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Wednesday, 13 September 2006
quote [ Robots for restricted access applications
A snake-arm robot is a flexible manipulator that can "follow the nose" into an awkward environment and access areas that might otherwise be inaccessible. ] Spider sense tingling ...
Technology, once more offering endless possibilities for the criminally insane or the criminally obscene.
[sci&tech] [by moriati@12:22pmGMT] [+9 Interesting] |
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arrowhen
said @ 1:09pm GMT on 13th Sep
Am I the only one thinking "sex toy?" |
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ridthyevil
said @ 1:35pm GMT on 13th Sep
This has "Make Your Very Own Tenticle Porn!!!" written all over it. |
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jimnasty
said @ 1:38pm GMT on 13th Sep
also the first thing that i thought of. :D |
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ckfahrenheit
said @ 9:26pm GMT on 13th Sep
I hope fukingmachines.com & hogtied.com are looking into it |
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echolocator
said @ 5:03pm GMT on 13th Sep
Great thumb. Source? |
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[FrB]
said @ 8:14pm GMT on 13th Sep
[Score:1 WTF]
There you go |
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echolocator
said @ 10:59pm GMT on 13th Sep
LOVING YOU |
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Rainbow Randolf
said @ 12:48am GMT on 14th Sep
IS EASY CUZ' YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, DOOT-N-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOOO AAHHAHHAHHAAAHHHHAHHAHHHHH~ |
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Saint_Marck
said @ 2:18am GMT on 14th Sep
[Score:1 Interesting]
To: ContactUs@OCRobotics.com Dear Sir or Madam, We are very interested in your robots. Our organization has designed and patented a Computer God Operating Cabinet. Our plans call for many robot arms, with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms. Synthetic blood; synthetic instant-sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heartbeat to keep you alive are some of the unbelievable Computer God Instant Plastic Surgery Secrets™. Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet; even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery operations - all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher-bosher doctors working around the clock for weeks! The Computer God sealed robot-arm operating cabinet can perform all of the above impossible plastic surgery operations overnight - even dwarfting you over a foot or increasing your height by two feet! This is possible because Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet imitates your microminiature electrical current intelligence system in your body. It even duplicates the microminiature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then creates stress either compressing the bones, thereby shortening them, or stress to make the bones grow longer. Snakes on a plane, John Dillinger |
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Trench
said @ 2:20am GMT on 14th Sep
What? |
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Saint_Marck
said @ 2:21am GMT on 14th Sep
They have a Contact Us link. What? |
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ninmathias
said @ 5:45am GMT on 14th Sep
+1 for the marvel stamps link |
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