Sensible Erection

Sunday, 27 April 2003

a video clip of some jackass pretending he's darth maul from star wars: episode i. actually quite amusing to watch.

[by skrewlooze@11:53amGMT] [+10 Funny]

Comments

donnie said @ 12:07pm GMT on 27th Apr
aaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! I shit my pants that was so ridiculous! I think i've seen retarded kids have seisures that would be more threatening in a fight. This guy looks like the sugarplum fairy after a little too many plums and and way too much pixie dust!

Tentacle said @ 12:15pm GMT on 27th Apr
dont you also love the sounds he makes with his mouth:

"fzz FZZ fzz FFFFFfffZZZZ"

donnie said @ 12:40pm GMT on 27th Apr
hehe... a legend in his own mind

smada said @ 12:18pm GMT on 27th Apr
HAHH!

sp3nx0r said @ 12:26pm GMT on 27th Apr
That was the dumbest piece of shit I've ever seen (give or take). +1 funny for me

llatan said @ 12:28pm GMT on 27th Apr
I was really hoping that he'd smack his own himself in the face.

Rouge_Element said @ 12:29pm GMT on 27th Apr
Due to the quality of the video, I couldn't tell if he was retarded or not. But it turns out he's just fat and stupid.

You gotta love how he needs a break every 30 seconds.

spunjpunk said @ 12:32pm GMT on 27th Apr
darth value meal

Humpy said @ 12:35pm GMT on 27th Apr
Whats with the basketball game at the end? I could edit this better than he did, but still what a weirdo.

Tentacle said @ 12:51pm GMT on 27th Apr
i kept hoping that the last half of the clip would have been edited with lightsaber F/X

donnie said @ 12:58pm GMT on 27th Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
yeah, except that the dumbass more than once is grabbing the thing right where the business end[s] of the saber would be. Should this surreal weapon actually work the way lucas had intended, the kid would have burned his own hands off...

Tentacle said @ 1:05pm GMT on 27th Apr
not unless he s got Darth Vader like powers to resist getting cut!

remember in Empire Strikes Back, when Luke is fighting Darth Vader, Luke hits Vader on the arm, right under the shoulder joint, and the lightsaber bounces back?

I'd like an explanation for that.

egads said @ 1:20pm GMT on 27th Apr
Scotchguard.

fitzy said @ 6:53am GMT on 29th Apr
3/\/\/\/\ kik teh a55

arnonymous said @ 12:38pm GMT on 27th Apr [Score:1 Funny]
shock and awe

omfg

Hardtarget said @ 12:53pm GMT on 27th Apr
ooo ballet

Starjump said @ 12:53pm GMT on 27th Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
Please can somebody set some Disco music over this.

Akira said @ 8:47pm GMT on 27th Apr
I could watch him for hours with Bee Gee's Stayin Alive over this.

Evan said @ 1:19pm GMT on 27th Apr
I dont know what my favorite part was..when he starts kicking his legs up in the air..or when he hits the wall.. +1funny

egads said @ 1:24pm GMT on 27th Apr [Score:1 Funny]
Really sad to see how far Steven Seagal has let himself go,,,

MEEJA HOR said @ 1:25pm GMT on 27th Apr
that's the worst cheerleader i've ever seen

egads said @ 1:31pm GMT on 27th Apr [Score:3 Funny]

Evan said @ 1:34pm GMT on 27th Apr
Yes, the resemblance is uncanny.

fangoul said @ 1:36pm GMT on 27th Apr
That was one of the best toons ever :) I did get the feeling like a stiff breese could have knocked that guy over when he was spinning around.

hedge hog said @ 4:30pm GMT on 27th Apr
"Ho! Haa! Guard! Perry! Dodge! Spin! Thrust!" Boing (Up snaps the bill).

hedge hog said @ 4:39pm GMT on 27th Apr [Score:1 Funny]
"Ho! Haa! Guard! Perry! Dodge! Spin! Thrust!" Boing (Up snaps the bill).

p_headless_g said @ 2:44pm GMT on 27th Apr
Heh... I got about ten seconds into this before I broke into a huge shit-eating grin and started screaming "TAAAAAAAAAARD!!!" at the screen until it ended. Beautiful...

cuby said @ 2:49pm GMT on 27th Apr
there's two possibilites for this:

1) you've got to be shitting me. he thinks he's darth maul?!
WAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA-::falls of chair::

2) AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-::falls of chair::

+1 too funny

graham said @ 3:04pm GMT on 27th Apr [Score:1 Funny]
you know, i think it was just some sort of erotic dance.

little hell said @ 3:16pm GMT on 27th Apr
i didn't know aktungs boyfriend like star wars so much.

Ronald_McDonald said @ 3:32pm GMT on 27th Apr
i'm sure his mom is so proud

snatp said @ 3:46pm GMT on 27th Apr
Man, if I did something that stupid I would of erased it right after I watched it.

slothbaby said @ 3:48pm GMT on 27th Apr
Ok. A disclaimer. I enjoy Star Wars. Own the movies. Saw all of them in the theatre. I could stand to lose several pounds. That all being said I have never:

1) Been so drunk, tired, or deluded enough to think that I'm actually a character in the movie.

2) Thought to myself, "Wouldn't it be great to ACT like a character from the movie," except during those times when Trick or Treating was involved.

3) Made "Fweez Fweez Zwwef" sounds with my mouth while performing semi-aerobic workouts with a aluminum broom handle, necessitating rest breaks every few seconds.

I'm with egads....I too thought of the Daffy Duck "Actually, it's a buck and a quarter quarter-staff" cartoon as well. 'Ho! Ha Ha! Guard! Turn! Perry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! (though admittedly, it's sad that I can remember that. Maybe I shouldn't be throwing stones in glass houses)

elbokonon said @ 4:04pm GMT on 27th Apr
was he twirling the baton, or was the baton twirling him?

Alethea said @ 4:06pm GMT on 27th Apr
No no he dosent want to be Darth Maul at all, he wants to be one of those baton twirlers he seen at the parade.

I think I shall send Pillsbury Maul off to the G.Norton Sho in the UK Im sure this is worth air Time!

mcclint said @ 4:26pm GMT on 27th Apr
it's gone. anyone got a mirror of it somewhere?

HolySmoke said @ 5:00pm GMT on 27th Apr [Score:3 Informative]
I asked mr. google

his reply

follywaggle said @ 7:19pm GMT on 27th Apr
Thank you Mr. Google.

hedge hog said @ 4:38pm GMT on 27th Apr
Holy Shit! Tears are squirting from my eyes! His sister must be a flag girl. The yellow cloth on the floor looks like a flag. His sudo light saber has a handle on on end and a ball on the other resembling a flag pole. This jackass most definetly has not kissed a girl. Maybe he dosen't have a sister and he is the flag boy for the basketball team.

account said @ 12:24am GMT on 29th Apr
Maybe he's the flag girl for the basketball team.

splam said @ 4:41pm GMT on 27th Apr
dead... SE'd... hope someone saved it.

phishfood said @ 4:50pm GMT on 27th Apr
Well this had made my day.

amsilenced said @ 5:02pm GMT on 27th Apr
broken :{

blacksun said @ 5:08pm GMT on 27th Apr
waaaaa I wanna see it!!! :(

ClovenHoof said @ 6:08pm GMT on 27th Apr [Score:1 Funny]
anyone feel that the only reason it stops is because he took the tripod legs out from underneath the camera . . . two grand of digital video on the floor in pieces.
Regardless - should you meet up with him on a dark night in an alley be afraid-very afraid. He does have a distinct advantage - he could, more than likely, flatten your skull while you are rolling around on the pavement laffing.

plongo said @ 6:30pm GMT on 27th Apr
This is among the funniest things I've ever seen (which probably is a bit sad).

JOECAM said @ 7:54pm GMT on 27th Apr
404

Tentacle said @ 8:06pm GMT on 27th Apr
search google for the filename

sensibleb said @ 8:39pm GMT on 27th Apr
Alternate Link:

http://riotgear.net/y/ghyslain_razaa.wmv

sensibleb said @ 8:41pm GMT on 27th Apr
BTW... PURE gold.

waxattakz said @ 9:39pm GMT on 27th Apr
fuck, its broken

mykel said @ 9:41pm GMT on 27th Apr
Uhhh.. am I the only one who thinks making fun of this guy is fucked up? He obviously has some sort of autism or down syndrome. Maybe he's a fan of Star Wars and wanted to record his light saber moves. Why is that something to make fun of?

You all have lost a lot of respect from me, not that my respect means anything, but I was pretty apalled to discover that not one person has negatively rated this.

donnie said @ 9:58pm GMT on 27th Apr
if this kid has down's syndrome, i'll eat my hat. He's just a typical suburban kid. Too much eat, not enough going outside and discovering the real world. Momma always said, stupid is as stupid does...

Orang said @ 10:13pm GMT on 27th Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
"He obviously has some sort of autism or down syndrome."

What exactly makes you think so?

He looked like a regular kid to me. Regular kids make regular stupid movies of themselves all the time.

And if we're correct in thinking he is just a regular kid, I'd imagine he'd be more offended by you conlcuding he has down's, then by the jokes we've made.

mykel said @ 3:53am GMT on 28th Apr
I would sooner assume that he has a disability, rather than assume he doesn't and start making fun :/

sensibleb said @ 10:38pm GMT on 27th Apr
There is a difference between Down Syndrome and general idiocy. This guy is suffers from the latter.

burning1 said @ 11:20pm GMT on 27th Apr
I don't think he has downs, however I don't really see the humor in someone looking or acting silly.

I practice martial arts. I'm sure I look like an idiot from time to time, but that's all part of learning. I bet the kid was having fun. Wanted to watch himself... Hell I do the same thing when I practice drumming.

Fuck, mabie none of you would do somthing like that now, but I bet you all have done embarassing things in the past. The only difference is none of it is on video, or on the net.

Evan said @ 6:36am GMT on 28th Apr
Haha, i made a mock Japanese samurai movie...we even dubbed over our voices, and use crappy speed editting to makes us look uber. I think the best part was when he jumps off the trampolene to hit me...and you see him fly in the air...ahhhhh...good times. Ill have to dig that up.

follywaggle said @ 12:20pm GMT on 3rd May
"or on the net"

That's the key, it's like airing your silliest home videos on primetime network television without knowing it.

vahid said @ 9:48pm GMT on 27th Apr
Get the fork out of your mouth.

sensibleb said @ 10:40pm GMT on 27th Apr
What IS that thing he's swinging around? It looks like one of those telescopic golf ball retrievers.

cuby said @ 10:44pm GMT on 27th Apr [Score:2]
here....

someone's kind of...taken it a step further.

pass it around. make another post if necessary or something.

sensibleb said @ 10:53pm GMT on 27th Apr
Oh... my... fucking... Lord. I have soiled myself. How embarassing.

If anyone deserved the F/X treatment, it was this guy.

donnie said @ 2:09am GMT on 28th Apr
brilliant!

badbob said @ 10:47pm GMT on 27th Apr
wow.. he looks alot like my RETARDED NEIGHBOR!!!.. i think i am going to go end his life now

Tentacle said @ 11:14pm GMT on 27th Apr [Score:1 Funny]
haha mykel modded it -1 Bad!!! could he actually be the guy in the video?

waxattakz said @ 12:36am GMT on 28th Apr
Can anyone get this link to werk now? Or does this site h8 me?

waxattakz said @ 3:11am GMT on 28th Apr
Heh, got it.

I can not belive that dude din't clock himself in the head that whole time.

account said @ 1:07am GMT on 29th Apr
I have two questions:
1. What's up with the clip of basketball at the end? Was this kid recording his jedi dreams over a family's tape?
2. Did anyone else notice the kid had glasses? How did he manage to keep them on his face the whole time, what with all that spinning and such?

egads said @ 1:21am GMT on 29th Apr
"How did he manage to keep them on his face the whole time, what with all that spinning and such?"

He used the Force...

zettozee said @ 6:24am GMT on 29th Apr
hmm.. server not found

raski said @ 12:55pm GMT on 4th May [Score:1 Interesting]
http://www.slowdown.co.uk/flm/Star_Wars_Kid_Remix.wmv

Here is a link for a remix of it with sound fx.

beergoggles said @ 2:35pm GMT on 9th May
His skills are obviously unmatched. It was obviously a training video for other wannabe Jedi Knights. If this tape gets in the wrong hands.....god help all humanity.

stevland72 said @ 2:06pm GMT on 22nd May
looking for a mirror? www.superfastcomputer.com is hosting both versions of this video.

Aidentas said @ 6:14am GMT on 22nd May
Oops.