Sensible Erection | "Just so you know, my regular penis is bigger than your boner."

Wednesday, 27 December 2006

"Just so you know, my regular penis is bigger than your boner."

quote [ In this recording (absolutely, positively NSFW!) an apparent 11-year-old named Hobbs says some of the most funny/disturbing/cringe inducing things during a World of Warcraft raid. Your initial instinct will be to think it's all fake, but over the 52 minutes worth of audio the realization that it's all real starts to bubble up as a possibility. ]

Link to the audio on the page.

[humour] [by caped_crusader@2:57amGMT] [+10 Funny]

Comments

Jallandhara said @ 3:09am GMT on 27th Dec
.......THE FUCK?!

Jallandhara said @ 3:14am GMT on 27th Dec
I'm thinking that's an older girl/woman pretending to be a boy. (ala Perverted Justice)

ebrawer said @ 4:00am GMT on 27th Dec
...this is the funniest shit I've ever heard...

Tirade said @ 4:30am GMT on 27th Dec
Meh, got bored halfway through it.

utah said @ 4:31am GMT on 27th Dec
I didn't know Elmo played WoW.

strangeffect said @ 4:46am GMT on 27th Dec
nice choice of thumb you filthy animal

luluchan said @ 4:48am GMT on 27th Dec
this boy?

Dalej said @ 2:17pm GMT on 28th Dec
Wow! Carman IS real!

epease said @ 6:05am GMT on 27th Dec
Man Show Repost, Jimmy Kimmels son

Todomanna said @ 10:54am GMT on 27th Dec
So, are you saying you saw it posted here before, or that you've seen it on this "Man Show"?

mprimeaux said @ 11:35pm GMT on 27th Dec
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epease said @ 6:06am GMT on 27th Dec
Opps

mtnmonkey said @ 6:07am GMT on 27th Dec [Score:4]
52 minutes of audio of somebody playing a video game? sounds riveting.

Moleculor said @ 6:59am GMT on 27th Dec
As in "Oh please, oh please, put that rivet through my skull, I can't take it any more"?

Tsunemori said @ 6:41am GMT on 27th Dec
Sebudai, the Motivational Speaker

Moleculor said @ 7:02am GMT on 27th Dec
The actual intent of the article really should be reflected somewhere in this post. At least in the extended entry. The actual intent of the article ("Some might want an adults only section within games to protect [b]adults from children[/b]") is actually a valid point.

YHVH said @ 8:26am GMT on 27th Dec
but who will protect us from bbcode?? WHO????

maryyugo said @ 9:10am GMT on 27th Dec

YHVH said @ 4:06pm GMT on 27th Dec
NONONO
I've a full time job seeing how quickly I can use up my lifetime supply o cum

Stension said @ 8:47am GMT on 27th Dec
The thumb....wow...

Bodnoirbabe said @ 12:15pm GMT on 27th Dec
We don't need another Andy Milakonokus

Rainbow Randolf said @ 1:07pm GMT on 27th Dec
One is one too many already. Andy Milonakis is absolutely awful...

bios303 said @ 4:38pm GMT on 27th Dec
"I give them motormouth and suck on their tits..."

Yeah. 11 was a good age.

blackpsypher said @ 12:20am GMT on 28th Dec
I get to listen in on (and ban, thank god) these little troglodites at work. I didn't hear much I don't hear almost every week from kids his age, and some make hobbs sound like a saint among sailors.

I can't help wonder where they pick this crap up, lemme rephrase that I knew most of the crap he was spouting at his age (younger actually) but never once did I think I would earn friends or influence people by sounding like a drunken redneck at a monster truck rally, what I really wonder is where these little mongoloid monsters get the idea that spouting off this garbage gets them any where in life.

fattbutt said @ 5:54am GMT on 28th Dec
mongoloid ??? What evidence do you have he is of Asian origins ? Seeing as mongoloid can refer to individuals of Asian origin … :P

hmmm... like you said I wonder how being as uneducated as a little kid and sprouting uneducated terms and phrases they have learned from their peers and others gets them anywhere … hmmm ...

mattfish said @ 12:14pm GMT on 28th Dec
not mongolian, you mongoloid

spazm said @ 3:33pm GMT on 28th Dec

Dalej said @ 2:20pm GMT on 28th Dec
God I hate when kids talk in games.
Thank god for mute button. Does WoW have an option to mute punks?

spazm said @ 3:35pm GMT on 28th Dec
Yes, it's the on/off button on your computer.