29pm GMT on 4th Jan
[Score:1 Insightful]
Other than Hot porn best I could do was +1 good, I live in Canada and Top Gear isn't even aired here. Best I can do is try to catch the torrent every week. Jeremy Clarkson would never stoop to being just a PM, He is a god!!! thank you for listening to my opinion. |
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Nostrildamus
said @ 5:35pm GMT on 4th Jan
Clarkson is an annoying foole. |
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f00m@nB@r
said @ 6:39pm GMT on 4th Jan
yea that will work |
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moriati
said @ 9:03pm GMT on 4th Jan
If I ever see him in person I intend to run him over with my bike. Though it would be pleasant to have a PM with convictions as opposed to advisors and focus groups. |
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eIfish
said @ 6:14am GMT on 5th Jan
Running the country: how hard can it be? |
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k0k0peli
said @ 11:46pm GMT on 5th Jan
Give it a push and it'll just run itself, like a slinky going downstairs. |
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ring riot
said @ 7:04am GMT on 5th Jan
[Score:4 Insightful]
I would like to nominate Alan Partridge for Prime Minister. ![]() |
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hackiavelli
said @ 7:16pm GMT on 5th Jan
[Score:3 Insightful]
Is it a good idea to put a man in office who's always yelling for "more power!"? |
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