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Wednesday, 5 November 2003
quote [ It's a hell of a way to see Paris: A sex video allegedly featuring hotel heiress Paris Hilton may soon be available on the Internet.
... "It's hard-core," reports our video voyeur. ] First one to find it and link it in here gets a cookie.
[by DrPascal8@2:28pmGMT] [+10 Informative] |
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hindumagic
said @ 2:42pm GMT on 5th Nov
only thing better than a slut is a rich slut |
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Sleep
said @ 3:51pm GMT on 5th Nov
or a drunk rich slut with a double jointed jaw |
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yogiwuvsbobo
said @ 5:35pm GMT on 5th Nov
or a drunk rich slut with a double jointed jaw who bake really yummy brownies |
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yogiwuvsbobo
said @ 5:38pm GMT on 5th Nov
or cookies even <:P |
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pygmalion
said @ 12:21am GMT on 7th Nov
don't forget pistol grip ears. |
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ramirezt
said @ 2:54pm GMT on 5th Nov
There's apic of her at: http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/paris_hilton_sex_video/paris_hitlon_porn_tape.html If you look up "paris" + ""hilton" + "sex" + "video" at google you get a whole bunch of articles about it. |
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yogiwuvsbobo
said @ 5:39pm GMT on 5th Nov
this looks kinda faked. |
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ramirezt
said @ 6:27pm GMT on 5th Nov
kinda, but if you take a closer look it might not be fake after all. Might need to run some tests on it. Any way, if you want to buy a copy of it, you can do so in ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3359497677&category=200 take a look at the fat around her thighs, its kinda hard to do that in photoshop, don't you think? |
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ramirezt
said @ 6:36pm GMT on 5th Nov
looks like it's not, or at least it is a very good one. Download it and invert the colors, tell me what you think |
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blacksun
said @ 9:50pm GMT on 5th Nov
[Score:3 Insightful]
I ran a triple bilinear uma multipass on it and came up with the image below. Note the evenly distributed tassles in area R5. Now look at area X5Q. Teh tassles are all clumped in a weird way! You cannot ignore things like this!  Good god, I'm so bored. |
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Crysallis
said @ 9:52pm GMT on 5th Nov
...what the fuck |
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LordFeldo
said @ 9:59pm GMT on 5th Nov
[Score:1 Funny]
is that a small hamster in a basket, flying into her inflamed beef curtains? |
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blacksun
said @ 10:01pm GMT on 5th Nov
They can teach you to read schematics at your local community college. |
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Modano
said @ 12:40am GMT on 7th Nov
Look, I don't want to have to go to community college to look at porn, mmmkay? |
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Makopelli
said @ 8:42pm GMT on 5th Nov
Could be. But they've been known to party hard commando style. Ahhh... the things I learn from E! |
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Crysallis
said @ 9:47pm GMT on 5th Nov
[Score:1 Underrated]
The pic is real. It was an accidental paparazzi photo. Check out Pud's [FuckedCompany.com] image dump post here. |
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tiroleiro
said @ 4:26pm GMT on 5th Nov
I will send a not one, but a box of cookies if you link the video |
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Modano
said @ 5:37pm GMT on 5th Nov
[Score:2 Funny]
Onward, porno sooooooldiers... |
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Crysallis
said @ 9:44pm GMT on 5th Nov
Ken Baker, columnist for US Magazine, was on Howard Stern this morning talking about the video (Ken has seen the entire thing). He claims that Paris is 19 in the video and clearly sees the camera videotaping the action. |
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Modano
said @ 9:48pm GMT on 5th Nov
Come on, Crysallis, email him and tell him we all clearly want to see it too and be a pal and hook us up. |
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Crysallis
said @ 9:51pm GMT on 5th Nov
Done. Even I want to see the vid. :B |
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follywaggle
said @ 12:26pm GMT on 11th Nov
Here's a description of the interview with Ken on Howard Stern. |
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housewares
said @ 10:04pm GMT on 5th Nov
Nicky is hotter! |
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housewares
said @ 3:46pm GMT on 9th Feb
OK. I waited a few months. Paris never called. So much for using Internet dating... |
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sensibleb
said @ 3:48pm GMT on 9th Feb
What the hell are you doing rummaging around in 2003? |
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housewares
said @ 3:54pm GMT on 9th Feb
Looking for love in all the wrong places |
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housewares
said @ 3:54pm GMT on 9th Feb
PARIS CALL ME NO WAIT I'LL CALL YOU |
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sensibleb
said @ 3:57pm GMT on 9th Feb
[Score:2 Funny]
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whatfor
said @ 1:14am GMT on 6th Nov
Is Paris the hot one? Well, hot-ter? |
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jriskin
said @ 2:12am GMT on 6th Nov
Tap tap tap...8hrs and no .torrent link? Man we must be getting lazy out there! =P |
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nfltr8r
said @ 2:28am GMT on 6th Nov
c'mon team. GO GO GO! |
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Ifrit
said @ 2:34am GMT on 6th Nov
I'm anticipating hot porn...I'm going to marry her... |
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robterm
said @ 5:05am GMT on 6th Nov
i got it, but i don't know how to bittorrent it! HELP! |
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DrPascal8
said @ 5:31am GMT on 6th Nov
Enter irc.sexnet.org #sensibleerection immediately and talk to those in there |
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Ifrit
said @ 1:25am GMT on 7th Nov
do I have to come into #se to get it? |
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nip
said @ 3:18am GMT on 11th Nov
not a good idea. |
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follywaggle
said @ 1:28am GMT on 7th Nov
Paris Hilton is steaming mad over a steamy sex video that may soon go public. Well duh! Alright already, who's got the vid??? And why haven't we seen it yet??? |
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follywaggle
said @ 1:30am GMT on 7th Nov
The fuckers removed the article. |
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Modano
said @ 1:41am GMT on 7th Nov
[Score:1 Informative]
I saw it there, but if it's gone again, here ya go- LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton is steaming mad over a steamy sex video that may soon go public, her spokeswoman said. The homemade video reportedly features the socialite, reality show star and heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune having sex with Rick Solomon, who went on to marry former "Charmed" actress Shannen Doherty in 2002. Although Hilton knew the video was being made, her representatives said, leaking the video was "horrendous and in such bad taste." "It's very obvious that whoever did this is doing it to hurt her," Hilton's spokeswoman, Siri Garber, told The Associated Press on Thursday. "The Hilton family lawyers are getting involved as of now." The recording was made three years ago while Solomon and Hilton, then 19, were dating, Garber said. "It was for themselves," Garber added. "Not everybody indulges in that, but couples do it sometimes and it's just for themselves, for fun. She never intended for it to be seen by anybody other than the two of them." Hilton is one of the stars of Fox's new reality series "The Simple Life," set to debut Dec. 2, in which the pampered party girl leaves the urban social scene to live in a rural, working-class environment. The video has reportedly been distributed to some gossip columnists by an unidentified person, and a Seattle-based porn site operator who possesses the tape told Us Weekly magazine he plans to post it on the Internet. Hilton's lawyers are threatening legal action against anyone who distributes the tape or fails to destroy their copy of it. They are also trying to determine whether Solomon, 33, was involved in releasing the tape. A number for Solomon's business - a clothing and DVD company that distributes amateur party videos of scantily clad women - had been disconnected and he could not be reached for comment. Solomon has reportedly split with Doherty but the status of their relationship was unclear. Doherty's representatives did not immediately return a call. |
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follywaggle
said @ 10:08am GMT on 7th Nov
Thanks :D |
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Modano
said @ 10:37pm GMT on 8th Nov
I'm getting disappointed. I thought SE was more resourceful! Where is this tape?! |
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nfltr8r
said @ 4:27am GMT on 9th Nov
Have faith, SE will surely prevail. Just don't try and get it at #sensibleerection |
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Chop-Logik
said @ 5:05am GMT on 9th Nov
we're bitches! we dont share shit! |
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Fenny
said @ 5:14am GMT on 9th Nov
...I'll throw shit... |
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jriskin
said @ 3:55am GMT on 10th Nov
Found a 2minute version on Kazaa Lite K++ Just do a search on "paris hilton sex". |
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follywaggle
said @ 4:02am GMT on 10th Nov
OK found 128 versions, which one is the real one? |
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Modano
said @ 1:02pm GMT on 10th Nov
It's impossible to tell. Most of them are just random porn clips and gross-out stuff. |
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follywaggle
said @ 10:00pm GMT on 10th Nov
Oh well, maybe Paris has a dick and I really found the vid. Most of it was tranny pr0n, with some random non pr0n videos thrown in. |
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jriskin
said @ 5:22pm GMT on 10th Nov
Easy way to tell...have it search for a few minutes....your results will look like this Paris Sex video 10 sources Paris Sex video 25 sources Paris Sex Video 999 sources Paris Sex Video 1 source I'll let you make an educated guess as to which one it is... |
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jriskin
said @ 5:27pm GMT on 10th Nov
My bad, although looking awfully like her, the girl I thought was her is apparently a pron star... SORRY! The resemblance is uncanny... |
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nip
said @ 3:20am GMT on 11th Nov
Probably her. Krystal Steel. |
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follywaggle
said @ 10:30pm GMT on 10th Nov
A possibility http://www.sicklinks.net/videos/parissexmovie_256k.wmv On second thought I don't think so. |
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follywaggle
said @ 10:37pm GMT on 10th Nov
A more direct link. |
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nip
said @ 3:16am GMT on 11th Nov
[Score:1 Informative]
This video seems to most legit to me. It agrees with the no cameraman rule. The guy in the video seems to look like Rick Soloman. Also it's shot using night vision which is something a real (i.e. not pr0n stars) couple might do. This video is just a little over 2mins which leads me to believe that there is more of it. Sexbrat.com is supposedly in possession of the whole video which is supposed to be about 45mins long which backs up my assumption. I couldn't find that actual info on sexbrat.com but I got the 45min quote from Freelsgood at fark. I hope it's not some sort of terrible sin to link anything to fark. Finally the fact that the Paris in question has short hair in this vid made me a little skeptical but then i dug out some photos of her, around the time when the vid was made i believe, that show her to have short hair. In conclusion I think I can safely say that what we have here is truly a clip (a poor clip mind you) of Paris getting porked. If anyone even still cares. |
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follywaggle
said @ 1:28am GMT on 11th Nov
Fakes everywhere. |
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nip
said @ 2:37am GMT on 11th Nov
A couple tips in deciding whether you have the "real" paris vid. The "real" video doesn't have a camera man and paris is supposed to be drunk out of her gourd, also I believe there where no goats involved. |
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follywaggle
said @ 2:42am GMT on 11th Nov
Damn, the goats should have been a red flag. Oh well... |
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housewares
said @ 3:56pm GMT on 9th Feb
By the way: I found a link for the video |
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